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Chapter 135: Pulling Practice

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  The sun goes down and comes up again, that's a day. The earth rotates once, that's a year. The most ruthless thing in this world is time, it turns beauties into old hags with white hair and chicken skin, it turns handsome guys into old men with poisonous tongues.

  The river water may flow backwards, but time will never turn back.

  In a few days, it will be the Spring Festival, and everywhere is filled with the atmosphere of the upcoming festival. Walking on the street, you can already feel the festive atmosphere in advance. This is the most important festival in China all year round. However, Wu Ming has no concept of the Spring Festival.

  For a ticket home, many people lined up overnight in the cold, just to go home and spend a reunion year with their families. Wu Ming sighed, for someone who had lost his memory, the road was under his feet, but where was home?

  Does he have any relatives? Did he get a girl's belly big for the first time? Who did he give it to for the first time? Was it given to that kind of woman who needs to be paid? Was it in the small woods where he first tasted the forbidden fruit? Did he use an old man's pushcart? He doesn't remember all this!

  Wu Ming was a bit distracted, and the Dragon Eye team from "Jin Lian Wai Zhuan" was also absent-minded. Although Ximen's beastly seduction of Jinlian Chunmei brought some small pleasure, it was ultimately just a tease, leaving them unsatisfied. Since Wu Ming had postponed their training indefinitely, they had lost all motivation, and their training for the past few days had been lackluster.

  When being a soldier, one must be vigorous and spirited to catch bandits. When being a thief, one also needs the spirit of a dragon and horse to have the energy to dig up others' ancestral graves. What can come out of being dispirited? Wu Ming knew what those little tricks were in their hearts, shook his head and walked out of the shooting range. It's almost New Year's, so he took pity on them and decided to give them some extra dishes!

  The large reserve force camp actually has very few people, and only one regiment of the Flame Dragon Special Forces is hidden here, divided into three companies: an electronic information company, a communications company, and a guard company. These special forces can go out as long as they get the approval of the company commander, but the Longyan team is different, they must get the approval of the commander and the squad leader Gu Dong to go out.

  Like Long Ya, the Dragon Eye team is also directly under the command of the commander. They are considered to be relatively above the law in the army. As a squad leader, Gu Dong's status is even comparable to that of a division commander. According to Wu Mingde's reliable information, his father is also a high-ranking military officer on par with Xu Guohao.

  The crown prince with a promising future! The matter of rising to prominence through steady and stable steps is already set in stone, I wonder if his family has any spare daughters? Wu Ming revealed a sly smile, and walked towards Commander Xu Guohao's office courtyard.

  After getting Ou Guohao's consent, Wu Ming went to the barracks office building and found the antique, easily obtaining the pass. Wu Ming didn't dare invite him out for training, if he took a picture of the horse's buttocks it would be okay, but if he took a picture of the horse's leg, he would only get kicked.

  When Wu Ming brought the 'Express' back to the shooting range, the entire shooting range suddenly boiled up. Half an hour later, a white Dongfeng Mengshi and two camouflage Dongfeng Mengshi slowly drove out of the reserve forces department gate.

  For the first time, Wu Ming led his troops out of the camp and immediately telegraphed Zhu Ge Da Chang, an old acquaintance who had mixed in the capital city, to gather intelligence on the enemy. Soon, he received the information he wanted: the scattered soldiers and brave warriors in the capital were widely distributed, mostly unevenly matched, and the danger of guerrilla warfare was too high. In the end, he decided to lead his troops to fight a positional war.

  Although Wu Ming really wanted to take the Longyan team to fight against the foreign devils, the military expenses were limited, and the price of imported goods was too expensive, so they could only choose to support domestic products.

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  Luo Yong, who was originally a transportation worker, drove quite well and almost never got the car into a ditch. He sat in the passenger seat with his eyes closed, cultivating his spirit, while Wu Ming had an expression that seemed to be wanting to say something but hesitated.

  Wu Ming opened his eyes and asked faintly: "What do you want to say?"

  "Teacher, why are we going to Tianfu Food City in Haidian?"

  "Let's eat!"

  "Why go eat? Aren't we going to find a girl?"

  Wu Ming patted Luo Yong's shoulder and praised: "In broad daylight, you go to flirt with girls, young man, you have a bright future!"

  Lu Yong said with a humble smile: "You're overpraising me."

  "Did I really brag? Idiot! It's daytime, and they haven't even started business yet!" Wu Ming rolled his eyes and said, "Let's go eat first, how can we have the energy to fight on an empty stomach?"

  Luo Yong patted the horse: "You are indeed a master!"

  Di Cheng sat in the back row and stroked his beard: "Instructor, you indeed have a broad vision."

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  An hour later, three military vehicles arrived at Tianfu Food City in Haiding District. During the few days when Shen Ruoxi stopped firing, Wu Ming had been eating at this restaurant and thought it tasted good.

  It's been a few days since he came, and as soon as Wu Ming got off the car, he found that the storefront next to Tianfu Food City had been renovated, and it was also a restaurant called "Fei Yang" Restaurant. There were two girls wearing maid costumes standing at the door to welcome customers.

  Fat sheep? Going in might make them someone else's fat sheep, but the hostess had a high quality, wearing black silk on such a cold day. Wu Ming decided to vote for the restaurant, eleven to zero, and they walked towards Fat Sheep Restaurant with their tails between their legs.

  Two female servants sweetly called out: "Several military uncles! Welcome!"

  Wu Ming corrected seriously: "We are not military lords, we are military officers!"

  "Then...please come in, gentlemen!"

  "Sir?" Wu Ming nodded in satisfaction and said: "This title is very fitting, exactly what I wanted."

  They went into the private room, added a chair, and Wu Ming and others just made up a table. When the menu was delivered, everyone at the table was a bit stunned. The dish names were strange and varied, including "Braised Chicken", "Buddha Jumps Over the Wall", "Buttocks Blossoming", and "Eighteen Palms of Birds and Beasts".

  What's all this nonsense?

  One dish has dozens or even hundreds of pieces, it's not very expensive. In addition to their specialty dishes, they also have a specialty wine called "A Liter of Tears". Unable to contain his curiosity, Wu Ming ordered all thirty of their specialty dishes and wines.

  The dishes have arrived, and Wu Ming's sweat is coming down. Braised chicken in cream sauce? A roasted chicken brushed with butter. Buddha jumps over the wall? A bowl of soup with a few poached eggs floating on top. Butt blossoms? A roasted duck with flowers stuck in its butt. Eighteen palms of poultry? A plate of eighteen duck webs.

  Although I had already guessed that these strange dish names might just be used to attract people, it really makes one feel a bit ripped off. After the specialty wine's 1-liter tears came out, they only then realized that there was still another deeper pit, spending 88 yuan to buy a catty of loose white wine, which can absolutely make someone cry out a liter of tears.

  The dishes and wine were not great, but the restaurant offered maid sisters to accompany them for drinks. Two diligent sisters were serving wine on the side, Wu Ming and others still had a pretty good time eating. The meal cost nearly 2,000 yuan, and everyone felt it was worth the money.

  As long as the sister is beautiful, everything else is just a fleeting cloud!

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  Shen Yiyi was thinking of a school run by foreigners, but it was actually the Chinese New Year holiday. She had already started her winter break, so Wu Ming didn't need to pick her up from school. They ate dinner until 6 pm, and when they went out, the sky was almost dark.

  With a full stomach, they can now go and kill the enemy. According to the intelligence provided by Zhuge Dachang, Wu Ming and others rushed to a massage parlor called "Starlight", which is said to be a chain store with excellent service.

  There are two Xingguang Massage and Beauty Salons near Haicheng District. Wu Ming and his group drove to the nearest one, and as soon as they got out of the car, their eyes lit up with green light, and they could see a pair of snow-white thighs inside the store. Due to the cold weather, the girls' upper bodies were all wrapped up thickly, and exposing their thighs was already the limit.

  Under Wu Ming's lead, a group of men in military uniforms walked into the store, and then there was a commotion with people shouting and crying, and in the blink of an eye, the entire hall was empty, as if washed by water, clean and tidy.

  What's going on? Wu Ming and his group stood in the hall, stunned. Were they venomous snakes or beasts? Afterwards, they turned around the store and found that everyone had run away, even the mother mouse was gone, and they could only leave with a sullen face.

  Arriving at the second Starlight Massage Parlor, Wu Ming and his group encountered the same situation. As soon as they entered, the girls immediately covered their faces and ran away, leaving behind a trail of high heels.

  After scanning five Starlight Massage Parlors in a row, Wu Ming finally realized something. He stood in the hall and shouted: "What are we running for? We're here to consume."

  "Ruo Yong stupidly asked: 'Why did they run as soon as they saw us?'"

  Wu Ming's face turned black with rage as he exclaimed, "We're wearing military uniforms, they probably think we're here to crack down on prostitution."

  After finding out where the problem was, Wu Ming and his group changed their clothes. However, when they arrived at the sixth Starlight Massage Parlor, they found it closed, and the seventh one was also closed...

  Standing in front of the tenth massage parlor that had closed, Wu Ming sighed and said they were out of luck today. Just as they were about to leave, they found another massage parlor next door called "Hua Hua" was still open for business, with two pretty girls inside.

  Wu Ming snapped his fingers and chuckled, saying: "Hua Hua? Just hearing the name tells me it has depth."

  Luo Yong let out a low laugh and said with a smile: "For example, floral underwear?"

  A group of people walked into the massage parlor, Wu Ming accompanied by two girls, lewdly smiled and said: "Sisters! We're here for a massage!"

  "Do you all want massages?"

  "Yes, yes!"

  "Our technicians may not be enough, they can only come three at a time."

  Rock, scissors, paper, rock, scissors, paper. Wu Ming and Luo Yong and Huang Kemin won the victory, they followed a girl into the room under a string of envious jealous hateful eyes.

  "I want Lolita!"

  "I want an older sister!"

  As soon as they entered the room, the two little whites eagerly expressed their preferences. Wu Ming looked at them with disdain and said, "Get me one that's technically good."

  "Just wait a moment, our master will be here soon." The girl smiled and walked out of the room.

  The technician arrived quickly, and it was Loli's grandfather, the uncle of the noble sister, several blind massage therapists, all old men, Wu Ming almost cried on the spot, it turned out to be a regular massage, damn!

  Wu Ming and his group returned to the troops with their tails between their legs, after which the ancient capital city began to be filled with rumors and whispers. Several district police chiefs started making phone calls, and tonight, many people would lose sleep over it. Ding Huairen was one of them.

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