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  October 1st, Saturday, sunny.

  Today is a grand day of universal celebration, even the cawing of the crows sounds festive.

  At 7:30 in the morning, Wu Ming opened his eyes and waited left and right, but that damned air raid alarm didn't sound. He put on his clothes and walked out of the room...

  Yan's sleeping posture was as usual, with her face buried in the pillow and her butt facing upwards. Wu Ming's dreamy shot hit the beauty's buttocks, almost scoring a bullseye.

  Good ball!

  Yan Ruyu rubbed her buttocks and sat up after yawning, covering her mouth to stifle a laugh at Wu Ming. As soon as she regained consciousness, she immediately turned red with anger, throwing the beautiful sheep toy at Wu Ming, asking in a bad tone: "You rascal! Did you kick this lady's butt again?"

  Wu Ming dodged the giant hidden projectile and replied irrelevantly: "Why didn't the air raid siren sound today?"

  "Why did I set an alarm clock if I'm not going to work today?"

  Wu Ming's face suddenly lit up with realization, and he said: "Why didn't you say so earlier? Sorry about that, since I've already woken up, might as well take a piss too!"

  "You bastard! Why don't you just die?" Yan Ruyu fell into a rage.

  Wu Ming slipped out of the beauty's boudoir with a smile...

  After washing up, Yan Ruyu puffed out her cheeks and went downstairs. She intended to let Wu Ming see the real power of her Taekwondo white belt beginner level. In the kitchen, she found Wu Ming cooking something and immediately sneaked up quietly, getting into position...

  Hmph... Dare to kick this lady's butt, now taste the power of Jade's whip-like legs! This lady will kick until feathers fly and eggs scatter... Oh! So fragrant!

  Yan Ruyu posed in a proud and independent manner, her delicate nose twitching as she sniffed curiously and asked: "What's cooking?"

  Instant noodles.

  "More cooking, I want to eat!"

  Wu Ming didn't even turn his head back, and smiled faintly: "If you want to eat, then put away your fancy punches and kicks."

  Does this bastard have eyes in the back of his head? Yan Ruyu, with a proud demeanor, hummed and walked to the round table in the dining hall, sat down with her legs crossed, waiting for dinner to start, with an air of a young lady.

  Soon, Wu Ming brought two large bowls of noodles to the dining hall and pushed one in front of Yan Ruyi...

  A clear soup with a plain face, her complexion as white as jade, pouting her small mouth, complaining: "What kind of sauce is this? Why is the soup so clear?"

  Wu Ming sucked in a mouthful of hot noodles, stuck out his tongue and breathed out, saying: "I... don't know, I only know this is called 'Kang Shifu' scallion noodles."

  "Mr. Kang's uncle?" Yan Ruyu's voice turned sharp, shouting: "Why not buy Mr. Kang's? This Mr. Kang's uncle, I've never even heard of it, must be a fake and inferior product."

  Wu Ming scratched the back of his head and said, "I don't know, the supermarket owner said this is a new variety launched by Uncle Pai Gu, and it's very tasty."

  "Paigu Uncle? That unscrupulous company that only produces counterfeit goods?" Yan Ruyu's face showed disdain, and she picked up the plain white noodles again, complaining: "Didn't we buy eggs? Why didn't they put a few in? This plain noodle is so unappetizing."

  "Let it go!"

  "Where is it? How..." Yan Ruyu's words were not finished, she saw that Wu Ming's bowl had several eggs, and immediately became furious and shouted: "This selfish bastard!"

  No way! Wu Ming just moved his lips without making a sound.

  Yan Ruyu stretched out her chopsticks towards Wu Ming's bowl and shouted: "Give me..."

  "I've got drool!"

  Yan Ruyu's chopsticks paused in mid-air, and she stood up with a huff, wrinkling her small nose as she said, "Hmph! I'll cook it myself."

  Wu Ming showed a hint of surprise, then smiled and teased: "Really? Do you want me to call the fire department first?"

  "Don't underestimate me! I learned how to cook when I was in college at Harvard." Yan Ruyu puffed out her chest and walked into the kitchen...

  Having learned doesn't mean you can do it! After a while, Wu Ming had already finished his noodles, and Yan Ruyu brought up a plate of black stuff, with a strong smell of burnt food. She hesitated for a moment before placing the plate on the dining table.

  Wu Ming picked up his chopsticks and poked at the blackened omelette, making a clicking sound as he said, "Don't even mention how overcooked it is, there are eggshells in it."

  "Eggs... eggshells can supplement calcium!" Yan Ruyu is being stubborn like a dead duck.

  Wu Ming showed a look of admiration, and smiled: "Supplementing calcium and carbon, you can slowly supplement yourself, be careful not to supplement your life away." After finishing speaking, he hummed a tune as he went to wash the dishes.

  Yan Ruyu made a ghostly face, hesitated for a moment, and then plucked up the courage to pick up a piece of charcoal and put it in her mouth. Soon, her small face scrunched up like a bitter melon, salty and bitter, disgusting to death, just thinking about spitting it out...

  Wu Ming washed the dishes and walked through the dining hall, casting his gaze at her, chuckling and saying, "Was it very hard to eat?"

  Yan Ruyu swallowed the burnt egg in her mouth with a stiff face and pointed her nose at the sky: "Who said that, it's delicious!"

  Wu Ming walked away, and Yan Ruyu's pleased face immediately fell, feeling like she could spit out a bird from her mouth, and hurriedly looked for water to drink.

  …………………………………………………………

  "That damned Wu Song, what a moral degenerate! Not even Jinlian dared to do that, what kind of hero is he?" Wu Ming was watching the new version of Water Margin and became extremely dissatisfied with Wu Erlang's noble behavior, loudly scolding him with an expression of hating iron for not becoming steel...

  Yan Ruyu had just walked into the living room when she heard such unscrupulous words, and couldn't help but roll her eyes. Who was it that had lost their moral integrity?

  To tell you the truth, this bastard is absolutely not a gay man, he's just a big pervert. As long as he dresses less, he'll definitely have eyes on her, and he's also a sinister bad guy who dares to kick girls' butts.

  However, Miss has already seen through the true face, and as long as she dares to have any improper thoughts, hum... Yan Ruyu clenched her small fist, secretly glancing at Wu Ming, revealing a hint of complacency.

  She always believed that as long as she took action, she could beat Wu Ming so badly he'd be searching for his teeth all over the ground!

  Her face was like jade, frequently stealing glances at herself, her pretty face full of calculations. Wu Ming shook his head and said: "What are you staring at me for? Are you infatuated?"

  "Just started watching!" Yan Ruyu loudly retorted, hummed, and grabbed the remote control to change channels.

  "Eh! Eh! I'm here!" Wu Ming protested.

  "I want it!" Yan Ruyu replied domineeringly and began to adjust the TV.

  Most girls like idol dramas, Korean dramas and the like. Yan Ruyu is a bit of an oddball; she always likes some strange and unusual things, such as "The Story I Must Tell About Zombies".

  This taste is really not to be trifled with, Wu Ming shuddered and quickly got up, preparing to return to his room to watch Japanese dramas on his computer. By the way, he was more fond of actresses like Aya Ueto and Yui Aragaki.

  I'm back in my room.

  "Don't forget to make lunch!"

  He really treated me like a servant. Wu Ming returned to his room with a dark face, only to discover something that made him extremely distressed - the movie downloader was open, but he had forgotten to start the task.

  On the computer monitor in front of me were the newly issued documents, including an ID card and a household registration book, as well as a driver's license. Of course, the driver's license was a gift, and it was fake.

  Picking up his ID card, Wu Ming couldn't help but touch his own face. Am I really that old? Why did that kid think I'm 2 years old? Hmph! His conscience must have been eaten by a dog.

  Having an ID card, it's probably time to find something to do, mainly because the money is running out quickly. Oh right, I forgot to give my ID card to Xiang Xiaozhu. Thinking of this, Wu Ming picked up his ID card and walked out of the room.

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  At times, Yan Ruyu was standing on the sofa watching a taekwondo match, excited as if she were there in person, waving her hands and feet while loudly shouting: "Idiot, why kick him in the chest? Use a hook kick!"

  What's with the flirtation? Does this woman know the rules? Wu Ming, drenched in sweat, walked up to Yan Ruyi and handed over his ID card, saying: "Here... my ID is ready."

  Yan Ruyu just took a glance and burst out laughing: "Geg... how come you're bald? It's hilarious..." She waved her hand and continued, "Never mind, when you have time, go to the local police station to get a temporary residence permit, then go to the property management security office to register your name."

  "Really can't?"

  "What's good..." Yan Ruyu's small face showed impatience and said: "Don't disturb me during the competition."

  Wu Ming rubbed his nose, picked up the newspaper on the table, and happened to turn to international current events. A striking headline made him feel a sudden shock!

  Silver Fox Returns?

  Latest news from our newspaper, the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department was broken into last night, and a daring thief left the words "Silver Fox" in spray paint on the front gate of the police station. Here is a detailed report from our journalist...

  Sakura Tree Financial Group was hacked!

  According to reports, the Sakura Financial Group of Japan was recently hacked repeatedly, resulting in heavy losses and a sharp decline in stock prices. Chairman Sakurataro announced his resignation yesterday, with rumors suggesting that he has a close connection with the arrest of "Silver Fox".

  The Romanov financial group withdraws from Japan!

  Romanov Financial Group announced yesterday at a press conference in Japan that it will withdraw from the country. What is the deep meaning behind this move by Russia's oldest family, the world's first media and military conglomerate?

  "What's so captivating?" Wu Ming was slightly petrified, and Yan Ruyu couldn't help but ask.

  "Huh?" Wu Ming came back to his senses, shook his head, flipped over the newspaper and said: "Nothing, I don't have any suitable job for me."

  "Work?" Yan Ruyu was slightly surprised and asked: "Looking for a job?"

  "Find something to do, staying at home all day is a bit boring!"

  "Wow! The nouveau riche is quite ambitious!"

  Wu Ming smiled ambiguously and flipped to the recruitment section, where a large recruitment advertisement covering half of the page caught his eye: Anle Special Security Consulting Company Recruitment.

  The company was founded in ……

  Personal Security Consultant: Male/Female, No Education Limitation, Age 20-40.

  Requirements: Five senses are normal, physically healthy, proficient in wrestling and boxing, familiar with computers, able to drive, English.

  Salary: 200,000 to 1 million yuan per year.

  Note: Veterans or those with relevant experience are preferred.

  Wow! The salary isn't low at all! Wu Ming's mouth slightly curved up, and it seemed like he fit the requirements in every aspect. He took a look at the recruitment time: 0th of the month, sign-ups and interviews start at 0 o'clock in the morning.

  Is something wrong? Interview today? Today is the first day of the Golden Week holiday, from which a hidden message can be read: The company has few holidays!

  Wu Ming hesitated for a moment before asking, "How's An Er Le?"

  "Lightweight, breathable, may leak to the side if the amount is large..." Yan Ruyu gave a very professional evaluation, and then rolled her eyes and said: "A big man, why ask this?"

  "Do you think we're discussing the same issue?" Wu Ming furrowed his brow and pushed the newspaper in front of Yan Ruyu...

  "An Er Le Bao?" Yan Ruyu tilted her head slightly and smiled awkwardly, "This is a security company under the Leng's Conglomerate, with a good reputation. Want to go for an interview?"

  "What's wrong with that?"

  "Are you applying for a janitor?" Yan Ruyu smiled secretly, and when she saw Wu Ming's unpleasant expression, she coughed lightly twice and continued: "I think it's already 9 o'clock now. This company is in the city center, and it's still urgent to go out."

  "It's good fortune if I get it, and good luck if I lose it." Wu Mingfan casually took out his phone and slowly recorded down the address and contact number of An Le Company.

  With great difficulty, she spat out an ivory tooth, and upon closer inspection, it was still fake. Yan Ruyu let out a faint sigh.

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