Chapter 91: The Great Snake Brand Youth Water

  He Ming woke up in pain, the time was only 6:30, which means he slept for less than two hours. He felt full of energy and couldn't sleep anymore. He almost cried out, unable to sleep in anymore. As long as he closed his eyes and told himself that he wanted to sleep, he would fall asleep, and after one or two hours, he would fully recover his energy.

  Liu Xiaolong is still sleeping sweetly, He Ming is filled with envy and resentment. You can sleep in, but I couldn't sleep anymore. So He Ming went to help Little Rabbit grow up quickly again, Liu Xiaolong was both angry and annoyed, a few minutes later, He Ming was kicked out of bed.

  He Ming let out a sigh, soaked in the bathtub for half an hour, sat on the toilet with his laptop surfing the web to study national affairs. At 7:30, He Ming, with a new look, put on his alien backpack and rushed out of the hotel door again. How he came, how he left.

  He Ming thought for a moment, what should he do today? Oh, right, he still had a bottle of water that didn't match the table. He suddenly came up with a great idea. First, let the hotel's security guard find a car. The security guard was a young man from Anhui Province, who was originally very satisfied with this "high-paying" job, but unexpectedly, He Ming, the new boss, increased his salary again, and he was not just satisfied, but delighted.

  He was extremely eager to please the new boss, Comrade He Ming, and his hands trembled as he opened the door for him. Before getting into the car, He Ming gave him a few thousand yuan and patted him on the shoulder, saying: "Do well, the future of Songjiang belongs to you young people."

  Seeing in the rearview mirror, the young man kept waving his hand excitedly. He Ming chuckled and the driver shook his head, saying "Where are you going?"

  "Songjiang's best breakfast is where, go there! Hurry up and get there quickly, taxi fare will be five times more!"

  The driver was also delighted when he heard this, I love nouveau riche too! Spend money to kill me.

  Turning back to look at He Ming counting a stack of RMB, he exclaimed: "Let's go to Hai Xian Fang, it's super delicious! All the people from Songjiang love it!"

  He Ming came to the seafood restaurant like this, as soon as he entered, he ordered all the dishes, each dish was served in five portions. When they heard that there was only one person, the waiters were stunned, and soon they were even more stunned, He Ming ate all the dishes clean, almost a hundred people's worth of food.

  Pay by card, crazy tipping, and take intimate photos with their own fans. Unfortunately, the beautiful woman is indeed a precious resource. The female waitresses here, as well as the female fans who came after hearing the news, are really making He Ming's outward enthusiasm secretly despise them. Don't scare me, okay? I just ate!

  He Ming fled from enthusiastic fans, he and many small white face stars fell into the fan pile just yelled differently, he would make the fans yell, like a big elephant rushing out.

  He got into another taxi, and after the car started, the driver asked again: "Where are you going?"

  He Ming thought for a moment, took out a digital high-definition camera from his backpack and said: "I want to find some fallen women. You know what I mean. Especially the older ones, preferably those who were very beautiful when they were young. Do you see any money? Introduce me to someone satisfactory, and 5,000 yuan is yours."

  The driver kept glancing at He Ming through the rearview mirror, and his money. With a forced smile, he said: "Alright, alright sir. No problem." In his heart, he thought: Heaven is going crazy, I'm done for, not afraid of death but afraid that Chrysanthemum won't be kept safe.

  Ten minutes later, eight o'clock sharp.

  He Ming got off at a dilapidated building, paid the fare, and the driver drove away in a flash. He was so anxious that he shouted loudly: "Don't go! I still want to take the bus!"

  The taxi sped away, suddenly rushing onto the road and disappearing from sight. He Ming helplessly sighed, what kind of person is this, in such a hurry? Don't they want to make money?

  He Ming entered the old building, a construction from around the 50s or 60s, which had been neglected for years and was dilapidated everywhere. He Ming directly walked to the rooftop and knocked on the door in front of him.

  The driver introduced him to a rare beauty, who was very pretty when she was young, but of course is no longer now.

  He Ming knocked for half a day, but no one responded. He suspected that the driver had cheated him? Just then, a woman's voice shouted: "Knock your butt off so early! Go home and knock on your mother's door!"

  He Ming said in a low voice: "Excuse me? Is this Miss Chen's home? I have some business to attend to. You understand."

  "Go back and find your mother, she understands!" The woman behind the door scolded loudly.

  He Ming cried and laughed, saying in a low voice: "Sister, would you mind opening the door?"

  Just as she finished speaking, the door opened and a middle-aged woman of about 40 years old opened it. She glared at He Ming, but He Ming directly took out 10,000 yuan. Very good, he got the pass. The middle-aged woman's anger turned to a smile, and after sizing up He Ming, her eyes were filled with even more joy. "You want me? That's great, I haven't tried someone as strong as you before."

  After finishing, he came to caress He Ming, it was simply not He Ming who had picked her up, but rather he spent money to find an old woman to pick him up.

  He Ming smiled wryly and stopped the old woman, saying: "Sister, you misunderstood me. I'm not that kind of person. I'm from a cosmetics company and want to ask you to shoot an ad."

  A middle-aged woman wearing a floral nightgown was taken aback, and after a long time, she burst out laughing: "Looking for me to shoot an ad? Haha haha! You silly X are really interesting, too interesting! Haha haha!" She continued to laugh loudly, and He Ming saw her shriveled chest shaking.

  He Ming pretended to be sincere and said enthusiastically, "That's right, Miss Chen Meizhu. Our company has long heard of your great name and knows that you were as beautiful as a flower when you were young, and many people liked you..."

  Slap! The middle-aged woman gave He Ming a slap in the face, her expression and eyes cold. He Ming thought to himself, "I'm done for, I've touched on her sore spot." Indeed, the middle-aged woman Chen Meizhu said coldly: "Your skin is very thick, huh? Want to film an ad? Better not mention my youth again. You understand? If you don't, I'll teach you to understand!"

  He Ming nodded repeatedly, Chen Mei Zhu hooked her finger at the 10,000 yuan, He Ming hastily handed it over. Chen Mei Zhu checked its authenticity and after knowing it was real, a hint of joy flashed across her face. She lifted her head to continue speaking coldly: "I can take an ad for your company. Is the 10,000 yuan ad fee for slapping my face or your company's face?"

  He Ming opened his backpack, inside there were 40,000 RMB and 460,000 USD. Chen Mei Zhu's eyes widened at the sight, she wanted to grab it, but how could she be He Ming's opponent? He Ming quickly took out 40,000 and said: "In total 50,000, the audience is not familiar with you, just this price!"

  "Five hundred thousand? Add another five hundred thousand dollars! Otherwise I won't do it and I won't return the deposit either!"

  Chen Meizhu tightly hugged the 50,000 yuan and looked at the dollars in her backpack. He Ming thought for a moment, it seemed that going abroad was not possible, and the dollars were useless too. So she took out 50,000 dollars, held them in her hand, put the backpack on again, and said: "Okay! I'll give it to you after we're done filming."

  "You're so cool! You're absolutely awesome!" The middle-aged woman was overjoyed, what kind of nerve disease does she have at such an early hour? She gave her 50,000 RMB and 50,000 USD just to ask her to shoot a commercial? Hahahahaha!

  Chen Meizhu hurriedly wanted to put on her best clothes, but He Ming stopped her: "Don't, just wear a bra, your usual getup is very down-to-earth and realistic. Don't even think about putting on makeup, or washing your face, and leave the eye boogers alone - that's exactly what I want, this everyday, tired state!"

  Chen Meizhu suddenly said, looking at He Ming picking up a high-definition digital camera, "I'll say start after this, and you say: 'Life is so tiring, I think of myself as a big beauty becoming an old woman. My husband has also left me to find pretty women. If God gives me a chance, I will tell God three words: Return my youth!'"

  Chen Meizhu nodded and said: "It's very simple. Wait a minute, I'll tell the heavens four words, not three."

  He Ming thought for a moment and said: "Right, four words. Ready, start!"

  As soon as the shooting started, Chen Mei Zhu was a bit unnatural. She stuttered through her lines and didn't think He Ming would finish filming and applaud, "That's exactly what I want! The audience's taste is now pursuing reality! A group of beautiful men and women are too hypocritical! Reality is not like that! Great! Awesome!"

  He Ming then used the alien camera to take many photos of Chen Mei Zhu, her old face, and skin full of wrinkles. He also instructed her on the next stage of dialogue.

  Then entered the next stage, He Ming first fixed the high-definition camera, chose to automatically take pictures after 30 seconds, then looked at his watch, took out that bottle of water from the table, poured a little on his left hand, saw the time had reached 30 seconds, the red light of the high-definition camera lit up, indicating that it was taking pictures.

  He Ming immediately made an exaggerated expression, facing the camera and saying: "The heavens heard this woman's sad voice and sent me down. Seeing that there was only a little water in my palm, it's like oil and water. Don't underestimate it, just a little bit, you can change from an old woman to a young girl. From now on, no need for any makeup, lightly wipe, eternal beauty. Remember, Dashe brand youth water, you deserve to own! Especially as a beautiful woman!"

  He Ming then asked Chen Meizhu to pick up the Kangshifu bottle, on which was temporarily written in oil pen a few twisted and crooked characters: "Dashesnake Brand Youth Water, helping you stay young forever. The only one in the world."

  Chen Meizhu looked stupid, staring at the camera lens and looking at He Ming. Finally, holding a bottle against the camera lens, she didn't know what to do. He Ming hinted to her with his eyes: "Act, say your lines."

  Chen Meizhu's face was extremely distressed, she forced down a mouthful of water, and made an effort to reveal a chrysanthemum-like smile, "Dà Shé... Pái Qīng Chūn Shuǐ, nǐ zhí dé... yǒng yǒu!"

  "Fantastic!" He Ming exaggeratedly said in front of the camera: "Next is the crucial moment, my abdominal brother has never disappointed anyone. Watch closely, open your eyes wide, a miracle is about to happen!"

  He Ming then placed his left hand on Chen Meizhu's face, which was full of wrinkles and dark spots, and said to the camera: "A miracle is happening, she's going to regain her youth! Now, let me make an advertisement. This magical rejuvenating water is extremely rare, if you miss it today, you'll never have another chance! Just pay a deposit of one million yuan on my Taobao website now, and remember not to buy fake goods. Remember, I'm the only genuine seller, Abdominal Muscle Brother, on Qidian Bar! All others are scammers, and if you get cheated, it's not my responsibility!"

  He Ming applied it all over Chen Meizhu's face, and then added a little water. Her skin was completely restored to its youthful state, an old woman instantly transformed into a young girl.

  He Ming was shocked, but pretended to be even more shocked, facing the camera and saying "Did you see that? From an old woman to a young beauty, it only takes a light touch! That's right, change your life, change your appearance. The era of beautiful women calling the wind and rain has returned! Come on, let's take a closer look at her."

  He Ming picked up the high-definition camera and took a close-up shot, and indeed Chen Meizhu's face, which had been smeared with water, became that of a youthful girl in her prime, fair and delicate, without any blemishes, while the other parts of her body that hadn't been smeared with water remained in an old woman's state.

  Chen Meizhu trembled as she stroked her face, smooth and delicate. She immediately went to the mirror in the room and took a look, then quickly turned around and shouted: "What have you done? Come on, do some more!"

  He Ming raised the digital high-definition camera, also capturing half of his own body, and continued to exaggerate: "Do you see that? A miracle has happened! This lady has gone crazy! But it's understandable. Let me say it again, the advertisement for Dà Shé Pái (Big Snake Brand) Youth Water..."

  He Ming hadn't finished speaking, Chen Mei Zhu rushed up to grab his script, He Ming was ready for her, one hand continued filming, the other easily dealt with her, saying in a low voice: "Do you want to give up the money? $50,000?! Continue filming. Say your lines."

  "Give me youth water!"

  Chen Meizhu struggled to break free from He Ming's hand, so He Ming had no choice but to temporarily stop filming. After fixing the camera, he set it to automatically take a photo 30 seconds later and took advantage of the opportunity to pour some water into his hand, and then put the Master Kang bottle back into the pocket of his clothes.

  As the red light came on, He Ming smiled and said: "The miracle hasn't ended yet. Next, we're going to restore this lady's other parts!" As he spoke, his hands, which were not quite coordinated, wiped Chen Meizhu's neck and arm. She quickly took off her pajamas and put on a three-point bra, but was about to take off her bra as well. He Ming hastily stopped her, joking that if she stripped completely naked, how could they still do the advertisement?

  As a result, the old woman Chen Meizhu's aged and wrinkled skin was restored. Including the layers of fat on her small belly, she even deliberately unfastened her bra, and with a light wipe of her rough and uneven skin, it transformed into smooth and delicate jade-like skin.

  "What's up, guys? I'm telling you, this is the real deal! It's a miracle! Not fake at all! Check out the Big Snake Brand Youth Water, it's one of a kind, limited edition worldwide! If you miss out on this chance, you'll never get another one! Want to buy the Big Snake Brand Youth Water? Go to my Taobao page and bid for it, highest price wins! Pay the deposit first, and you can restore your face or any part of your body to its most youthful and beautiful state! Eternal beauty! Once you own this, you won't need any other cosmetics!"

  As he spoke, He Ming took the camera and compared it to Chen Meizhu's body, transforming from an old woman into a young girl. However, as expected, only her appearance had changed, not her inner self. Although Chen Meizhu's eyes sparkled with excitement, they were extremely weak and aged, revealing that her past life had taken a toll on her body, which was in very poor condition.

  He Ming deliberately didn't take a photo of his eyes, instead taking one of the place that was restored to its best state, and then ended it. After looking through the photoshoot process, it's incredibly wonderful!

  He Ming threw down $50,000 and picked up the digital high-definition camera to leave. Chen Mei Zhu looked at her whole body and said: "My ass, my chest, and my toes have not been done yet!"

  He Ming pinched his nose, and I'll even give you toe jam, buttock cream, and dry bun? Think again. He Ming quickly walked to the door, opened it, turned around and said: "That was just an advertisement, now if you want to use Dashe brand youth water, no mistake, pay for it."

  "I hate you!" Chen Meizhu shouted in great anger.

  He Ming walked out the door and turned back to say, "Thanks for being willing to X me. But I've got your heart's intention, see you next time!" After finishing speaking, he ran off quickly. Chen Mei Zhu wanted to chase after him, but it was basically impossible. After all, he was a monster with a 100m dash time of 8.23 seconds, while she had a time of 18.23 seconds...

  Chen Meizhu closed the door, looking at the 50,000 yuan and 50,000 US dollars. For a moment, she felt like crying, then she quickly composed herself. With this money and her regained youthful beauty, she could bid farewell to this place and start a new life.

  He Ming hastily left the scene and rushed into a nearby run-down internet cafe, where he uploaded the video onto the internet using his account "Hey, Abdominal Brother".

  Guys come quickly, I am abdominal muscle brother, I want everyone to recommend a video.

  There's no doubt that he has a lot of firepower and is no longer nonsense, the impact of the ghost paste explosion is still going on, at this moment even pulling out a shit can be a big hit.

  Now there's big news again! The people at Youdou website saw his video, exchanged a glance, and instantly put it on the homepage. The moment of explosive popularity has arrived again! Belly Brother is going to shake the Jianghu once more!