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  You like playing with dirty tricks? This time you won't be able to get away with it!

  Wu Ming and Zhu Ge Da Chang stood in the middle of the road with their hands in their pockets, their faces stern. Seven motorcycles stopped in front of them, and more than a dozen young men and women got off, some holding steel pipes and others holding beer bottles...

  No one is carrying a container for feces, are you stopping the wrong person again?

  A young man rode a Harley motorcycle, with a charming woman sitting behind him. He calmly lit a cigarette, blew out a smoke ring and smiled: "Two brothers, stop me, what's your advice?"

  This voice is the one who shouted 'run quickly' last night. Wu's eyes burst out with a sharp light, and he blurted out: "It is!"

  "What am I?"

  Wu Ming snorted and said disdainfully: "With your IQ, it's hard for me to explain!"

  "Brother Jiu, he's cursing stupidity!" a small servant interrupted.

  "Damn it!" The young man named Jiugeo turned back and scolded the little rascal, then turned his head to Wu Ming, revealing a sinister smile, saying: "In New Town, no one dares to speak to me, Tianjiu, like that."

  Wu Ming snorted and said: "Will someone who has climbed up onto the stage come to pour dirty water?"

  No one responded, although the village entrance streetlight was dim, it could still be seen that a group of young thugs looked somewhat uneasy.

  Zhuge Dachang twisted his neck and stared at Tianjiu, saying viciously: "Cut the crap! Is this stupid idea from that son of a bitch?"

  "Damn! Dare to scold our Ninth Brother! Tired of living?" A certain younger brother who cannot bear being ignored.

  "Looks like these two brothers want to practice with us..." Tian Jiu sneered, and the two or three motorcycles behind him revved their engines loudly, while someone smashed a bottle, full of provocative meaning.

  Just then, Lin Meiling rushed over with a few female bodyguards, anxiously saying: "Don't be impulsive! We..."

  Wu Ming raised his hand and interrupted, "Give it to us! If anything happens, we'll take responsibility." As he spoke, he turned his back on a group of young thugs, took off his suit jacket, revealing a miniature submachine gun tucked into the waistband at the small of his back. He handed the suit to Lin Meiling and said, "Help me carry my clothes!"

  This man has a gun!

  Wu Ming didn't know the details of this group of young thugs, but they knew that Wu Ming was a bodyguard invited back by someone else. They were unfamiliar with the profession of bodyguard, which was full of mysterious colors. Behind Wu Ming's back, no one suspected that the gun was fake, mainly because there were too many foreign movies.

  Just now they were still so arrogant, a group of young thugs with faces turned pale with fear, the more timid ones have already started trembling, the fierce ones are afraid of the ruthless ones, the ruthless ones are afraid of the violent ones, and the violent ones are also afraid of those with guns...

  Wu Ming turned around and shouted loudly: "All of you, get off the bus and line up!" When a group of young hooligans didn't react, he coldly added: "Or do you want to taste the bullet?"

  "Not...not..."

  Under the leadership of Tianjiu, a group of young hooligans quickly lined up in a neat and tidy manner, as if waiting for inspection by their superior officer. They were indeed the new generation of hooligans with high quality and awareness! Wu Ming nodded his head in satisfaction.

  "Comrades, good! Comrades have worked hard!"

  No one responded, Wu Ming's old face was a bit unbearable, he lightly coughed twice and walked in front of a short-haired girl, shouting in surprise: "Wow! Little brother's chest muscles are really developed!"

  "I... I'm a girl!"

  "Is she...?" Wu Ming flashed a lewd smile and asked: "Still a virgin?"

  "It is... it is!"

  "It's really a moral collapse, at such a young age... " Wu Ming suddenly froze, excitedly saying: "Still a virgin? That's great, let's go with Uncle..."

  A violent cough, Wu Ming immediately returned to his normal state and walked in front of Tian Jiu, lightly clearing his throat twice, solemnly saying: "Who are you people? Who told you to come here and cause trouble?"

  "We are the new Tianlong Nightclub, and it was our boss who called us to cause trouble." The Tianjiu has no sense of loyalty or righteousness, selling out their master without batting an eye. If this were wartime, people like him would have a 99.99% chance of becoming traitors.

  "Is our boss Wang Xiaohu?"

  "Uh... no! Wang is our boss's younger brother."

  Wu Ming nodded, walked to the side and picked up a steel pipe about 70-80 cm long, took a deep breath, and under the shocked gaze of everyone, he forcibly bent the steel pipe into a circle and put it around the neck of the seductive girl standing next to Tian Jiu. With a smile, he said: "Take this collar back to our boss and tell him to meet me at 7 o'clock tomorrow night at the Yangjia Village Commercial Street billiard room."

  "Yes, yes, I know." Tianjiu nodded repeatedly like a chick pecking at rice.

  Zhuge Dachang also picked up a steel pipe, let out a loud whoop, and with some effort, bent it into a necklace. He chuckled and said, "Good things come in pairs, brother will give you a necklace too." As he spoke, he walked over to the seductive girl and put the necklace around her neck.

  Two "necklaces" were hung around her neck, the charming girl was about to cry, while others felt that their backs had been soaked with cold sweat. A gust of wind blew, and her whole body felt chilled. The bodyguards were indeed like monsters in the movies!

  "Can... we go now?"

  "You think you can just leave without leaving anything behind? It's not that easy!" Wu Ming sneered, shouting: "You can go if you want, but leave the beauty behind!"

  "That's right!"

  Are these two men the elite or the dregs of our bodyguard world? Lin Meiling covered her forehead, sighed, and waved her hand at a group of thugs, saying: "You can all leave, don't come back to cause trouble again!"

  The crowd dispersed like a grand amnesty, and the birds and beasts scattered immediately. One minute later, they disappeared without a trace. Maybe it was because they ran too quickly, leaving many things on the ground, including steel pipes, helmets, wine bottles, shoes, and even a pair of pants? Who is so careless as to drop their pants?

  The problem is that no one has escaped! In short, there's nothing left to investigate!

  "The long night is endless, with no one by my side, it's as desolate as snow!" Wu Ming sighed heavily, his hands clasped behind his back.

  "Sister is here!" a female bodyguard joked.

  "Uh... I'm going to go pee."

  When Wu Ming used his urine escape to flee, several female bodyguards couldn't help but laugh, and their eyes revealed a profound expression. This man was truly skilled and deserved to be an S-level bodyguard, not relying on connections or status like the company rumors said.

  How many people in China can bend a steel pipe with brute force? Ah, yes, there is one more person who can do it, just over there.

  Lin Meiling wore a Zhuge Dachang, feeling that she lost to him last time was not accidental. She smiled and asked: "How much did his toy gun cost?"

  "Seems like an idiot!"

  Lin Meiling nodded and seriously stroked her chin, saying: "We really need to buy one, it's very useful!"

  "...to all people."

  ……………………………………………

  A calm and peaceful day has passed, without the faint smell of manure lingering around my nose, it always feels like something is missing...

  Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang still opened the house to sleep, the phone was still not ringing, they were still eating dinner at the same restaurant, still buying the same bread for a midnight snack, still driving by Zhuge Dachang. This is the life of many working people, today is just imitating yesterday.

  The commercial street of Yangjia Village is still quite lively, and there is a small entertainment city. The first floor is a bar, the second floor is a billiard room, the third floor is a cinema, and the fourth floor is a small theater.

  At six o'clock, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang arrived at the entertainment city and then went to the movie theater. As they were waiting and feeling bored, the two of them planned to watch a movie and were about to buy tickets when they discovered that there was an art performance on the fourth floor with a more attractive poster. The two immediately changed their minds and decided to appreciate some art instead.

  They had lost track of time, and when the two men who were eager to see the plum blossoms walked out of the theater with flushed faces, it was already eight o'clock.

  When they went down to the second floor, they arrived at Tianjiu and Wu Ming who were guarding the door and looking out. He let out a sigh of relief and said urgently: "The two brothers have finally arrived, our boss has been waiting for a long time."

  When Wu Ming and the others entered the billiard room, everyone inside stopped moving, with dozens of cold eyes staring at them. Under Tian Jiu's introduction, they met Wang Xiaolong, a big fat man with a beard, dressed in a suit and tie, smoking a cigar.

  After the most hypocritical pleasantries, Wang Xiaolong had someone bring over a few stacks of cash and got straight to the point: "I heard you two brothers are bodyguards. This is a little something for you. How about you withdraw from this matter?"

  Wu Ming shrugged and turned a corner: "We have accepted the task, once this case is over, we will naturally withdraw."

  Wang Xiaolong's face turned cold and he said in a chilly tone, "Are they unwilling to give me this bit of respect?"

  "Is it so big that you need someone else's help?"

  "I heard you guys have guns? I still understand the law a bit, in China it's illegal to carry guns, bodyguards can't even carry guns......" Wang Xiaolong stared at Wu Ming, spat out a mouthful of smoke, and said: "If I expose you, what will happen?"

  "A gun?" Wu Ming smiled and pulled out a toy gun from his back, immediately firing at Tian Jiu who was standing beside him "Rat-a-tat-tat..."

  "Uh......uh......uh......" Tianjiu fell to the ground, wailing in agony as he came to. When the gunfire stopped, he felt himself, touched his chest, and revealed an expression of utter disbelief. Then, a look of joy akin to being reborn appeared on his face, and he let out a crazed shout: "I'm not dead, I'm not dead......"

  "A despicable good-for-nothing..." Wang Xiaolong kicked him hard, and Tian Jiu rolled twice before falling silent, returning to normal.

  Wu Ming smiled and said: "I bought this gun at the toy store on the fifth floor downstairs, it cost more than 200 yuan, doesn't it sound just like a real one?"

  Zhuge Dachang said seriously: "Three Guis! Be more low-key, your voice is too loud, it will disturb the people."

  "Oh... got it!"

  Two people sang and harmonized, making Wang Xiaolong so angry that he was half dead. After hearing his subordinates report that Yang Chaogui's bodyguard had a gun, he was scared to the point where he didn't sleep well for one night. As it turned out, it was just a toy gun!

  "No time for nonsense, we're getting ready to go back to work..." Wu Ming said as he walked over to the billiard table and delivered a powerful kick with his leg raised high.

  "Boom..." The billiard table was trampled into two halves, the large marble slab inside shattered and scattered all over the ground, kicking up a lot of dust.

  Wang Xiaolong was like being choked, his eyes bulged out, and he was so scared that he couldn't say a word.

  "If anyone else comes looking for trouble, this is what will happen..." Wu Ming sneered and walked a few steps before shouting: "Boss, how much does the table cost? I'll pay double."

  The two of them walked away calmly, but the dozens of people in the billiard room didn't dare to move a muscle. Each and every one of them was secretly wiping cold sweat, this man was more terrifying than a gun. If he were to kick you with his foot, the consequences would be unthinkable...

  After a long time, a small voice asked: "Boss, what should we do?"

  Wang Xiaolong gritted his teeth and said, "They are bodyguards from which company? We'll also hire a few back."

  "Are you coming back to deal with them?"

  Wang Xiaolong roared: "First ask him to come back and protect me before talking!"

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