Chapter 92: The Storm of Youth

  "Hey, Abdominal Brother's post has exploded on the internet again. Director He Ming's first work is honestly not cool at all, but it was shot in one take and took less than five minutes to film. It looks very natural and realistic, and it's hilarious."

  Not to mention the only female lead is an old, faded middle-aged woman who has lost her footing in life, let's just say that Director He Ming is so cliché and over-the-top in his performance, it's hilarious. What's more, he's so famous, yet not afraid to ruin his image with such a dedicated performance, it's truly laugh-out-loud funny.

  Especially the "Dà Shé" brand youth water, one look and you can tell it was written with temporary oil-based pen, and the bottle body is still the one from Kangshifu after peeling off the packaging.

  Many people commented with laughing emojis: "Abs brother, you're infringing on rights! The bottle shape of Kangshifu Hongcha is a registered trademark!"

  But putting aside these exaggerated comments like "crazy laughter", "brilliant performance" and so on, a large number of people started speaking out, it can't be true, right? It's simply a miracle, too real.

  "What is Dashe Qingchun Shui? I searched on Qihoo but couldn't find anything. All the links that popped up were videos of abdominal muscle brother."

  "Incredible! I also want to buy it, how much is it per bottle?"

  A large number of inquiries about purchasing information, of course, cannot be without the brilliant comments of Erbiq youth: "Oh oh oh, quickly use double-section stick...... Oh oh oh, quickly use double-section stick...... Listen to Abdominal Muscle Brother's words, don't let him get hurt, use Dashen brand Youth Water, and the young bird will fly back...... Oh oh oh, quickly use double-section stick......"

  He Ming burst out laughing again, it's really too wonderful, these comments are absolutely awesome.

  He suppressed his smile, fortunately there were not many people online in the morning, otherwise seeing the famous abdominal muscle brother would definitely cause a sensation. He Ming immediately posted photos before and after use.

  The photos taken by the alien camera are very high-definition. Yesterday, many people asked what brand of camera Brother Abs has, and the quality is too awesome.

  Photos are far more realistic than videos and can hardly be faked, with so many high-definition photos, each one is extremely clear. After using it, it's like time has flowed back twenty years, with a smooth and delicate face, and wrinkles on the neck. Then after continued use, the neck also becomes smooth and delicate. What's most shocking is that Chen Meizhu's ugly belly fat became smooth and flat after using the product, with white and delicate skin, instantly exploding the entire bar's shocked expression.

  "Abs Brother? Are you even human?"

  "Devil brother, what equipment did you drop when you defeated the demon?" This person guessed the answer correctly.

  "I worship abdominal muscle brother, asking for some holy water." The spring water quickly became holy water. He Ming slapped his forehead, I should say Da She Pai holy water, abdominal muscle brother holy water is also okay? No, that would be my urine?"

  "Abs Brother, I'll sleep with you, can you give me some holy water? I don't have any money." A little girl posted a photo offering to sleep in exchange for holy water, probably she often exchanges sleep for equipment and so on. He Ming looked at the photo with great expectation, but he personally replied to the post, originally wanting to say: "Go back to your mother's womb and be remade, dear. Even the Great Snake brand youth water can't save you."

  But then, thinking about it, one's good reputation would be ruined, so pretending to be serious and sincere, said: "Little sister, cherish your body, don't sell your flesh and noble soul for worthless material things."

  That little girl is ugly but not stupid, and immediately posted: "Abdominal muscle brother, you are really hypocritical. If you don't want to come up with me, then just say so, why pretend?" And also added a disdainful expression.

  He Ming had nothing to say. Selective amnesia set in, and he went to look at other comments. Someone started saying that they couldn't find the Dà Shé brand facial cream on his Taobao website?

  He Ming thought he hadn't figured out Taobao yet, so he quickly registered an account. Hey, abdominal muscle brother was registered by someone, He Ming immediately thought of another one, abdominal muscle brother, hey, also being registered.

  He Ming is speechless. I had to think of a way to register an account for Abdominal Brother! Fortunately, it's settled now, hurry up and register the account, then promote it through my own WeChat, Abdominal Brother's official account. Only this account registered by me is the real one, all others are scammers, don't believe them!

  The internet was once again filled with comments and laughter, as He Ming started to create a product that would restore one's youth for a million dollars, setting the auction time to one hour. The e-commerce platform in this world was called "Your My Taobao", which allowed for auctions and was more than ten times more popular due to its advanced economy.

  He Ming's Snake Brand Youth Water product suddenly appeared on the homepage, instantly causing a huge sensation, with a large number of comments pouring out, making the humble and unknown Tu Jie feel ashamed!

  "Sofa sofa!"

  "Long live abdominal brother! The ghost sticker is too great!"

  "I am the sleepwalking master of Shaolin Temple! I strongly demand that Abdominal Brother donate the Buddha's relic to Shaolin Temple!"

  "Hey, you got the Shaolin Temple's second brush, that's equipment dropped by Abdominal Brother when he was fighting monsters. You have a kind of solo burst with him!"

  "Worship the devil brother, can the devil brother be a bit cheaper?"

  He Ming looked at the comments and still thought no one would buy it, but unexpectedly, the price soared to 40 million in an instant, and continued to rise. All of these were paid in cash, which means that you can only pay as much money as you have in your account. If you bid successfully but don't buy, you can only get half of your money back.

  Ten minutes later, the number had risen to 120 million. He Ming was quite surprised, he really underestimated a woman's pursuit of beauty. The comments were getting crazier and more unbelievable, it has broken our Taobao auction record.

  No matter if it's Youku's top executives, Taobao's top executives, or Qihoo's top executives, they all almost laughed their teeth off. He Ming is truly a super powerful news explosive machine. In this era where clicks equal money, the charm of "Abdominal Muscle Brother" cannot be described, and the storm he triggered can wipe out ghosts and islands.

  At this time, the mobile phone rang, He Ming answered it and saw that it was Ying Qun. She thought it was about the auction, but instead she yelled on the phone: "He Ming, you heartless bastard! Didn't we agree that good things would go to me? You took it to make a video with an old woman and wouldn't even give it to me?! Waaaahhh!"

  He Ming immediately said: "Unfair! Please listen to me, this thing is not the kind of treasure that makes your grandfather young again. It's a fake, it only makes you look good on the outside, but inside, it's rotten. It can only be sold for money!"

  "I don't care, bring it over here for me to use right now!"

  Ying hung up the phone after finishing speaking, He Ming shrugged and had to leave the internet cafe, rushing to Qun Yang Art Company. Emotionally and financially, he couldn't let Ying down.

  On the bus, Liu Huo's phone also rang. He Ming still thought it was about Shui, but as soon as he answered, Liu Huo said urgently: "Leave where you are right away!"

  "I've already left. But why?"

  "You idiot, you went online without going through the Network Department's handling, many countries are investigating you, you've already been exposed."

  He Ming was taken aback for a moment, then said: "Wait, isn't this our country? What am I afraid of? Also, have you seen my physical test data? I'm not afraid of bullets anymore, what else can I be afraid of?"

  Liu Huo also exclaimed in shock: "You're no longer afraid of bullets?"

  He Ming nodded, and only then did he realize that he was on the phone. He shook his head and said, "Right. I'm not afraid of bullets anymore. I'm extremely sensitive to danger, so when others fire their guns, I've already dodged out of the way. Even if I get hit, I won't be afraid."

  The old driver shook his head and despised in his heart: Young man, it's not good to brag openly.

  Liu let out a sigh of relief and said, "Great, this is great. By the way, your commercial was pretty good. The chairmen were all laughing to death. And you little scoundrel, how could you be so greedy? You only gave me that little bit, but kept so much for yourself?! How much did you embezzle?! If you didn't become an official, wouldn't it be unjust?! Do you want to be the mayor of Songjiang City or not?! Songjiang will sink! All the land has been snatched away by you!"

  "What's with the disdainful tone? And isn't this a phone call? He made an effort to sound scornful, saying: "Alright, alright, alright, don't be so dramatic. I've already explained that this treasure doesn't have any life-saving effects. It's just a facade! Alright, I'm hanging up. Goodbye!"

  "Wait a minute, get ready, we're going to go to that kind of place again soon."

  He Ming was shocked and said: "So soon? Why?"

  On the other end of the phone, Liu sighed and said: "The boss has already brought people over, many people, with better conditions. Our goods are not enough, hurry up and let's go get more goods. The earliest is this afternoon, the latest is tomorrow morning, we must act! It's too dangerous at night, can't take action."

  "Alright, I've been expecting this for a long time. Also, take care of the three Hu Bo Sen brothers' goods and save my face!" He Ming took the 200 million and handled it with all his heart.

  Liu Huo was silent for a moment, then sighed: "It's difficult. The three brothers of the Hu Bo Sen family are all from big families. Hu Bo Sen doesn't need to be said. Ying Yang also has a great background and is a single male heir. Xue Hu hasn't gotten married and has no descendants, his old man won't agree! Alright, I have something to do, goodbye for now. We'll meet again soon."

  He Ming thought about it and felt that the possibility of failure was too great. If he were to switch with someone else, his family would be in an uproar, and Zhou Qingyun's wife would definitely kill the main doctor.

  He Ming got off the car in front of the art gallery and saw Ying Qun walking towards him with big strides, followed by several beautiful women who looked very feminine, but upon closer look, they were all married women.

  Ying Qun walked up to He Ming and stretched out his hand: "I reckon you don't dare not come! Where's the Spring of Youth, hand it over quickly!"

  He Ming smiled and took it out, seeing the twisted words on the bottle of Master Kang's soup, Ying Qun burst into laughter, and several beautiful wives who followed also covered their mouths and giggled. He Ming was really too funny. He actually came up with such an advertising idea, preparing to be so absurd, such a good thing directly using a drink bottle plus two lines of rotten words as an advertisement.

  "Hello, Principal He Ming. I am Yang Feier, Yingyang's wife. Thank you so much for taking care of my husband." A stunning woman in a high-end dress, elegant and sensual, spoke softly. The other three fashionably dressed women, with excellent figures and smelling of expensive perfume, also introduced themselves with charming smiles.

  If surrounded by the five beauties including Ying Qun, other men would probably lose their composure, but He Ming said with a straight face: "It's an honor to meet all of you noble ladies. I represent myself in extending warm greetings to you."

  Several people's wives burst out laughing again, Yingqun had already opened the lid, poured a little bit into his hand and rubbed it in, immediately exclaiming: "Oh my god, the effect is too amazing, directly restored to its best state, even better than its best state! Oh my god!"

  He Ming quickly took out his digital high-definition camera and started filming. Ying Qun scolded, "Don't film, I don't want to be famous!"

  He Mingdao said: "I'll supply you with Qīng Chūn Shuǐ for free, but you have to let me film the process and make it big! That's how I can make money!" After some discussion, the women all agreed, thinking that being filmed was a small price to pay for such a precious thing.

  Of course, it can't be used outside. A group of people entered a room and heard that it was effective for the whole body, they were all very happy, starting with their faces to apply it, washing away their makeup. He Ming was a bit shocked, except for Ying Qun, the four wives had some old age. Yang Feier's state was a bit better, but still couldn't compare to the still youthful Ying Qun. She looked at herself in the mirror and playfully stuck out her tongue: "I've aged because I got married and had a son and a daughter."

  He Ming was ready for filming, he hastily said a few lines of dialogue and then shouted: "Action!"

  Four people, a wife and a girl, immediately surrounded the bottle of Kangshifu in their hands, chanting in unison: "Dà Shé Pái Qīng Chūn Shuǐ, lightly applied, forever youthful."

  He Ming holds up the camera, takes a selfie and exaggeratedly says: "We meet again, how are you all? I'm Abdominal Brother, and I want to introduce you to the Great Snake brand of Youth Water. The youth bird is flying back! Look, another miracle is happening! This time it's five beauties, what will happen when they use the Youth Water?"

  After finishing, she aimed at the first person's wife. She was elegant and refined, and started to apply a liquid foundation to her face in front of the camera. With just one gentle stroke, a miracle happened - what was originally an old and worn-out face suddenly became pure and sexy again, with smooth and elastic skin. She couldn't believe the change in herself, gasping in shock as she repeatedly stared at her reflection in the mirror.

  He Ming let Ying Qun hold the camera, and he himself stood in front of the lens: "Look, another miracle is happening. The Dasnake Qingchun water is decreasing bit by bit, your chance to be beautiful is decreasing bit by bit. What are you waiting for? Go to my Taobao page, open the homepage, register for the abdominal muscle brother's product, the auction is in progress. Possess it overnight and have no other desires! What are you waiting for?"

  The woman's laughter turned into a ball, the shooting continued, and the five people suddenly restored their youthful beauty, becoming even more beautiful. The original blemishes all disappeared, the skin was white as jade, smooth and delicate, He Ming took another photo, and used the camera to shoot close-up of the skin.

  Ying Qun shrugged and said, "We're going to wipe out everything, you go out."

  He Ming said pitifully: "Everyone wipe a little less, wipe a little less!"

  "Get out!" The four people, Qi and Yingqun, burst into laughter again.

  He Mingyi went out, heard that the commercial scene was like a battlefield, and also went online. However, this time he first went through the network department's handling, and after using fake addresses such as "meat chicken", he started uploading videos. It only took a few seconds to be hung on the homepage again, and this time the comments were even more explosive. The men all howled: "Too beautiful! All big beauties! Abdominal muscle brother, despise you! Use youth water to soak girls!"

  "My friend's wife... and also a sworn sister."

  The wolves continued howling: "Human wife is better, human wife riding is even healthier. Dry sister is more awesome, 'dry' sister."

  He Ming was speechless and didn't bother to respond to these people anymore. Then he saw that the women were even more frantic, with many female websites all posting this video. Elegant and composed ladies all lost their composure, saying: "I know a woman, she's Yang Fei, the famous young mistress of Songjiang. Unbelievable youth water, although the ad is particularly funny. Where was it auctioned off?"

  Without a doubt, He Ming returned to his Taobao page and saw that the full-body youth water had been sold for 34 million. Many comments read: "Are you crazy?!"

  "Too rich, despise abdominal muscle brother has so many good things."

  "Brother Devil, count me in when you go kill monsters and collect equipment next time!"

  "Abdominal brother kneels down and begs you for the equipment address."

  "You went upstairs and became a ghost."

  Another brilliant remark from the young man: "Your tears are weak and hurt... Your pale face is because you don't have youth water... Oh oh oh, use your double-section stick quickly! Oh oh oh, use your double-section stick quickly... Brother Abdominal's youth water has flowed into the Yellow River and won't come back!"

  He Ming burst out laughing again.

  And he didn't know that at this time, a group of people rushed into the internet cafe where he was just in, looked around inside and out, and finally pulled out a photo, asking the boss who was eating Master Kang instant noodles: "Have you seen this person?"

  The boss took a glance and said, "Ah, it's Abdominal Muscle Brother, everyone knows him."

  "He was just surfing the internet here, didn't you see?"

  The boss sneered and laughed, "More people are online, pay to turn on the machine. Even if God brother comes online, I don't know! Want to go online? Don't want to go online, the door is over there, please."

  Several big men shook their heads and started taking out their phones, and the abdominal muscle brother disappeared again, damn it's like seeing a ghost!