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  The sky gradually darkens, and the lights of a million families light up the urban weekend night.

  At 7:30 in the evening, Wu Ming lay on the sofa in the living room, holding a book, concentrating on it. When he heard footsteps, he raised his head...

  Yan Ruyu had just finished her bath, shaking her wet hair as she came downstairs, wearing only a large T-shirt that barely covered her curvaceous and seductive buttocks, perfectly revealing an infinite amount of allure in every step.

  It seems like Second Brother has the urge to rebel, Wu Ming hastily buried his head in his book, turning a blind eye.

  "Why isn't the TV on?" Yan Ruyu asked casually while turning on the television with the remote control.

  "Uh... I'm reading a famous Chinese novel."

  Wu Ming held a book called "The Legend of the Golden Lotus". The title was not hard to imagine what kind of reading material it was. Yan Ruyu's pretty face turned hot with anger, and she cursed: "What kind of crappy classic is this? This is simply a low-level obscene book."

  "Vulgar?" Wu Ming put down the book and revealed his face, retorting: "How is this vulgar? This is the sequel to one of the Four Great Classical Novels, Outlaws of the Marsh."

  Yan Ruyu glanced at Wu Ming with a slanted eye and said coldly, "Who told you this is the sequel to Water Margin?"

  "Uh... it's what the book peddler said." Wu Ming's voice was a bit weak.

  Yan Ruyu covered her forehead and sighed: "I really suspect that she may not even know which four great works are."

  "What a joke! How would I not know..." Wu Ming snorted, proudly raising his chin and saying loudly: "Isn't it just the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Water Margin... Water Margin..."

  Wu Ming was speechless, Yan Ruyu smiled and raised an eyebrow, asking: "Is that all?"

  "I'll go to the toilet first and tell you when I get back!" Wu Ming lifted his butt...

  Yan Ruyi's face lit up with a faint smile, revealing a hint of disdain as she said, "You're not thinking of going back to your room to check the computer, are you?"

  He's been found out! Wu Ming froze, his mouth twitching twice, and he let out a dry laugh before sitting back down on the sofa, awkwardly changing the subject: "Uh... I heard it's going to rain tomorrow, haven't dried your clothes yet?"

  "Clothes?" Yan Ruyu hesitated for a moment, then revealed a charming smile and continued: "This reminds me of something." After finishing speaking, she put down the remote control and hastily got up to head back to her room...

  Wu Ming was so angry he could have given himself two slaps on the ears, it's really a case of speaking of the devil.

  Soon, Yan Ruyu carried a basket of underwear and stockings downstairs and walked in front of Wu Ming. She handed over the basket with a big smile and said: "Here... your task."

  Wearing a blue polka-dot underwear, Wu Ming was sweating profusely and smiled wryly: "Don't you feel embarrassed to let men help wash your underwear?"

  Her face flashed a small hint of embarrassment, and she directly handed the blue child to Wu Ming's arms, pointing at him with an air of authority: "Less nonsense, go wash quickly, since you've signed the agreement, you must keep your promise."

  A faint fragrance wafted into Wu Ming's nostrils, making him feel a little distracted. He shook his head to clear himself and began to instruct in a gentle tone: "Girls should be more diligent, don't be so lazy! There is a washing machine, isn't there? Just throw it in for a few minutes and it's done."

  Yan sat down on the sofa, casually hugging a pig's head pillow and humming: "This lady is just lazy, none of your business..." After thinking for a moment, she added another sentence: "Also, these clothes can only be hand washed, what if they get ruined in the washing machine?"

  "Hand wash?" Wu Ming's heart fluttered, revealing a sly smile, saying: "This is an intimate article of clothing, let me rub it for a bit, otherwise wearing it on my body won't feel a bit awkward later?"

  After moving here, all the underwear was washed by herself with the help of Xiang Shu. If she let this scoundrel wash it? Yan Ruyu just thought about it and couldn't bear a chill, feeling that a stranger's hand had reached into her underwear, and angrily said: "Don't dare to wash it by hand!"

  "How can you wash without using your hands?"

  Yan Ruyu's unreasonable humming said: "Anyway, it is not allowed to wash by hand. If you dare to touch my underwear with your hands, I will chop off the pig's trotters and feed them to the dogs."

  "It's indeed a woman's privilege to be unreasonable..." Wu Ming stood up with the blue child and slowly walked towards the bathroom on the first floor, sighing: "The little boy who sells bras is really pitiful!"

  Her face was tense, but she couldn't help wanting to laugh, her face turned red with effort. Only after hiding behind Wu Ming's back did she let out a "heh" and cover her mouth to giggle.

  "Wow! It smells so good!" Wu Ming shouted loudly in the bathroom.

  "What a change... of state!" Yan Ruyu's angry roar was urgent and defeated, she quickly jumped up and rushed towards the bathroom...

  In the spacious bathroom, Wu Ming held a bottle of 'Jie Yi Jing' and said to Yan Ruyi with a smile: "I say this bottle of Jie Yi Jing smells so good, I wonder if you think I'm smelling stinky socks?"

  "How can it possibly stink? They change it every day, don't believe me if you don't want to, just smell it!" Yan Ruyu's head was a bit feverish and she spoke without thinking, only realizing what she had said afterwards.

  Wu Ming's face was filled with a playful expression, and Yan Ruyu's face turned red with embarrassment as she said: "I'm going back to my room now, don't forget to wake me up tomorrow..." After finishing speaking, she ran away with a red face.

  The colorful and varied patterns represent that she has a love for beauty, likes to be multi-faceted and vibrant, but is a bit vain. However, the styles are relatively conservative, and not one of her pants is the kind that's full of seductive charm.

  Peel off her beautiful and seductive fox skin, and she's actually a little wild cat with a bit of a rough temper.

  Wu Ming's faint smile quickly disappeared, revealing his discontent. He muttered to himself, "Damn it, helping a girl wash her underwear... if this gets out, even if I show off my biceps like Ah Nuo, others will still think I'm a softie." Wu Ming picked up the small underwear and scrubbed it fiercely, as if it were Yan Ruyi's buttocks.

  Insects are chirping, dogs are barking, Wu Ming has a black face and is wearing a cool vest.

  Back in the living room, there was no longer a shadow of Yan Ruyu. Wu Ming turned off the lights and returned to his room, lying on the bed, holding up "The Water Margin" to read by lamplight at night.

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  In the morning, an air raid alarm sounded throughout the villa, and Wu Ming, who was awakened, instantly rolled off the bed, followed by a standard series of sideways rolls to the balcony, wearing only his underwear, he made a flying leap, directly jumping down from the second floor, the whole process as fast as lightning.

  "Woof woof......" Four black dogs, named Xiaodong, Xiaonan, Xiaoxi and Xiaobei, with scarlet tongues hanging out of their mouths, were barking furiously as they pounced on Wu Ming who had just jumped down from the upstairs.

  Wu Ming's brain was still a bit dizzy, and he reflexively sprinted a few steps before explosively jumping up. He grabbed the railing of the second-floor balcony with both hands, did a sideways swing and flip in mid-air, and swung himself steadily back onto the balcony.

  This series of leaps and bounds, free and easy, if someone comes, must hold back from applauding.

  However, Wu Ming was almost in tears. What's going on? It's been chaotic since early morning, and the sharp air raid sirens were still ongoing. The sound that made people tremble with fear seemed to be coming from Miss Yan's room. What kind of plane is she flying?

  Wu Ming was a bit flustered, wearing only his underpants as he rushed to knock on Yan Ruyi's door. After knocking for half the day with no response, he tried twisting the doorknob and surprisingly, the door opened.

  The black alarm clock on the bedside table was still frantically sounding an air raid warning, Wu Ming strode forward and pressed the alarm switch hard, only then did the ear-piercing sound stop, towards Yan Daxiaojie who was sleeping like a dead pig.

  She can still sleep like this, it's really admirable. If there were planes coming to bomb, she would be the first one to die!

  "Miss Yan... Miss Yan... Little Piggy Yan..." Wu Ming yelled sternly.

  Yan Ruyu hugged a big beautiful sheep doll, with her butt up and still sleeping soundly. It was inevitable that she didn't wake up, even the air raid siren couldn't wake her, let alone just shouting.

  To get back to the subject, this woman's sleeping posture with her butt up in the air is indeed alluring. The thin silk nightgown outlines her perfect buttocks, making one unable to help but think...

  Can't help but want to kick! Wu Ming stretched out his foot and kicked towards the beauty's buttocks.

  Wake up and don't sign unequal treaties, let me help wash your underwear, call a false air raid alarm, scare me to jump off the building and be chased by dogs, I've been patient for too long!

  Yan Ruyu groggily let out a sound, rubbed her butt and slowly got up, stretched her waist, and then rubbed her eyes again. After waking up, she saw Wu Ming staring at her with a fierce gaze by the bedside, and immediately covered her chest and let out a loud shriek...

  "Who's calling Ma? I'm wearing pajamas!"

  Yan Ruyu covered her face with both hands and gritted her teeth: "But I'm not wearing any!"

  Originally, he wanted to roar like a lion in the east of the river, but wearing only one underpants, his tone was not enough. Wu Ming coughed lightly and said, "What I want to say is, can we change the alarm clock? I almost got scared to death by it."

  "Get out of here!!!" Yan Ruyu's pretty face turned bright red as she yelled with a heart-wrenching scream.

  "I'm here to wake you up, don't get me wrong!" Wu Ming explained, and hastily retreated like a fire burning his buttocks...

  This bastard, scoundrel, turtle egg, stinky egg, Yan Ruyu painted a circle and cursed Wu Ming eighteen times. His face turned even redder and more delicate, but this man's figure is really good, with beautiful lines of muscle, and that magnificent "bulge".

  What am I thinking about? Slut, slut, slut. Yan Ruyu patted her own face, trying to stop herself from imagining those restricted scenes.

  After changing into new clothes and putting on makeup, it was already half an hour later. When she came out of the room, Yan Ruyu was still in a huff, stomping her feet with each step, her anger reaching the sky!

  After the Porsche started, it roared loudly a few times, and Wu Ming, who was lying on the bed reading a book, slightly curled up the corners of his mouth, teasing this little wild cat, making her playful, and it was indeed a delightful thing!

  In the morning when she went out, she was still fuming, but by the evening when she came back, Yan Ruyu had already forgotten about the morning's incident and was delightedly sharing her joy with Wu Ming, a limited edition new LV handbag.

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  After the three-day trial living period, Wu Ming obtained the remote control for the villa's gate and the password for the house door. The name "Yan Xiaozhu" appeared on his mobile phone's address book.

  Similarly, on Yan Ruyu's mobile phone, the chrysanthemum button can be dialed to "Xiao Mingzi" with just a light press.

  After several days of reconnaissance, Wu Ming had a certain understanding of the surrounding environment. The security here was very good, with surveillance cameras installed at each intersection of every villa, and a security checkpoint every few hundred meters.

  It's slightly disappointing that Xing Ming didn't find any information about himself, nor had he heard of anyone going missing around here. The greatest frustration of amnesia is not knowing where one came from, so all he can do is take things one step at a time.

  Air raid sirens go off every day, and washing underwear becomes Wu Ming's daily compulsory course. As revenge, his way of waking up Yan Xiaojie every day is to kick her butt, and secretly add toilet cleaner to her perfume.

  What a relief!

  Every day when she wakes up, she feels a dull pain in her buttocks. After spraying the toilet with that special fragrance, Yan Ruyu suddenly opens her eyes and quietly takes Wu Ming's toothbrush to brush the toilet.

  What a relief!

  On the surface, they seem harmonious, but secretly they are plotting against each other. Both the man and woman are like oil lamps that burn out quickly. Every day, they engage in a battle of wits, each trying to outlast the other until one of them is exhausted to death!

  The five days passed in a most interesting and enjoyable way...

  Early in the morning, Yan Ruyu went out to work. Wu Ming took "Dong Nan Xi Bei" (four Labrador dogs) out for a walk and after some communication with them, they became extremely obedient. However, Wu Ming still couldn't tell the four dogs apart as they looked almost identical.

  How do humans and dogs communicate? Whoever has the harder fist, whoever says what is true! In short, under Wu Ming's training, Dong Nan Xi Bei can now swim freestyle.

  "O-nii-chan, yame-tte... O-nii-chan, yame-tte..." Just as Wu Ming walked out of the villa's gate, his phone rang with a mesmerizing ringtone from his pocket.

  A 64G phone memory, stored a 6G romance action movie video, it's heartbreaking to delete it!

  "Brother Ming, your ID card is ready." The voice of Gao Caisheng came from the other end of the phone, with a hint of respect in his tone.

  "Good heavens! So soon?" Wu Ming was somewhat astonished.

  "You treat me as a national scholar, I will repay you as a national scholar..." Gao Caisheng's words exuded talent.

  "What does this mean?"

  The bright moon shines on the ditch, and plays the lute for the cow!

  "Cough, cough... Brother Ming, you didn't say a word and just handed me the money. I appreciate your trust, of course, I'll get things done for you as soon as possible. To be honest, my superior...” Gao Caisheng said, pausing for a moment, mumbling a couple of times, then continued: "Right, where are you? I'll send over the household registration book and ID card right away."

  Wu Ming turned his head towards the villa's doorplate and read out: "Longkou New District Qingshan Road Tenglong Garden No."

  "Golden Forest?" On the other end of the phone, Gao Caisheng blurted out, his tone becoming increasingly respectful: "Excuse me for a moment, I'll have my ID sent over to you right away."

  "Alright then, call me when you arrive."

  He hung up the phone, and Wu Ming's mouth curled up from the corner. From today on, I'm also a person with an ID card.

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