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  On the first day of Golden Week, the streets were packed with a sea of steel, and Wu Ming was grateful to be driving his humble little mouse car. If he had been driving his Porsche Cayman, he would have been stuck in traffic so badly that it would have affected his endocrine system.

  Those who can't eat grapes say it has a fishy smell. Nowadays, most people would rather be stuck in traffic sitting in a BMW with the air conditioning on than exhaust themselves riding a bicycle.

  The subway is as crowded as a tiger, and the pain of squeezing into a car can only be known by experiencing it. It's so crowded that it can turn a young girl into an adult woman. This is the current state of transportation in big cities, no matter what mode of transportation you take, it won't make small citizens feel satisfied. Going out on holidays is even more inconvenient.

  With the extremely outdated navigation system: a map of Zhonghai City, Wu Ming rode his motorcycle for over an hour. When he felt that the chrysanthemum was about to wither, the Anyang Building of An'erlebao Company on the west outskirts of Zhonghai City came into view.

  A 20-story steel-framed skyscraper stands alone in a lush green area, with a hint of being out of place and disrupting the natural ecosystem.

  Anlebao had moved its headquarters from the city center to the suburbs several months ago. Fortunately, Wu Ming had called ahead to confirm the address, otherwise he would have gone to the city center and gotten stuck there.

  Soon, Wu Ming drove the Little Mouse to the front of the company gate. On the stone wall above the gate was engraved a row of dragon and phoenix characters: An'er Le Special Security Consulting Co., Ltd., with various honorary plaques hanging below.

  After passing the strict inspection of several black-clad men at the gate, Wu Ming drove into the Anle Company. The building seemed to have been completed recently, and colorful flags and congratulatory banners were still fluttering in front of the main entrance. The spacious parking lot was almost full, but Wu Ming managed to squeeze his car into a spot among a pile of bicycles with his exceptional driving skills.

  He had just turned around and walked a few steps when the bicycle fell down like dominoes...

  Many people came to sign up for the interview, crowded and shoulder-to-shoulder, the queue of people stretched from the first floor lobby of the building to the square, counting them, there were more than a dozen rows.

  The company An'erle is recruiting a small number of positions, less than 100 in total, but the number of people applying for jobs is at least 5,000. The competition is so fierce that it can be imagined, and the queue of people waiting to apply is almost as long as the queue itself.

  At a glance, one of the figures caught Wu Ming's eye, a tight-fitting dress that accentuated her perfect, round buttocks. A beauty?

  Wu Ming rushed out like a thunderbolt, and another tall figure also didn't slow down, crashing into each other!

  The two people who refused to give in to each other collided, their eyes locked, and sparks flew from their eyes, it was a passionate moment!

  Don't compete with me! The same signal flashed in both of their eyes.

  The man who bumped into Wu Ming was at least 1.9 meters tall, with a square head, thick eyebrows and big eyes, a national character face, tiger back and bear waist, and his black vest couldn't hide his exaggerated muscles.

  "What do you want to do?" The beauty turned around, smiled and said "Not a blade of grass grows!"

  Want to run away!

  Whoosh! Wu Ming and Da Gezi vanished into thin air...

  This woman is a masterpiece created by God, unfortunately when she fell from the sky, her face hit the ground first, with a rugged landscape on her face, and her heart's lifespan was reduced by half.

  "My god, I've never been scared by a woman from childhood to adulthood!"

  "What a great butt, how did it end up on her, what a waste of resources."

  After advancing side by side for over a hundred meters, the two big men stopped to exchange their thoughts on winning. Since there was no competition, the hostility also disappeared, and they even had a bit of a friendly atmosphere.

  Wu Ming smiled and stretched out his hand, saying: "Wu Ming, Wu Sangui's..."

  "Three Guiz Brothers!" The big guy interrupted Wu Ming's words, grasped his hand, and smiled with a standard Dongshan accent: "I'm called Zhuge Dachang."

  "Older brother of the large intestine!"

  "Just call me Zhuge."

  "Alright, Brother Pig!"

  Zhuge Dachang has a face full of black lines, every time he sleeps and dreams, he wakes up to his own handsomeness, but as soon as he thinks of his name, he can't help but want to cry!

  …………………………………………………

  Queuing up again, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang started chatting casually, their topic was women...

  It's wrong to judge people by their appearance, Zhuge Dachang looks stupid and simple, but he is actually a pure pervert, he has studied female physiology very thoroughly, with just one glance, he can accurately say out the three dimensions of a woman, Wu Ming himself cannot compare to him in this aspect.

  The two found a common language and began to discuss the topic of romantic action movies, deeply analyzing several films by the artistic master Kong Qiu. The more they talked, the more they found they had in common, as if they had known each other for years.

  Things of a kind come together, and the two men quickly became sworn brothers. They would sneakily evaluate and gossip about the female job applicants, occasionally bursting into snickering laughter, which intimidated all the women within a 20-meter radius.

  It's also true that some men show a defensive attitude towards them, which is a more complicated situation and not easy to explore.

  After queuing for half an hour, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang finally arrived at the front desk of the hall.

  "What position are you applying for?" The receptionist gave a professional smile and spoke in English.

  Zhuge was taken aback and hastily replied in poor Dongshan-accented English: "Private matters, ask no questions."

  The receptionist felt an urge to cry, how could this Eastern Mountain accent English hurt someone who didn't understand?

  Wu Ming also squeezed to the front desk, brushed aside his bangs, revealing a self-admitted handsome smile, and said in standard British English: "I'm here to apply for a bodyguard position too..."

  The receptionist, Wu Ming, looked surprised and handed them two copies of the form. She turned around and smiled at a man in black clothes behind her: "They are both here to apply for the private security consultant position."

  The man in black nodded, placed two pairs of dumbbells on the front desk, and said solemnly: "Each of you will hold 40 kilograms of dumbbells...". He pointed to the staircase entrance and continued: "From there, walk to the 18th floor for an interview. You only have five minutes."

  Upon hearing this, many candidates turned pale. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang showed no reaction, casually picking up the 40-kilogram dumbbells with ease, walking swiftly towards the stairs.

  "Two gone, conditions are pretty good!" The big man in black clothes smiled as he pressed the earpiece after Wu Ming and the other left.

  Wu Ming went up to the second floor, carrying dumbbells and walked in front of the elevator. He pressed the elevator switch and Zhuge Dachang, who was following behind him, exclaimed: "What are you doing?"

  "Let's take the elevator!"

  "Want to cheat? Don't want this job anymore?" Zhuge Dachang hastily pulled Wu Ming, and said urgently: "If you can't take it, I'll help!"

  "This is a man worth befriending," Wu Ming's mouth curled slightly as he said, "He only asked us to come up from here, and didn't say we couldn't take the elevator from here, I didn't cheat."

  Zhuge Dachang hesitated for a moment, saying: "You really know how to take advantage of loopholes..." As he spoke, he let out a hearty laugh and continued: "Alright! I'll also risk my life to accompany you, at worst we can just go back to the dock and carry cargo again."

  Ding! The elevator doors opened, and Wu Ming followed Zhuge Dachang in with a smile. They pressed the 18th floor button and then slowly filled out the registration form inside the elevator.

  Up to the 18th floor, just out of the elevator, a petite girl came up and smiled: "Are you here for an interview? Follow me."

  Wu Ming exchanged a glance with Zhu Ge Da Chang and followed behind the girl's buttocks...

  Upon arriving at a conference room, the leading girl knocked on the door and then turned around to smile at the two: "Go in! The first round of interviews is inside."

  Wu Ming and Zhu Ge Da Chang pushed the door open and walked in. The conference room was empty, with about twenty candidates standing around, except for a fat man sitting on a chair who should be the examiner. When the two entered, he nodded and smiled: "Put down your dumbbells, give me the form, stand wherever you want, I'm going to start the interview."

  The fat officer took the two men's forms, glanced at them, and then carefully sized them up. He then revealed a seemingly smiling expression and asked: "Others come here with sweat dripping from their heads, but you two look very relaxed!"

  "We came up by elevator." Wu Ming said with a smile.

  Good grief! This foolish kid looks quite clever on the surface, how can he be so naive? Zhuge Dachang gave Wu Ming a glance, full of discontent.

  "Good! Very good!" The fat examiner stood up and immediately took out a red pen to draw a few strokes on the two men's forms...

  Not even having an interview yet, he was eliminated. Zhuge Dachang cried with a sad face, and the other candidates couldn't help but cover their mouths and laugh secretly. With two fewer competitors, his own chances were even greater.

  "The two of you..." The fat examiner paused, handing the form back to Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, before continuing: "No need for a preliminary test, I'll take you straight to the written exam!"

  Zhuge Da Chang was stunned, Wu Ming rubbed his nose and took over the two forms, and saw the evaluation on top: Excellent.

  "Why?"

  "What right do they have?"

  "Did you get in through connections?"

  About twenty candidates started discussing heatedly...

  "Quiet!" The fat examiner shouted, and the room fell silent. Then he continued, "As bodyguards, we don't have any weapons. To protect our clients, we must use every means necessary. If the client is in danger on the 18th floor, it's stupid to climb up the stairs one step at a time!"

  "They simply didn't have the physical strength to climb up to the 18th floor, so they resorted to taking the elevator."

  "That's right! If the employer encounters danger, what can they do? Help bad people polish their shoes?"

  All sorts of sarcastic and mocking voices rose one after another, all questioning Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang...

  The fat official ignored him and smiled at Wu Ming and the others, saying: "You two come with me!"

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