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  The gun has great lethality, is convenient to use, and its winning tactics are ingenious and unmatched. Other weapons cannot compare with it, so it is called the "king of all weapons".

  Even a weak scholar, as long as he rides a white horse and holds a black gun, can defend against ten thousand horses and soldiers. This is what is called "one man guards the pass, and ten thousand men cannot open it."

  The guns referred to here are machine guns, not those red-tasseled spears that can't kill people without a spearhead. If a bookish scholar with no ability to truss a chicken were to use a red-tasseled spear to block the iron hooves of ten thousand horses, he would be dead meat.

  However, machine guns also have a big drawback. If the bullets are accidentally used up, others can use two watermelon knives to carve out 36 shapes and take away the big house and field, and then hang them on the beam, firing eighteen times!

  A sleek, all-black miniature assault rifle with a perfect streamlined exterior and high-end infrared aiming mirror. Of course, its essence is still a toy gun, which Wu Ming bought for 200 yuan and needs to be equipped with four No. 5 batteries to bring out its functional parts.

  "Bang bang bang......" The sound was quite loud and realistic, Wu Ming excitedly played with the toy gun in his hand, just like a child.

  He sighed at his immature behavior, and Wu Chang drove the car, saying: "San Gui! Now is the age of holding breasts, not sucking breasts. Don't be so childish, okay?"

  Wu Ming replied in a bad mood: "What's with the 'touching breasts' age? It's what the ancients often said, 'If one's words don't shock people, they're not old enough to rest!'"

  Zhuge Dachang furrowed his brow and muttered: "This sentence sounds wrong somehow."

  Wu Ming waved his hand and shouted: "Oh... hurry up and find a place to sleep! I'm dead tired."

  "Aren't we going back?"

  Wu Ming rolled his eyes: "We don't need to stick around and protect Yang, so why go back? That dead fat woman has such a loud mouth, it's weird if we can sleep well in her house."

  Soon, the two found an inn in Yangjia Village's commercial street. As they entered, they bumped into a man and woman who were opening a room - a young fellow with a heavily made-up woman.

  "Boss, open a room by the hour," said the young man loudly.

  The middle-aged boss expressionless: "Zero yuan for one hour, 45 yuan for three hours."

  "Damn! Where does it take an hour? Five minutes is enough!"

  Going upstairs and downstairs, taking off clothes and putting on clothes, it takes at least four minutes for everything, right? Unless the young man came to open the door just to pee.

  A gust of cool breeze swept past the hotel entrance, and dry leaves fluttered...

  After the man and woman who didn't look like a couple went upstairs with their shoulders together, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang immediately said they wanted to open a room. The expressionless boss's face finally changed, and he thought to himself: These two men are so strong, what a domineering pair of gay friends!

  The room was opened and as they went upstairs, Zhuge Dachang asked: "Will the phone in the room ring?"

  The boss showed a hint of surprise and then subtly said: "It rings occasionally."

  Occasionally? En! En! Very good and powerful, entered a room with two large beds, two men waited expectantly for the phone call, left waiting right waiting, after a moment, Wu Ming said: Now is daytime!

  Damn! How could I forget it's not business hours now? The two men fell asleep immediately!

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  The two slept until 5 pm, and the quality of their daytime sleep was poor. They woke up still feeling a bit tired, then carefully found a restaurant to eat something and bought some bread snacks for that night.

  Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang returned to Yang Chaogui's home when the bodyguards had just finished their meal.

  These days, every night was splashed with big manure. After Wu Ming and others came, they finally had a calm day. Yang Chaogui was in a good mood, bought big fish and meat, and personally cooked to entertain the guards. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, who had already eaten, went to replace their colleagues who were still monitoring the surveillance, letting them go eat.

  After dinner, Yang Qingxia took her dog for a stroll in the yard...

  Wu Ming saw a motorcycle coming from the village entrance on the surveillance screen, with two people sitting on it, wearing helmets, and the person in the back was holding a black plastic bag. In this situation, he quickly pressed the earpiece to remind the girls.

  Lin Meiling in the yard hurriedly reminded Yang Qingxia to go back to her room, but Yang Qingxia was very stubborn and refused to cooperate, revealing a completely carefree attitude...

  When heaven wants rain, a daughter wants to get married, and someone wants to have diarrhea, no one can stop them!

  A bag of unknown objects flew in from outside the villa and coincidentally hit Yang Qingxia's head, instantly emitting a foul odor, which turned out to be feces!

  "Ah......" Yang Qingxia's scream pierced the sky, her beloved dog excitedly licking up the scattered 'delicacies'.

  Upon hearing the scream, a large group of people rushed out of the house. After Wu Ming came out, he said with a slightly flustered tone: "Didn't I tell you to hide back?"

  Lin Meiling sighed and covered her nose, saying: "Mrs. Yang doesn't want to go back, what can I do?"

  "What are you still doing? Hurry up and go after him!" Yang Qingxia, covered in filth, shouted at Wu Ming and the others with a furious tone, her whole body trembling with rage.

  Yang Chaoyuan said in a low voice: "Xiaoxia, go wash up first?"

  "Damn... useless thing, if not, how would I be splashed with feces by others? It's really infuriating me..." Yang Qingxia scolded herself, then turned her spearhead towards Lin Meiling: "And what's the use of inviting you guys here?"

  "This can't be blamed on us, it's not in line with our work." Lin Meiling replied calmly.

  Yang Qingxia hummed and finally closed her mouth.

  "If they don't catch those people, they will just get worse."

  "Should we call the police? This is already considered a crime of injury?"

  Everyone spoke in unison, and I added one sentence. Wu Ming turned to Yang Chaoqun and asked, "Chief Yang, should we call the police?"

  Yang Chaokun hesitated for a moment before sighing: "Report it!"

  "Alright! Let me take a photo, as evidence...". Wu Ming suppressed his smile, took out his phone and snapped a quick photo of Yang Qingxia, who was still dazed, before saying: "Okay, now you can go wash up."

  Yang Qingxia stamped her foot in anger, walked to the edge of the pool, turned around and stared coldly at Yang Chaogang, scolding: "Hurry up and come help me wash!"

  "Oh...... okay!" Yang Chaoqun was like a obedient little dog, hastily running to his wife's side.

  To prevent trouble before it happens, Lin Meiling ordered a group of bodyguards to go and guard several intersections. If any suspicious people come, stop them immediately.

  An hour later, it was already pitch dark.

  The police station in the jurisdiction only sent two people, after asking about the situation, the police shook their heads, this splashing of feces does not count as a crime, even if it's splashed on someone it doesn't count, can only be considered as provoking trouble, catching the person can only make him compensate for the loss, at most detain him for a few days.

  Yang Chaokun had reported the case a few days ago, and at that time the police also said so. These people who came to pour big feces did not threaten or hurt anyone, so they could not file a case for investigation.

  Yang Qingxia pulled two policemen and refused to let them go, insisting on seeking justice. The two policemen patiently explained for half a day, but she still refused to give in, even putting on a show of crying and making a scene.

  Finally, the two policemen left, but their faces were very dark.

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  It turned out that these people only came to make trouble at night, so Lin Meiling made some adjustments to the originally arranged personnel. Two shifts were drawn from during the day and now six people are on night shift, with a focus on strengthening the night guard mission.

  Four cars blocked the four intersections near Yang Chaoqun's home, Lin Meiling was in charge of the monitoring room, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were blocking the road leading to the village, and the anti-thief defense was really not ordinary, everyone's spirit was highly concentrated, staring for several hours, tired eyes blurred.

  Yang Qingxia had already complained to the company about Wu Ming and others before, if she complains again, they will have to change people, so let her complain, what's the big deal, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang said indignantly, can't wait for someone else to come.

  When two men heard the self-abandoning words, a group of female bodyguards didn't say anything, but there was a hint of bitterness in their eyes. Later, Lin Meiling quietly told Wu Ming some things.

  Anle Company, apart from Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, only has bodyguards of levels A to D. If there are no special circumstances, they can only rely on completing cases to accumulate points for promotion. Each time they advance a level, their salary doubles.

  To upgrade from D to C, you need 20 points. Completing a normal case can only earn one point, and at least twenty cases must be completed to get promoted. If you are complained about and replaced, five points will be deducted. To upgrade from C to B, you need 40 points. Failing once will deduct ten points.

  But b to a is even more stringent, requiring 100 points of merit, deducting 20 points for each failure. Anle Company was founded when I was 18 years old and in my freshman year of college. In the past seven years, only a handful of veteran bodyguards have been promoted to A-level, and now they are almost all instructors who rarely go on missions.

  This time, the ones who came to execute the case were all relatively old C-level bodyguards. Many of them had almost full points and one more task would be enough for a promotion and raise. If they failed, 10 points would be deducted, which means at least half a year's effort would be wasted.

  Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang fell silent...

  These rascals come every day to splash big feces, it can be said that they are diligent and make people defend against them. Yang Qingxia has already spoken out, if someone throws big feces into her home again, she will file a complaint!

  Everyone asked what to do? Lin Meiling was at a loss for what to do.

  Wu Ming expressed his method, which he believed was the simplest and most effective way to deal with the situation. He thought that the best approach was to use virtue to influence others, first by finding out who was behind the scenes manipulating things, then explaining the situation to them in a reasonable and emotional manner. If this didn't work, he would scold them severely, then again explain the situation to them in a reasonable and emotional manner. If they still refused to listen, he would scold them again, and once more try to persuade them with reason and emotion.

  This is Wu Ming's way of ruling with virtue, and everyone is scornful. This is called "ruling with virtue" nonsense, it's actually ruling by violence, stopping killing with killing.

  The employer was a timid person, only dared to hide at home like a mouse, and did not dare to go out to face the situation. He didn't even dare to offend the door-to-door troublemakers, and repeatedly warned Wu Ming and others not to offend anyone.

  A good person is often deceived by others, a good horse is often ridden by others. The more you fear, the more you will help to boost their arrogance. Even if you win the project, what can you do? If they are not satisfied, they will go to the construction site every three days to cause trouble. Can you afford to hire bodyguards for life?

  It's reasonable that Wu Ming had told Yang Chaoqun long ago, but it's easy to change the world, but hard to change one's nature. Yang Chaoqun still insisted on his original intention, he just thought about taking down the project in a few days and then giving a big gift to settle the matter.

  This case is really disgusting, not afraid of blocking knives, guns and poison, what's the big deal about blocking feces? Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang are furious but have nowhere to vent their anger, feeling suffocated!

  But day and night, this villain who splashes big feces is really hard to prevent. If someone comes with a motorcycle, they can still be stopped. But what if they come in a car? What if they come in a road roller? What if they come in an airplane?

  How to stop the shit army from pouring in and not giving Yang Qingxia an excuse to complain has become a topic of research for Wu Ming and others.

  At midnight, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were still in the car, their eyes wide open like bronze bells.

  Lin Meiling's tense voice sounded: "Another motorcycle is coming."

  "Alright..." Wu Ming replied with a sentence and immediately got off the bus, jumping into the middle of the road, spreading his arms wide and shouting: "Halt!"

  It was an electric car, and then the person who got off, Zhuge Dachang, shone a flashlight on it. The driver was a middle-aged woman, who stopped the car with a quiver and said: "What do you want to do?"

  Huh? Looks like an innocent bystander?

  "Cough, cough... Ah, Auntie... " Wu Ming smiled brightly and tried to put on a friendly face, continuing: "There's a ditch with stinky water up ahead, I just wanted to remind you to drive slowly so you don't crash in!"

  "How annoying!" The middle-aged woman cursed and drove away on her electric scooter.

  Wu Ming's embarrassed face was met with a blast of 7 or 8 car headlights shining directly at them, accompanied by the loud and chaotic sound of music...

  The two of them exchanged a glance, this time they won't miss it.

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