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  At night, the moon is no longer bright because of the beauty, the stars are dim because of the beauty. On the third floor of the villa, four people raise their glasses to invite the moon and drink freely.

  Wine is a magical liquid, people like to drink when they are disappointed, and still like to drink when they are pleased. It has become an indispensable part of many people's lives. Some say it is a poisonous medicine that passes through the intestines, while others call it a good prescription for forgetting worries.

  Celebrating discharge from the hospital, how can such a joyful occasion not involve drinking? It's best to drink until you're drunk and don't return home. However, two 'seriously ill' men shamelessly used milk as a substitute for wine, citing their bodies hadn't recovered yet, with ulterior motives that were quite sinister.

  After finishing five bottles of brandy, Feng Wusuo was only slightly drunk, while Yan Ruyu was already tipsy. The two men's eyes lit up, and in such a beautiful scene, it was very suitable for confessing one's feelings to the beauties on the soft big bed, everyone baring their hearts and discussing their life ideals together.

  "We're going back to sleep now."

  "Have another drink!" The two men urged strongly.

  "Feng Wusong stood up, helped Yan Ruyu who was staggering and took a few steps, turned her head and stared at Wu Ming, coldly saying: "Xiao Yan is drunk, if you dare to take advantage of her, that's beastly, if you dare to touch her, it's not even as good as a beast."

  The woman said that the one who touched her was a beast, and the one who didn't touch her was not as good as a beast. Now, even having evil thoughts is being a beast, and touching a single hair is even worse than a beast. In short, everything inside and out is a beast, thoroughly and completely a beast, or else it's not as good as a beast. Wu Ming's mind fell into the realm of beasts, amidst a chaotic mess...

  As long as he doesn't hit on the beautiful woman, he's not a beast, and even less so than a beast. This simple issue has left Wu Ming with a sense of being trapped in a cage, mainly because his ideological awareness is too low. Wu Ming was entangled between being a beast and being worse than a beast for a long time, unable to extricate himself.

  The two beauties returned to their room to wash and sleep, while Wu Ming was still entangled. Zhuge Dachang took a sip of the fresh milk and sighed: "When will my girlfriend arrive? I'll ask the blue sky, but I don't know if the lady downstairs has fallen asleep..."

  Wu Ming came back to himself and asked: "What did you say?"

  "I want to break in, but I'm afraid of provoking the beauty, and the iron window is too cold..."

  "Speak plainly, thank you!"

  "Sister's..." Zhuge Dachang rolled his eyes, opened a bottle of wine, and gulped down two mouthfuls. He said gloomily: "Xiao Yan seems interesting, even if she does something crazy, at most she'll be responsible for it. But Feng Wushuang is a tough cookie, if I dare to touch her hair, I'll definitely end up in jail."

  Wu Ming revealed a strange look in his eyes and smiled: "Why bother trying so hard to get her drunk?"

  Zhuge Dachang's lesson: "Stupid! You won't get pregnant by touching with your hand."

  "She wants to report him for being rude, isn't it the same as wanting to be locked up? At least lock her up for a few days!"

  "For the sake of nurturing outstanding future generations for our great motherland, I'd rather go to prison than let anyone else go!"

  It doesn't matter if you can't eat, just lick it to satisfy your craving. What a profound state of mind! Wu Ming's eyes shone with admiration, rescuing countless beauties from the flames, bearing the infamy of being called a pervert without complaint or regret, enduring humiliation and injustice, all for the sake of building the future pillars of the motherland together with these beauties, truly a spirit worthy of praise.

  Two men chatted listlessly for a while before getting up and returning to their rooms...

  As Wu Ming passed by Yan Ruyu's room, he twisted the door handle and the door opened with a creak. This made him uncontrollably happy - this woman had intentionally left the door open for him? It must be so, even if it wasn't, it was going to be!

  It's said that Yan Da Xiaojie never locks her door when she sleeps, but someone conveniently forgot this point.

  "Three Guis! Behave yourself after you go in..."

  Wu Ming smiled and interrupted: "I know..."

  "I'll bring stuff to your cell when I'm free!" Zhuge Dachang patted Wu Ming's shoulder, then turned and walked back into the room.

  Good grief! I thought he was going to say something. He's really a jinx, Wu Ming hummed and slipped into Yan Ruyi's boudoir, the desk lamp casting a dim light, Yan the elder sister sleeping soundly, like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered.

  Wu Ming crept closer to the bed, thinking to himself: What if this little girl doesn't cooperate? Hmph! Go ahead and scream... even if your throat bursts...

  Suddenly, he caught sight of a pair of scissors gleaming with cold light beside the desk lamp, and Wu Ming felt a chill spread from his scalp to his limbs!

  Is this woman so cruel? Not afraid of ten thousand, just afraid of one in ten thousand. This risk is not worth taking. After weighing the pros and cons, Wu Ming sighed, covered Yanyu's quilt, and walked out of the beauty's boudoir with a gloomy face...

  Hearing Wu Ming's footsteps, Zhuge Dachang opened the guest room door and showed a surprised expression, saying in a low voice: "Damn it, San Gui! This is too fast!"

  "I'm worried that Xiang Xiao Zhu will catch a cold, so I'll help her cover up with a quilt. How long will it take?"

  "Cover with quilt?"

  With a dull expression, Wu understood him at a glance and said sternly: "What do you think I want to do? As a noble and innocent person like me, beautiful women can sit on my lap without being disturbed..."

  Zhuge Dachang pretended not to hear and directly shut the door.

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  At 10 am, after finishing breakfast, Feng Wusuo gave an order and Wu Ming along with Zhuge Dachang started cleaning the villa. The villa had more than twenty rooms and several hundred square meters of courtyard, it was a huge task, heavy responsibility and long way to go, this is the price that cheating beauty has to pay, labor reform.

  Every weekend, four housekeepers come to clean the villa. There is almost no need for cleaning except that the kitchen is a bit dirty. Only Feng Wushuang has a strong sense of cleanliness and can be said to be nitpicky, unable to tolerate any dirt in her eyes. She is the kind of person who cannot leave the toilet if there is no paper.

  Wu Ming wore a 'McDull' apron, he only knew today that the pig head seen everywhere in the villa was McDull, a cartoon pig that was popular among thousands of girls. Zhuge Dachang was the same, the two men's memories of cartoons were only Saint Seiya and Calabaza, they were quite unfamiliar with current trends and rarely paid attention to them.

  They are only concerned with the latest "high-quality girls" from Japan, and can be said to be familiar with them as if they were their own family members, even those who are not well-known.

  Two big men had just finished sweeping the kitchen when Feng Wushuang, carrying a large basket of clothes, appeared before them and ordered like a queen: "Wash these clothes."

  Wu Ming's face turned black as he took over Lan Zi and asked: "Don't you want to wash your clothes?"

  "This is the company uniform, no need to wash it..." Feng Wusong said and walked back to the living room.

  Wu Ming picked up a uniform and exclaimed in surprise: "Hey, isn't this the uniform that flight attendants wear?"

  "What flight attendant! Wudang is not that kind of person who plays with uniforms, you bastard don't slander her."

  These days, the term "stewardess" represents more than just an air hostess. Wu Ming rubbed his nose and sighed: "The stewardess I'm referring to is not what you're thinking of, but rather the young ladies who work for airlines."

  Zhuge Dashang scratched the back of his head and chuckled twice without saying a word...

  "Wow! This size is huge, at least F cup... " Wu Ming picked up a simple bra and glanced at Zhuge Dachang with a sly smile, continuing: "Pig brother has made a mistake."

  Zhuge Dachang scowled and said: "This rascal, how dare you casually feel up someone's underwear."

  Wu Ming said shamelessly: "What's... what's there to be so shocked about? Touching lingerie won't give you a thrill!"

  "Take it..." Zhuge Dachang snatched the bra from Lanzi's chest and hastily said, "I'll help Wú Shuāng wash up, let's go cool off!"

  "That's just right!" Wu Ming shrugged his shoulders and walked out of the kitchen whistling...

  He picked up the bra and took a closer look, and indeed the cup was F-sized. Zhuge Dachang snorted in disdain, thinking to himself: This little girl's chest is quite large, but her taste needs improvement, the style is too tacky, and it looks like she's worn it for many years, it's a bit old...

  He picked up the blue clothes and walked into the bathroom, standing next to the washing machine. Zhuge Dachang glanced around cautiously, then secretly sniffed a bra...

  Take a look, already spirited and vigorous, smell it, even more dragon-horse spirit!

  Hearing footsteps, Zhuge Dachang hastily put on an air of innocence, solemnly picking up the clothes and putting them into the washing machine. The person who came was Feng Wushuang...

  "I just forgot to mention that the underwear and leggings were picked up from the floor when I cleaned my room earlier, they seem to be Xiaojie's, don't wash them with my clothes."

  Crack... A loud thunderclap on a clear day, Zhuge Dachang's face was filled with a poisoned expression!

  Feng Wusuo had just left when Zhuge Dachang's face turned pale and he rushed into the bathroom to vomit...

  Good deeds will be rewarded with good fortune, bad deeds will suffer bad consequences. It's not that there is no retribution, but the time has yet to come!

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  "Yan Xiaozhu..." Wu Ming's shout echoed through the sky.

  "What's going on?" Yan Ruyu carried a feather duster and ran quickly into Wu Ming's room, shouting: "What's going on?"

  "Didn't you shut down my downloader?" Wu Ming pointed at the computer screen and asked, "And what's with my 0G movie folder being gone?"

  Yan Ruyu's face turned red as she pouted, wrinkled her nose and hummed: "I've already deleted all those unhealthy things!"

  Just then, Feng Wusuo and Zhuge Dachang also entered Wu Ming's room with a curious expression...

  "What's wrong?"

  "What's wrong?"

  "Nothing..." Wu Ming coughed lightly twice, then opened the desk drawer, and asked Yan Ruyu: "By the way, when I was cleaning up earlier, I found that the 160,000 yuan in the drawer was gone. Did you take it?"

  Yan Ruyu blinked her big eyes and said: "Yes!"

  "Is it all spent?" Wu Ming asked cautiously.

  "Uh-huh!" Yan Ruyu nodded, and with a flourish, she revealed the platinum chain on her hand that sparkled brightly, saying: "This is the Longfeng chain that I bought with Wudao sister when we went shopping yesterday. A pair only costs 100,000 yuan, what a bargain! I'm wearing the dragon chain, how does it look?"

  "Pretty... pretty good!" Wu Ming's mouth twitched twice as he sighed: "I think I should say, half of this money belongs to Pigsy!"

  Quiet! In the vastness, it seems as if a flurry of withered leaves is fluttering by, rustling...

  Yan Ruyu immediately withdrew her hand behind her back and cautiously asked Zhuge Dachang in a low voice, "You're not going to ask for the money back, are you?"

  Feng Wushuang pushed her glasses up and gazed coldly at Zhuge Dachang, saying: "I despise those petty-minded men the most..."

  Zhuge Dachang heard this and immediately puffed out his chest, saying in a heroic tone: "This small amount of money is nothing..."

  Men earn money just for women to spend!

  Yan Ruyu's eyes sparkled as she delicately opened her mouth: "Actually, we still have a necklace from yesterday, only 480,000..."

  You really know how to take advantage of people. Do you think we're pushovers? The swollen face immediately deflated, and the two men exchanged a glance...

  "I'm going to clean the bathroom."

  "I'll help!"

  Two men slipped away, Yan Ruyu and Feng Wudao exchanged a smile, made a victorious gesture, and walked out of Wu Ming's room...

  "One day she spends tens of thousands, indeed a young lady, if I marry her, I'll have to work hard for another thirty years!" Zhuge Dachang's face was painful.

  "Just consider it as paying rent! I'll talk to Yan Xiaozhu and let her move in... Wu Ming chuckled and said: "Now Wuxian also lives here, so..."

  "That's necessary..."

  The era of cohabitation is coming?

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