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  In the office of the reserve unit's camp commander, Wu Ming and the ten members of the Dragon Eye team stood like wooden stakes, waiting to listen to the instructions. However, the majestic and stern Xu Guohao sat silently in his chair, not saying a word, while Gu Dong stood quietly behind him with an unpredictable expression.

  The atmosphere was gloomy and oppressive, with an ominous sign of impending storm. Was this the calm before the tempest? Wu Ming felt a heart-pounding, spine-tingling sensation, cold sweat soaking through his underwear, a chilly draft in his crotch, as his fragile eggs were undergoing a severe test.

  What a smelly face! Nothing good is going on! Has last night's matter been exposed?

  It's really a case of losing out on both ends, Wu Ming felt helpless at the same time, and also felt a little wronged, just like being accused of adultery before even having a chance to explain, it's really infuriating. If only I had known earlier that fighting against the foreign devils would have been better, unfortunately, there's no antidote for regret that can be bought with a thousand pieces of gold.

  After a long time, Xu Guohao looked at Wu Ming with a narrow face and said: "Can you tell me what good things you did last night?"

  Wu Ming coughed lightly and said in a measured tone, "With the Spring Festival approaching, there are still many female compatriots who can't even cover their bodies with clothes, working day and night without rest. Their diligence is worth our learning. Yesterday, we went to pay New Year's greetings to some women at the bottom of society."

  The antique revealed a sly expression and teased: "Does the yellow weasel give New Year's greetings to the chickens? Have you given them consolation money?"

  Wu Ming rubbed the back of his head and smiled wryly: "They insist on being self-sufficient and won't take our money for nothing!"

  Xu Guohao asked with a sarcastic smile: "I heard that you guys did some other good deeds, last night the municipal bureau's comrades called me and said that someone from our troops helped them crack down on prostitution, is this true?"

  Are we going to be involved in the yellow industry? That's fundamentally different from anti-yellow, anti-yellow represents justice, involvement in yellow represents evil. One is wearing a uniform and walking through the front door with dignity, while the other is often naked and sneaking around, their relationship is like that of a grandfather and grandson, the grandson can never look up to the grandfather.

  Day does not understand night's darkness, grandfather does not understand grandson's sorrow!

  Since things haven't been clarified, that means there's still a chance. Wu Ming immediately transformed into a moral model pioneer and said with great enthusiasm: "This is indeed the case! Those dens of iniquity have ruined countless ambitious young people. As sons of China, how can we stand idly by?"

  Xu Guohao said with a hint of a smile: "Continue!"

  "We became soldiers for what? It's to protect our homes and country, for that shining red star, we're willing to be a screw...” Wu Mingyue said with growing enthusiasm, his expression becoming spirited and heroic. “Upholding justice, punishing evil is the responsibility that we military personnel should fulfill, yesterday's training content was to penetrate the tiger's lair, strike against crime!”

  "If it were Xiao Gu leading the team, I'd believe it..." Xǔ Guóháo glanced at Wú Míng with disdain and said: "But these words coming from a young whippersnapper like you, not one sentence do I believe."

  Wu Ming lowered his eyebrows and said in a low voice: "I was wrong!"

  Xu Guohao said irritably: "Do you know where you went wrong?"

  Wu Ming nodded and said in a low voice, "We were wrong not to wear military uniforms and sneak into the tiger's lair. As a result, we scared them away and didn't have a chance to show off our skills."

  Fortunately, Xu Guohao didn't have a heart condition. His face changed several colors like a chameleon before he let out a sigh and said with a disappointed expression: "We're not ordinary people, each of us is the best warrior of Yanlong, can't you just make things easier for me?"

  Xu Guohao's tone was not like that of a superior officer, his words were more like those of a father, facing a disobedient son who had gone astray, with disappointment outweighing anger. The ten members of the Dragon Eye squad all lowered their heads.

  "My heart's desire is to be an ordinary person..." Wu Ming said with a sigh: "Working two or three hours a day, having time to watch movies, occasionally climbing the wall to peek at Wang Er's wife taking a bath, losing at mahjong and flipping the table while scolding, every now and then gathering friends to drink flower wine... this kind of peaceful and uneventful life is what I've always dreamed of."

  Is this what ordinary people are like? Is this kind of depraved and crazy life still calm? Xu Guohao and Gu Dong have black lines all over their faces, this kid is really full of evil water. People like him must be cruel to the people, must be ruthless to bandits, must be treacherous to merchants, and must be corrupt to officials.

  The only redeeming quality is being honest, this is the true little man of egg egg, much stronger than those hypocritical pseudo-gentlemen, bad is just bad, absolutely no disguise.

  "There are national laws and military regulations. If you make a mistake, you must be punished!" Xu Guohao's eyes swept towards the ten people of the Dragon Eye team, saying coldly: "I will punish them..."

  Wu Ming puffed out his chest and loudly interrupted, "As their instructor, the fault lies with me. If you want to kill or behead someone, come at me! It doesn't matter if I lose my head, as long as our ideology is true. Killing Hu Han San and those who follow him..."

  "Officer! The one who let the Qing soldiers enter the pass back then must have been your ancestor, no doubt." Luo Yong stepped forward with a deadpan expression and said: "Commander, don't punish Officer Wu anymore. Be careful that he might betray the country."

  Di Cheng took a step forward and chimed in: "Yes! Let's just accept the punishment, Instructor, his character is really unreliable!"

  "Punish us! If there were one more traitor like Instructor, the country would have no peace!"

  "A scoundrel like Instructor, one less if he dies, but it's better to keep him as a ready-made counterexample!"

  "Wu Ming cursed with a smile: 'Damn it! You bunch of stinky brats, if I ever meet the Buddha one day, you'll definitely be the first to dig up my grave.'"

  The Longyan squad's ten old oil sticks stood up one by one, although they were all speaking ill of him, but it was clear that they were actually protecting Wu Ming, which was quite unexpected for Xu Guohao.

  Finally, even Gu Dong stood up, he looked at Xu Guohao and sighed: "Boss, as their squad leader, I am also responsible."

  "You all want to be punished? Alright, I'll have you run twenty kilometers with heavy loads and then stand at attention for two hours." Xu Guohao hummed, but a smile appeared in his eyes.

  Antique Ling led the Longyan squad to run out in unison, and Xu Guohao called back Wu Ming, scolding: "Next time you dare to do such a damn thing, I'll kill you."

  "You can rest assured, there won't be a next time. Even if there is, I definitely won't let you catch me again." With that said, he swiftly ran away with a whoosh.

  Xu Guohao showed a expression of being both angry and amused, is this kid really a piece of crap? Whether this move is right or wrong can only be known by waiting.

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  A tailor who doesn't want to be a general isn't a good chef. Those who can understand this sentence can also understand why someone who likes studying biology would take up painting. Shen Yiyiy's thinking is hard to grasp, she signed up for an interest class during winter break, taking two hours of classes every day to learn Western-style painting.

  The interest class is not far away, just across two streets from the Sunshine District. When Wu Ming returned home, Shen Yiyin, carrying a painting board, had just returned from the interest class. Then Wu Ming became her model, although she wanted to paint human figures, but Wu Ming refused stubbornly.

  On average, a piece of paper was lost every ten minutes. When Shen Ruoxi came home from work, the living room floor was already littered with discarded paper, and Wu Ming was posing in a weird shape, his face contorted in a bitter expression. Shen Ruoxi couldn't help but laugh at the sight.

  Extreme joy begets sorrow, sweetness ends in bitterness. When Shen Ruoxi's buttocks swayed back and forth, Shen Yiyang found the legendary inspiration. Soon, Shen Ruoxi became partners with Wu Ming, embracing each other in a somewhat dog-like pose, serving as models for a half-baked painter.

  Shen Ruoxi sat sideways on Wu Ming's leg, blushing and leaning against Wu Ming's chest, under the pretext of painting, then openly embracing the beautiful young woman. Wu Ming once again praised Shen Yiyi in his heart for being sensible, as this one hug lasted for two hours.

  When Shen Yiyuan announced that she had finished her masterpiece, Shen Ruoxue jumped out of Wu Ming's arms with a shy face. When they arrived at Shen Yiyuan's work, they were stunned.

  Wearing two lumps of non-human facial objects, Wu Ming's mouth twitched for half a day before he couldn't help but ask: "Little girl, are you sure this painting is me and mom?"

  "Uh! Not bad!" Shen Ruo Xi praised with a clear conscience.

  "Has her eyes been blinded by shit? What she drew is basically a Martian native..." Wu Ming disdainfully glanced at Shen Ruo Xi, then turned to Shen Yi and indignantly said: "Is the teacher of their painting class actually a physical education teacher?"

  "If you don't understand appreciation, then don't talk nonsense..." Shen Yiyiyu hummed haughtily: "This painting of mine is an abstract painting, do you get it?"

  Wu Ming rolled his eyes and said, "Abstract? I must be out of my mind!"

  Shen Yiyang's small face darkened, Shen Ruoxi secretly pinched Wu Ming once. Wu Ming stared at the painting board for a while before saying with difficulty: "The lines of her butt are painted quite well, next time just don't paint her face, lest it scares me."

  "What nonsense are you talking about?"

  Shen Yiyiy smiled and said: "I'll name this painting 'Joy of Men and Women', Uncle! What do you think?"

  How does this name sound like it's mocking something? Wu Ming and Shen Ruoxi involuntarily exchanged a glance, Shen Ruoxi immediately turned her head to the side, her face completely red, Wu Ming showed an awkward expression, dryly saying: "I should be called 'male talent female beauty' instead!"

  "Is it 'returning the favor to a talented man'?" Shen Yiyiyu retorted, then smiled and asked: "Let me try, 'but wish people longevity', what's the next sentence?"

  Wu Ming hesitated for a moment and replied weakly: "Not drinking today?"

  "Uncle! I was just about to suspect that the language taught by our physical education teacher...” Shen Yiyiy smiled and put away her drawing board, saying: “I've decided, my first painting will be called 'Joy of Men and Women', and tomorrow I'll find someone to make a frame for it to hang up.”

  How dare you show such a poorly drawn painting to others? That painting class should be shut down immediately!

  Wu Ming and Shen Ruoxi hastily followed her back to the room, their thoughts at this moment were extremely consistent, they feared nothing, just the name of the painting must be changed, family shame cannot be spread outside!

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