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  The setting sun is like blood, the birds returning home at the horizon are flying in the glow of the sunset, leaving behind a few blemishes on the sky that has been dyed with rouge, just like the face of a young girl during the flower season, with a few freckles, yet without damaging its beauty.

  Wu Ming stood on the balcony of his hospital room, gazing at the free-flying birds in the sky. A faint smile appeared on his face as he felt a tinge of melancholy. He didn't know who he was or what he had done before. His current self was like a blank white canvas, and the scroll of life needed to be rewritten from scratch. Was it sad? It didn't seem so! Losing the past wasn't important; what mattered was grasping the future tightly.

  "What are you thinking about?" Zhuge Dachang walked over to the balcony and patted Wu Ming's shoulder.

  "Nothing... " Wu Ming turned back with a faint smile, saying: "Shouldn't we be discharged from the hospital? That pretty nurse has finished her shift, and the one on duty now is too ugly for the audience."

  "I just told that nurse, it's suffocating here..." Zhuge Dachang didn't finish speaking when Wu Ming's phone rang with a loud and clear ringtone. He showed a hint of disdain and changed the subject: "San Gui! Can you change your ringtone? This one is really vulgar."

  "This is the voice of a flight attendant, authentic and unadulterated..." Wu Ming smiled mischievously as he pulled out his mobile phone, glanced at the caller ID, and answered the call...

  "What's the call for this afternoon?" came Yu Rong's cheerful voice, seemingly in a good mood.

  "Now... today... why didn't you answer the phone?" Wu Ming pretended to be weak and powerless, with a sly smile on his face.

  "I went shopping with Wú Shuāng jiě today, and I left my phone in her car..." Yán Rúyù replied, then asked: "What's wrong with your voice? It sounds like a sick cat."

  "Wu Ming's voice became softer: 'I... I and Pigsy got food poisoning, now lying in the hospital!'"

  "Food poisoning? Don't lie to me?" Yan Ruyu's voice was first suspicious, then urgent: "How are they doing? Which hospital are they in?"

  "Zhuang Bifan's private hospital, I'm waiting to see him for the last time now...I'll wait..." Wu Ming said weakly, then hung up.

  Zhuge Dashang finished speaking and asked: "What's going on?"

  "It was they who put us in the hospital, I want to make Yan Xiaozhu's conscience condemn her, let her feel that she owes me from head to toe, and finally ask her to marry me..." Wu Ming rubbed his nose and smiled: "What do you think of this idea?"

  "Great!" Zhuge Dachang gave a thumbs up and laughed in praise.

  "Isn't this request excessive?"

  "Not even a bit, truly worthy of being the king of beasts among all beasts!"

  Wu Ming rolled his eyes and said, "This doesn't sound like praise."

  "Let's just consider it settled then!"

  "Get out..." Wu Ming cursed with a smile, then pointed to himself and asked seriously: "Do I look like I'm on my last breath?"

  "His complexion is indeed poor, but it's not enough like!"

  "What's to be done?"

  Zhuge Dachang picked up a flower pot from the balcony and smiled sinisterly: "Do you want brother to lend a hand? Guaranteed to be effective in one pot, before you even feel the pain, you'll faint."

  "Wu Ming was shocked and turned pale: 'What kind of joke is this? Someone will get killed!'"

  "Awaken! Young man!"

  "Wake up, sister! Stop playing...” Wu Ming hurried back to bed, covered himself with the quilt, and lay down like a stiff corpse. Then he shouted at Zhuge Dachang: "Hurry up and lie down properly, they might be coming soon."

  "Oh..." Zhuge Dachang responded with a single word and quickly lay back on the bed pretending to be dead.

  "Just in case, Brother Pig, come over and punch me in the stomach!"

  "Are you sure?" Zhuge Dachang jumped off the bed with one hand supporting himself on the bed frame, his tone filled with excitement.

  "Hmm..." Wu Ming hesitated for a moment, then nodded his head.

  Zhuge Dachang raised his massive fist, as big as a sand pot, and punched Wu Ming's stomach with all his might. Wu Ming let out a muffled groan, curled up like a shrimp, clutching his belly, and after a long while, spat out a sentence: "Damn it! Are you trying to kill me?"

  "Heh heh...... this is more like it!"

  To win a beauty's heart, two men can be said to have used every trick in the book, endured humiliation and borne heavy burdens, making a small illness seem like a major pain.

  …………………………………………………………

  Half an hour later.

  Wu Ming heard the sound of high heels hitting the ground, which seemed a bit urgent. He hastily closed his eyes and pretended to be weak, and rushed into the ward. It was indeed Yan Ruyu who had rushed in.

  As she lay on the bed with Wu Ming, whose complexion was wan and sallow, Yan Ruyu felt a pang of guilt and self-reproach in her heart, as well as a thread of unclear and inexplicable heartache. Her beautiful phoenix eyes were instantly filled with tears, and she covered her mouth to prevent herself from crying out...

  At the moment when the beautiful woman's tears fell on her cheeks, Wu Ming's heart softened, and he couldn't bear to deceive her anymore. He quickly sat up and smiled: "Don't cry, I'm fine, just ate something bad for my stomach."

  Yan Ruyu shook her head and rushed into his arms, sobbing and choking with tears: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

  "I'm really fine..." Wu Ming lifted Yan Ruyi's face, gently wiping away the tears on her cheeks, and said softly: "Don't cry, your makeup is all ruined..."

  "Really nothing? Didn't deceive me?" Yan Ruyu sniffled, looking at Wu Ming seriously and asked: "Then why did the nurse say that both of us are beyond saving?"

  "Uh... she's sick, just ignore her!"

  "Is everything really okay?"

  "With a beauty throwing herself into his arms, all illnesses would be cured..." Wu Ming revealed a sly smile, his hands quietly grasping onto Yan Ruyi's slender hips. This woman was like a hornet - small chest, slim waist, and large buttocks. Of course, the most important thing was that she would sting people when she got angry.

  "Scoundrel..." Yan Ruyu muttered under her breath, a faint blush rising to her cheeks as she lightly slapped Wu Ming's thieving hand.

  The foolish man and the resentful woman were stuck together like glue, their eyes fixed on the heavenly thunder about to stir up the earthly fire. The performance was about to enter a high-level state, so why hadn't Feng Wushuang arrived yet? Zhuge Dachang hurriedly coughed: "Cough... hasn't Miss Feng arrived?"

  Speak of Cao Cao and Cao Cao arrives. Feng Wuduan, who had been delayed, stepped into the ward with elegant footsteps, walking slowly...

  "Hey, you two aren't dead yet?"

  It's my turn to perform now. Zhuge Dachang disguised himself as a sick chicken, weakly saying: "Miss Feng, I've come. I thought we'd never meet again."

  Feng Wusong adjusted his glasses and said with a smile: "Continue..."

  Zhu Ge Da Chang stupidly asked: "Continue what?"

  "Keep pretending!" Feng Wusong's smiling face suddenly twisted, and she shouted sternly: "You two bastards, I just went to see the doctor earlier. You're just suffering from acute enteritis caused by food poisoning, not even close to being poisoned, let alone having your lives in danger."

  Wu Ming's face, as white as jade, gradually darkened, and he chuckled, saying: "When we came in, it was indeed quite serious, fortunately the doctor's skilled hands brought us back to life."

  "Really? Really?"

  Feng Wusong let out a cold snort and asked, "I heard from the nurse that you two were just shouting about wanting to be discharged, but in the blink of an eye, how did you both become critically ill again?"

  "It happened again......" The two men said in unison.

  Feng Wu hooked the corner of his mouth and said, "Then I'll go call a doctor to give you a few more injections and hang up a few bottles of IV..."

  That old doctor was very ruthless, he gave others acupuncture and moxibustion, the patient screamed like a pig being slaughtered, the whole building could hear it, it was terrifying. If you offend him, you're in trouble. Zhuge Dachang started sweating profusely. He hastily said: "No need to do that?"

  Wu Ming sighed and said, "Actually, we've already made up."

  Yan Ruyu angrily said: "Why did this bastard deceive me?"

  "How could you know I'm so worried about you if you didn't deceive me..." Wu Ming said with a sly smile: "To be honest, do you like me?"

  "You're shameless! Only a ghost would like you!" Yan Ruyu replied with a red face and ears.

  "Finally telling the truth, huh? I rushed to the hospital and ran a few red lights, what are you going to do about it?"

  "We were wrong!"

  Feng Wusong puffed out her chest and hummed, "Go back and collect them again..." As she spoke, she glanced at Yan Ruyu and continued, "When are you going to stop being so clingy?"

  "Ah......" Yan Ruyu let out a sharp cry, her face red as she jumped out of Wu Ming's arms.

  Wu Ming leaned his head close to her ear and whispered: "The buttocks are perfect, very elastic!" After finishing speaking, he slipped out of the ward...

  Yan Ruyu's face turned red with anger as she chased after him, shouting: "You big pervert, stop right there! I'll kick to death this shameless hoodlum!"

  Feng Wushuang shook her head and walked out of the room, with Zhuge Dachang following closely behind her with a smiling face, completely like a servant.

  When a girl chases after a boy, there is a thin sheet of paper between them; when a boy chases after a girl, there are mountains in between.

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