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  A tight-fitting lady's suit, a weirdly fashionable tie, a Bohemian scarf, reflective sunglasses, a waterproof men's military watch, ten-centimeter leopard-print high heels, and cheeks as red as a monkey's butt, having sprayed half a bottle of perfume, Shen Yiyang was like a goddess...

  She unexpectedly received a bunch of Christmas gifts, Shen Yiyang was overjoyed, she put on all the gifts she received in one go, but the overall effect wasn't very good, although she thought it was cool, others wanted to vomit.

  Early in the morning, Shen Yiyi was excited like a little bird chirping non-stop. She wore an unusual outfit and makeup, and her high heels made her walk unsteadily, which made Wu Ming and Shen Ruoxi both reveal amused expressions. This girl is really silly!

  Fifteen-year-old Shen Yiyi was just a big kid, still like a little kid, getting new toys and wanting to show off to her friends. She called several sisters and then eagerly pulled Wu Ming out the door. Shen Ruoxi instructed them to come back early and smiled as she saw them off.

  The meeting place agreed by the girls was Nan Gong Ningtian's home. Since Shen Yiyiy's home was the farthest away, when she and Wu Ming arrived, the other girls had already been waiting for a long time.

  Nangong Ningci's home is located in the Central Villa Garden near Beijing Capital International Airport, her house is a three-story white European-style villa backing onto an artificial lake, with an area of at least over 500 square meters, and also has a spacious garden.

  The interior decoration is vastly different from the exterior, with traditional Chinese paintings on screens, intricately carved railings and jade decorations, giving off a strong sense of classical elegance. As soon as you enter the house, you can smell the faint scent of ink.

  Listening to Nangong Ningcui's introduction, the paintings on the wall were mostly from her father. Wu Ming secretly admired that it was indeed a scholarly family and not just an empty reputation.

  In the large house, there were only a few servants. Nangong Congting's parents were not at home. The five girls in the living room were each showing off their Christmas gifts, and what made Wu Ming tongue-tied was that the gifts they received were all quite luxurious.

  Nangong Ning's diamond pen, Hu Liqing's platinum chain, Hua Hanzi's purebred Tibetan Mastiff, Qiu Linxin's solid gold piggy bank, but they all envied Shen Yiyi because she received the most gifts.

  Is it a pure gold piggy bank? Wu Ming shook his head, does this thing have any practical value? It's hard to get the coins out even when they're full, parents giving their children such luxurious gifts will distort their values and make them not take money seriously. How many of these kids who are born with a silver spoon can grow up to be useful people?

  If someone kidnapped these five girls, the value of the ornaments and valuables on their bodies would be worth tens of millions. Then, selling four of them along with Qiu Lianxin as a gift, for some low-end kidnappers, there would be no need to demand ransom.

  The girls were mostly talking about games and stars, Wu Ming couldn't get a word in edgewise, so he wandered around the living room and hallway looking at the paintings until the girls were about to leave before calling him over.

  The motto of Hua Xia School is: whatever students want to do, don't let them do it!

  American schools are relatively more open and free, they pay great attention to cultivating students' interests and hobbies. After Shen Yiyang took out the "Flat Sparrow Divine Formula" given by Wu Ming, several girls were excitedly unknown, studied for a while, and then shouted to do experiments.

  Nangong Ningci's family had specially set up a room for her to do biological experiments, but today several girls wanted to study Huaxia ancient prescriptions. For this, they need to go out and purchase some medicinal materials. After checking the information of pharmacies in Beijing, Wu Ming drove them out.

  They want to study a kind of rat poison called 'Snake Mouse Death Powder' in the medical book, which seems to be at the same level as 'Three Thousand Must-Die'. When they discussed making poison, Wu Ming was driving and sweating profusely. It can be seen that people often say that women are the most poisonous, and this is a glimpse of it.

  A large-scale medicinal material wholesale market in the capital, several girls are a bit disappointed, they almost didn't find what they wanted. No spider then scorpion, no gecko then chameleon, no toad skin then use turtle shell...

  Two hours later, Wu Ming held a cage with little white mice in one hand and several bags of medicine in the other, following several girls back to the villa. Because he was worried, he followed the girls into the laboratory.

  Although they may not be able to create a disaster like the Ebola virus, it's hard to guarantee that they won't come up with something harmful and unreasonable. As an accomplice, Wu Ming will become a sinner for all eternity, kneeling in the toilet thousands of years later, waiting for someone to pee on him, just like Qin Hui.

  The laboratory looks pretty good, with a biological microscope on the workbench, and many test tubes and beakers. In addition, there are many insect specimens displayed in glass cabinets on the wall.

  Several girls put on rubber gloves, wore cute floral aprons, took out the medicine and put it in a beaker, then lit an alcohol lamp. Seeing their giggling faces, Wu Ming couldn't help but laugh, they really looked like little kids playing house.

  After the medicine had cooled, Nangong Congting used a large syringe to extract a full tube of it. She then personally injected it into a mouse cage and asked Wu Ming to help them catch the mice for experimentation. Wu Ming revealed a bitter smile as he put on gloves and pulled out a small white mouse that was squeaking loudly. The girls immediately jumped aside in fright.

  Nangong Ningci forcibly gave the little white mouse a tube of medicinal liquid, causing its small belly to swell like a balloon. Soon, the little white mouse began to spit out black foam and farted loudly. The girls all showed shocked expressions and exclaimed in admiration at how terrifying the poison was.

  Wu Ming rolled his eyes, most of them were tonic medicines, how scary! Just that little white mouse, even if it was given a large tube of clear water, its stomach would be burst open, it's hard for it not to die.

  Soon, several little white mice were played to death by them.

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  At three o'clock in the afternoon, on the way home, Shen Yiyiy tightly hugged "Bian Que's Divine Formula" and asked Wu Ming, who was driving: "Uncle! Where did you buy this divine book?"

  Wu Ming's mouth twitched slightly as he said, "I bought it from a mysterious old man for 100 bucks."

  "Is this a legendary figure? Wow! It's too awesome......" Shen Yiyi's eyes sparkled as she asked, "Was this book written by the divine doctor Bian Que?"

  "It's his sister!"

  Shen Yiyang's small face turned black, and she hummed: "It's a sister! This must have been written by the divine doctor Bian Que."

  Wu Ming was taken aback and laughed, saying: "I'm not scolding anyone, I said it was written by his sister, this flat sparrow is the younger sister of the flat magpie."

  Shen Yiyi giggled and asked, "How did you know?"

  "Sparrows are definitely smaller than magpies, and those called 'sparrow' are mostly girls."

  "Why is it called sparrow for girls?"

  Wu Ming lowered his head, coughed lightly twice, and said: "The name 'Ji' is too small, men calling themselves 'Ji' would be hurt by their own dignity, ordinary men wouldn't dare to use this name."

  Shen Yiyiy didn't catch the underlying tone in Wu Ming's words, and with a face full of admiration, she said: "I've never heard that Bian Que had a sister before, I think she must be a hidden world divine doctor, she's really amazing."

  "Maybe!"

  Her eyes quickly returned home, and when passing by the vegetable market, Shen Yiyiyi shouted: "Uncle, stop the car quickly, I want to buy something."

  "What do you want to buy?"

  "Oh dear! Just park it."

  After parking the car, Wu Ming accompanied Shen Yiyi into the bustling market. There were shops selling pork, chicken and duck, seafood, and even a beauty salon. In short, everything that flew in the sky, swam in the water, or hopped on land was available.

  Shen Yiyang opened the medical book and started purchasing according to the beauty and skin care recipes, Wu Ming couldn't help but laugh, beauty and skin care? What a little stinker! Soon, they bought a bunch of miscellaneous medicinal ingredients, such as black chicken, yellow eel, shellfish, red dates, silver fungus...

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  Shen Ruo Xi spent a whole day preparing a table full of dishes and even opened a bottle of aged red wine. The three of them sat around the table, eating with joy and laughter, especially that big pot of medicinal soup, they drank it all up, the temptation of beauty and nourishment was something few people could resist.

  They originally planned to go to a basketball game after dinner, but their travel plans were soon ruined.

  Wu Ming covered his stomach and knocked on the bathroom door, weakly asking: "Little ancestor, are you done?"

  "No, no, don't rush!"

  It's been a while, it's been a while. Wu Ming squeezed the chrysanthemum and floated to another bathroom door, anxiously saying: "Shen Ruoxi, you've been in there for ten minutes, can't you come out first?"

  "Wait a little longer."

  "I'm about to collapse..." Wu Ming pleaded bitterly: "My butt isn't big, let's go up together?"

  "Get out!"

  "I'll go pull in the bathroom."

  Dare!

  It has reached the point of unbearable, Wu Ming ran out of the house with a bitter face, rushed into another unit's neighbor's house and rang the doorbell. The door opened halfway, and a young man cautiously asked: "Who is it? What's the matter?"

  Wu Ming smiled obsequiously and said: "May I ask the handsome gentleman if he can lend me his beautiful toilet for a moment?"

  "Bang!"

  No love at all, can't even borrow a toilet to take a dump! Wu Ming, who had eaten the closed-door buns, fiercely raised his middle finger, and his eyes rolled around. He ran back to Shen Ruoxi's unit and pressed the doorbell of one of the households on the second floor.

  The door was opened by a middle-aged man who glanced at Wu Ming and said in a warm voice, "I've seen you before, aren't you from downstairs? Is there something I can help you with?"

  "Our downstairs toilet is clogged..." Wu Ming politely nodded and smiled, "Excuse me, may I use your bathroom? I'd like to check if it's a pipe issue."

  The middle-aged man hesitated for a moment before smiling and saying, "Alright, come in!"

  Wu Ming took off his shoes as soon as he entered the door, then like an arrow leaving a bowstring, he rushed into the toilet with a whoosh, slammed the door shut with a bang, and after a long while, he finally walked out of the toilet clutching his belly.

  "Is there something wrong?"

  "No problem..." Wu Ming said, feeling his stomach rumble again. He immediately turned around and rushed back to the bathroom, "I think it's necessary to check again."

  After checking the toilet twice, Wu Ming dragged his limp legs back home, just as Shen Ruoxi, who had turned pale, came out of the toilet. He hastily rushed out to close the door.

  "Where did you just go?"

  "Excuse me!" or "May I use your restroom?"

  "What's the point of going in now?"

  "Occupying a strategic position to prevent future troubles."

  This idiot, even occupying the toilet, Shen Ruo Xi revealed a trace of discontented expression, just after a while, she knew she was wrong...

  Shen Ruoxi knocked on the door and pleaded pitifully: "Can I come in? I'm about to collapse."

  "Haha......" Wu Ming laughed complacently and said with a grin: "That's what I call Brother Yi!"

  "Brother Ming!" Shen Ruo Xi gritted her teeth and said.

  "Xixi is such a good girl!"

  A quiet night, a wonderful Christmas, three people who loved beauty paid a terrible price for their pursuit of it, and a legendary medical book was reduced to ashes by them.

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