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The early bird gets the worm. Wu Ming is the earliest riser in his household, and of course he's the only bird in the house, with the other two being birdcages.
Sneaking into the bathroom, Wu Ming brushed his teeth while searching for a hidden camera. If he didn't get rid of this potential threat, it would really make him lose sleep and appetite. If Shen Ruo Xi found out, he'd be done for - being accused of voyeurism and going to court with a beauty wouldn't exactly be a pleasant experience.
Without much effort, Wu Ming found the camera, which was openly installed on the lintel of the bathroom door. It's really eye-catching and astonishing that no one noticed it? Is Shen Ruo Xi's nerve too big or what?
Was she intentionally pretending not to notice? Then put on a good show of the imperial concubine bathing for people to watch? Is she so generous? Or does she think that since she has big breasts and buttocks, she should show them off everywhere? This doesn't have a very good influence, does it?
Wu Ming's mind was filled with question marks, and he couldn't figure it out, so he simply stopped thinking about it. He slowly and calmly removed the camera from his head and put it in his pocket, revealing a sly smile. Although I pinched her butt, she pinched my chest, so we're even now, right?
To eliminate all evidence, Wu Ming sneaked into Shen Yiy's bedroom after washing up, the little golden lion king was still sleeping, Wu Ming secretly opened her computer and soon found the surveillance video of Guifei coming out of the bath.
Wu Ming was filled with deep emotions, re-watching the old video for a while. In just over ten minutes, he carefully examined Shen Ruo Xi's slender and delicate body from head to toe, and after finishing, he couldn't help but watch it again...
It wasn't until the fourth time that he noticed a tattoo on Shen Ruoxi's left arm, two crossed axes!
This should have been pierced with a needle, possibly because of the long years, it's already a bit blurry, and it won't be any gang symbol, right? Wu Ming had no interest in Shen Ruo Xi's past, he hesitated for a long time before gritting his teeth and deleting the video.
Finally destroyed the evidence, even if one day the east window incident happens, I'm not afraid. Now it's dead without a match. Wu Ming let out a sigh of relief, but in his heart, he had a feeling of loss and regret. The rare beauty bathing video was deleted, which made him feel some pain and distress.
To prevent the ashes from reigniting, Wu Ming deleted the surveillance system together. After deleting it, he started browsing Shen Yiy's computer folder and didn't find a copy of the surveillance video, but found many pornographic videos instead. He immediately took out his mobile hard drive.
When there are pornographic videos on someone else's computer, the first thing that comes to mind is a man who copies them, most of whom have committed heavenly punishment and solitary star, destined to be lonely for life...
He picked up the blanket and got out of bed, still snoring loudly. Shen Yiyi's mouth twitched slightly as she hummed in her sleep. Humph! What can threaten me now? People often say that beautiful girls are fallen angels from their past lives, but this little girl must have been a torn and tattered toilet paper in her past life, completely rotten to the core!
To eliminate future troubles, why not take the opportunity to knock her out and strip her naked for a nude photo? With the photo as a talisman, he wouldn't have to worry about her plotting against him again. Wu Ming stroked his chin, considering it for a moment before finally giving up.
Men should have a broad mind, learn to tolerate others, and forgive others. It's only by being magnanimous that one can show their noble character. If the little girl dares to be naughty again, I'll spank her mother's butt! Spare the rod and spoil the child, that's the truth. Wu Ming walked out of the room with his head held high.
Having obtained the new teaching materials, Wu Ming just wanted to hurry back to his room to study, diligent and able to make up for his clumsiness. He absolutely couldn't afford to lose at the starting line. Nowadays, girls are getting more and more capable, if he doesn't learn some new trendy skills soon, he will be eliminated by them.
Survival of the fittest, in today's cruel world where only the strong survive, a man without innate advantages will find it difficult to win a woman's favor if he doesn't work hard. By the time he becomes an old fart, it'll be too late to complain about heaven and earth.
Just as Wu Ming was about to enter the room, he bumped into Shen Ruoxi who had just gotten out of bed. He scratched his head slightly awkwardly and greeted her with a "Good morning!"
"Good morning!" Shen Ruo Xi gave Wu Ming a glance, quickly lowered her head and hastily ran away, accidentally knocking over a vase. Her delicate face was flushed with a beautiful dawn glow, looking shy and demure like a young girl in the first blush of love.
Wu Ming rubbed his nose and smiled as he picked up the vase. As a mother, how could she still be so careless? Just like an adorable... old rabbit?
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In the clean kitchen, Shen Ruoxi often lost her mind while cutting vegetables, thinking of last night's bold behavior, her pretty face couldn't help but flush with heat, in front of her daughter, she made such ambiguous moves with a man, it was really embarrassing.
It is undeniable that Shen Ruoxi is a good woman who can both enter the hall and enter the kitchen, but does she really need to take so long to stir-fry a vegetable rice noodle? Wu Ming and Shen Yiyi were sitting in the living room with their legs crossed, watching TV. The two big eaters were already getting a little impatient from hunger.
Wu Ming got up and walked into the kitchen, where Shen Ruoxi was standing still like a beautiful female statue. He shook his head and asked, "Do you need my help?"
"Ah?" Shen Ruoxi came back to her senses and said flusteredly: "No...no need, just go out and wait for a while."
She had a flustered look, like a startled little deer, making one want to tease her. Wu Ming revealed a playful expression and walked over to her side, laughing: "Let me help instead!"
Shen Ruoxi shook her head like a rattle drum and said hastily, "No need, no need."
Wu Ming picked up an onion from the water bucket and exclaimed: "Wow! What a big onion, did you buy it?"
"Hmm!"
"Wow! Such a big garlic head, did you buy it?"
"Hmm!"
"Wow! What a big butt, is it long?"
"Hmm!"
I knew this little girl would fall for it, Wu Ming burst out laughing, and Shen Ruoxi only then realized she had been teased, angrily scolding: "How boring, get out of here quickly."
"Don't be angry! I was just joking."
"This isn't funny at all......" Shen Ruoxi hummed, her words trailing off as she accidentally cut her finger while speaking, and let out a pained cry: "Ow!"
"What's wrong? Is everything okay?"
Shen Ruoxi put her finger in her small mouth, her wonderful eyes swept horizontally, staring at Wu Ming with a reproachful expression.
"Wu Ming hurriedly apologized: 'Sorry! Go and bandage it up! If you need to cut anything, I'll help.'"
"Help me chop the onion and pepper." Shen Ruoxi said, sucking her fingers again, slowly walking out of the kitchen.
Wu Ming picked up the kitchen knife, grabbed an onion and started chopping, chop, chop, chop. His knife skills were quick and skilled. After finishing cutting the onion and chili pepper, he hummed a tune as he walked out of the kitchen, then headed straight to the bathroom.
Soon, Wu Ming let out a loud roar and rushed out of the toilet, his legs wide apart as he jumped into the bathroom and slammed the door shut.
The mother and daughter in the living room looked puzzled, Shen Yiyiy asked with some concern: "Uncle! What's wrong?"
"My balls hurt!"
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Wu Ming cut the onion and chili, forgot to wash his hands, then went to pee. As a result, he had an accident, like pouring oil on fire, the scorching feeling made him so uncomfortable that tears almost burst out of his eyes. He truly experienced the pain of "eggache", the fragile egg seemed to be burning out.
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Christmas Eve, the day before Christmas, if in Western countries, the festive celebrations have already kicked off, but on the Chinese mainland, most people do not have a concept of celebrating festivals, only some young people will celebrate these Western traditional holidays.
Because of the headache, Wu Ming spent a dull afternoon in his room and didn't come out until dinner time. The foreign holiday didn't catch Shen Ruo Xi's attention, although the dinner was rich, it couldn't be described as grand or luxurious. Wu Ming caught a glimpse of disappointment in Shen Yi's eyes.
After dinner, Shen Yiyiyang returned to her room with a listless expression. Wu Ming slipped out of the door alone...
At nine o'clock, Wu Ming came back with a big bag and sat in the living room. Shen Ruoxi, who was watching TV, asked casually, "Where did you go?"
"Buy something......" Wu Ming smiled and asked: "Where's Yiy?"
"Maybe playing computer in the room!"
He walked to Shen Yiyuan's room and knocked on the door, Wu Ming went in and found that Little Golden Lion King was already asleep. On the headboard, a red long sock was still hanging, he revealed a faint smile, indeed still a child.
He picked up the long socks and walked out of the room, after entering the living room, he took out several gift boxes from his handbag. Shen Ruoxi curiously asked: "What are you doing? So many gifts for whom?"
Wu Ming smiled as he unwrapped the gift box: "This is a Christmas present for Yiyi."
"Christmas present?"
Wu Ming's eyebrows jumped twice and he said, "If our daughter is studying in a school run by foreigners and doesn't receive Christmas gifts from her family, she will be laughed at by her classmates."
"Oh dear! I'm so careless, no wonder Yiyu was unhappy tonight......" Shen Ruoxi slapped her forehead and quickly got up to say: "I'll go buy it now."
"It's okay, I've already bought them...". Wu Ming pointed to several gift boxes and said in a warm tone: "Help me unwrap these gift boxes, then put the gifts into socks."
"I am really a very failed mother."
"Tomorrow is Christmas, there's still a chance to make up for it..." Wu Ming comforted: "Leave tomorrow's Christmas dinner to me."
Shen Ruoxi nodded and smiled sweetly, saying softly: "Thank you!"
"No need to be polite!" Wu Ming opened the gift box, took out a black tie with spider pattern and asked proudly: "Isn't this tie cool?"
Shen Ruo Xi covered her mouth and giggled: "Is this also a gift for Yiyi? Why give her such an ugly tie? Will she like it?"
"My daughter likes these weird things..." Wu Ming shrugged, took a few glances at the tie, and continued: "I should get another tie clip, I'll go grab it."
Back in the room, Wu Ming opened his luggage and found a white gold tie clip in the pocket. In addition to this, he unexpectedly discovered an old beggar's gift - the ancient book "Bian Que Shen Fang".
The luggage was picked up by Xiang Xiaozhu, probably because she happened to put it in. Wu Ming held the ancient book and smiled slightly, this book is also quite unusual, maybe the little girl would like it, so he decided to give it to her as a gift.
A pile of gifts stuffed Shen Yiyis long socks full, Wu Ming tiptoed into her room and quietly hung the long socks back on her bedhead. Standing outside the door, Shen Ruoxi showed a sweet smile, with a hint of emotion in her eyes.
Although this man is a bit unruly, he is indeed a considerate and meticulous good man.
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