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  Light swallowed darkness, and the sky was bright like this.

  Wu Ming opened the door and dragged his tired body out of the room. The door to the second-floor guest room opened, and Zhuge Dachang emerged with dark circles under his eyes, looking even more exhausted!

  "Brother Pig, how many times did you go last night? Are your legs weak?" Wu Ming joked.

  "It's soft! Eight times!"

  "No wonder you're called Brother Pig, I'm already feeling weak in the legs after just five times!"

  The two began to exchange their experiences of having diarrhea, and with unyielding determination they struggled through the night, finally achieving a temporary victory after taking another dose of good medicine, and the irritable large intestine had calmed down.

  Beautiful dreams are always brutally shattered in reality, to be exact, they were strangled in the cradle before they even began. Whoever pulled an all-nighter will no longer have any interest in stealing a kiss, and all the pent-up anger has dissipated. The beautiful night was spent with diarrhea!

  Wu Ming entered Yan Ruyi's boudoir, and the beauty was still in a dream.

  She likes to sleep with a doll in her arms because she yearns for someone to be by her side, which is a manifestation of her lack of sense of security, afraid of being alone, yet always alone.

  Her parents separated, and Yan Ruyu followed her mother to the United States when she was young. She is a girl who grew up abroad. Although she has a mature and elegant appearance, in fact, she is more like an immature child at heart.

  Last night when Wu Ming was drinking water, he bumped into Feng Wuxiang who was looking for water to drink after waking up from his drunkenness. The two then talked about some things related to Yan Ruyi.

  But anyway, this woman was really something else, she actually used her cunning and deceit to trick herself into eating two plates of fried eggs, with a complexion as white as jade and a plump buttocks that was raised high. Wu Ming revealed an evil smile, his hands clenched into fists, and he extended his index and middle fingers...

  With pious heart, children worship Guanyin!

  Wu Ming finally couldn't bear to use force, it was too brutal. Then he lifted his foot and kicked Yan Ruyu awake.

  "What the hell is wrong with you?"

  "I put the money in the cabinet on the computer desk, if there's no money for food, take it yourself..." Wu Ming said and walked out of the door, thinking again and added: "Also, don't eat what you cooked yourself, it'll kill you!"

  I don't eat it myself, but I'll make some for you to eat! Yan Ruyu's face revealed a hint of pride, and then she couldn't help but laugh.

  At 8 o'clock in the morning, the sleeping metropolis had fully awakened. Everywhere could be seen busy office workers rushing to and fro. In a breakfast shop, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang listlessly drank their congee, both with dispirited expressions.

  The ringing of the phone that stirred men's hearts rang out, Wu Ming glanced at the mobile phone placed on the dinner table, displaying an unfamiliar number. With a hint of puzzlement, he picked up the phone and pressed the call button, lazily saying: "Hello? Who is it?"

  "It's me!" A loud and clear voice.

  "Oh......" Wu Ming drew out a long tail tone and asked: "Who is it?"

  "Damn it, I'm your father!"

  Wu Ming hesitated for a moment and asked uncertainly: "Lao Leng? How did you get my phone number?"

  "I called in to ask for a leave of absence for Da Chang today, so he doesn't have to go to work. Let's get in touch with him and then accompany me to a place later." Leng Zhenyue's tone couldn't hide his excitement.

  "Where are you going?"

  "Do you know where Taoyuan Resort is?"

  "My car has satellite navigation, it tells me where I am, I can find my way, what's going on?"

  "See you later!"

  After agreeing on a meeting place, Wu Ming hung up the phone. Zhuge Dachang yawned and asked, "Whose call was that?"

  "The old man helped us get leave and invited us to a resort."

  After finishing breakfast, the two drove to a resort located on the coast of Zhonghai City...

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  At 9:30 in the morning, the entrance of An'erlebao Company was crowded and bustling like a vegetable market. Security guards blocked a large number of interview vehicles outside the company gate, not allowing them to enter. A group of reporters holding "long guns and short cannons" (cameras) jammed the company's main entrance, making it impossible to pass through. A police car that arrived later immediately became the target of the reporters...

  The president's office on the 20th floor, coldly asked Chu Min who was entering: "What happened? Why are there so many reporters?"

  "Yesterday, a robbery occurred at the Huazhong Bank on Baozhu Road in Zhonghai City. Two armed robbers were subdued, and the person who subdued them was our company's security guard!" Chu Min's face was somewhat complex.

  "Is he our bodyguard? Who is so capable?" Leng Bing asked with a hint of surprise.

  "A bald head and a muscular man, it is said that they knocked down two armed robbers with their bare hands, then drove away in a Porsche concept car. Who could it be?" Chu Min said irritably.

  "Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang?" Coldly and detachedly, she said: "Call them to see me."

  "They're not going to work today..." Chu Min sighed: "The old master helped them ask for leave, saying that he wants to take them for special training."

  Just then, the door of the president's office opened and General Manager Li Tianheng walked out with a smile, saying: "Chairman He of China Merchants Bank has arrived with a banner, Xiao Bing quickly go out to greet him, and also Captain Ma of the Municipal Bureau of Criminal Police wants to meet our hero."

  "They didn't go to work today."

  "Haven't gone to work?" Li Tianheng was taken aback for a moment, and hastily said: "Then quickly call them, this is a great opportunity for us to publicize."

  "No need... Let them keep their mystery! Our bodyguards are all high-quality elites, they will stand up to difficulties."

  Li Tianheng nodded and smiled, saying: "I understand now. Instead of loudly publicizing the heroic deeds to boost our company's image, it's better to maintain mystery. In doing so, we're actually enhancing the reputation of our entire bodyguard team, which can attract more potential clients."

  "They are two unscrupulous businessmen..." Chu Min glared at the two of them and smiled, "How will you deal with the reporters from various newspapers and TV stations?"

  After a moment of thought, he said: "Immediately hold a press conference and ask Director He to help us explain it. By the way, let Officer Russell use his professional knowledge to explain to the reporters that our bodyguards are not blindly fighting against thugs, they will only take action on the premise of not harming innocent people."

  Chu Min nodded and said, "This is very important. Otherwise, the media will definitely bombard us for disregarding human life. This point must be explained clearly. Our bodyguards would rather sacrifice themselves than harm innocent people."

  Li Tianheng smiled and said, "The lives of the masses are above everything. On this premise, our bodyguards will fight against criminals with all their might, and see justice done. Isn't this news headline good?"

  "Alright, let's get ready and hold a press conference later."

  After discussing and deciding on a good strategy, the three giants began to act separately in their own ways.

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  Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang had long forgotten about the robbery that night, unaware of the great sensation their heroic act had caused. At this moment, they were walking along the bluestone path in Taoyuan Resort with Leng Zhenyue.

  Taoyuan Resort, famous for its peach trees. The peach trees here bloom once every 5,000 years and bear fruit once every 5,000 years, which is impossible. It's just that there are more peach trees planted here, and occasionally some rare ones will bloom in autumn, making people marvel at the same time, lamenting that the global climate has changed too severely!

  Resort, as the name suggests, is a place for leisure and entertainment vacations. What sets this resort apart from others is that one can easily get hurt while having fun here. The facilities include horse riding arena, martial arts hall, fitness center, and of course, hot springs and sauna.

  Leng Zhenyue walked ahead with his hands behind his back, while Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang trailed behind him like two sick cats, looking weak and listless.

  "What's wrong with you two? You've looked unwell since I saw you just now."

  Wu Ming let out a long sigh: "Beautiful women are really formidable, they have at least a hundred ways to make men lose their fighting spirit, and I've just experienced one of the most disgusting ones."

  Zhuge Dachang nodded and said: "My legs are all soft now. As soon as I see toilet paper, I want to go to the bathroom."

  Leng Zhenyue heard this and stopped, turning around with a stern expression: "A knife on the word 'lust', you two must remember this phrase at all times. A beautiful woman is poison, killing without spilling blood."

  "Right, what did we come here for?" Wu Ming changed the subject.

  "Let's go find some old friends and have tea!"

  "Want some tea?" Zhuge Dachang smiled and said, "What makes you think I'm here looking for trouble?"

  Three people walked along the bluestone path and soon came to a elegant ancient courtyard, with a wooden plaque hanging on the green bamboo gate, 'Jing Cha Ju' three words somehow gave a familiar feeling.

  Entering the courtyard, clusters of green bamboo can be seen everywhere. Next to an ancient well, a stone table is set up with a teapot and a chessboard on it. An old man with a flower in his hair is drinking tea and humming a tune, looking very content and carefree.

  "Brother Zuo Wu!" Leng Zhenyue smiled and greeted him.

  Hua Fa Lao Ren, the president of the Zhonghai Wu Association, smiled and said: "So it's Zhen Yue, my old brother. Come on, let's play a game of chess together. We can talk after we finish playing."

  "Good!"

  Two old men playing chess are a different story, puffing out their chests and glaring at each other, shouting "check" and "kill", just like they're on the battlefield...

  "Damn it, the old man dared to steal my car, fortunately he ate two pills and made a profit!"

  "Damn it! One misstep and two of our cannons were trampled to death by the chaotic horses, what a waste without even firing a shot."

  After a while, Wu Ming finally understood that these two old men were both chess idiots. The middle line of the chessboard was empty, with no pieces in sight, and the kings were staring at each other from afar. The outcome of the game depended on just one move, yet surprisingly, no one had noticed, including Zhuge Dachang who was standing by, pretending to be a wise advisor.

  Wu Ming coughed lightly and said, "There's no chess piece in between, the general can fly!"

  Just in time for Feng Qiu Yu to make his move, he was overjoyed and hastily flew over, saying: "Haha, I won! Admit it!"

  Leng Zhenyue bellowed: "Bastard! How dare you stick your elbows out!"

  "Alright, Zhen Yue younger brother, let's get down to business..." Feng Qiu Wu Hehe smiled and said: "Has the tea been brought?"

  Leng Zhenyue revealed a hint of pride, pulled out a small iron box from his wide sleeves and said: "Top-grade Iron Guanyin King, 32 million for three taels, bet on the best Pu'er cake."

  "Cheating...!" Feng Qiu Wu shouted loudly.

  "Rotten butt..." Leng Chenyue said coldly.

  "Alright, haha......" Feng Qi Wu stood up, waved his big hand and said: "Bring the disciples with me, my son Tian Ming is at the gym."

  Wu Ming pulled at Leng Zhenyue's sleeve and asked in a low voice, "Didn't we come here to drink tea today?"

  "Really! If you win against his son, you can drink his Pu'er tea...” Leng Zhenyue said with a smile, then his expression turned gloomy and he continued: “If I lose, I'll drink the Guanyin Wang I brought, I've already lost 37 times, we must make an effort."

  I thought there was some deep-seated grudge. It turned out that they were just competing in martial arts, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang exchanged a glance, and smiled wryly.

  A group of people followed Feng Qiuwu to the Beauty Fitness Center, entering the gym, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang immediately came back to life. Many big girls and young women were wearing tight-fitting sports shorts, swaying their waists and shaking their hips to the beat of the music...

  "Everyone take a break first!" A very feminine voice.

  Feng Tianming, the legendary top-notch expert, had a small braid, red lips and white teeth, with a strong scent of cosmetics. The bulging part was not his temples, but rather the crotch area of his tight-fitting hot pants.

  Ugh! Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang couldn't help but retch.

  Feng Qiu led her son before Wu Ming and the others, smiling: "Come, let me introduce you. This is my young son Feng Tianming."

  "Wu Ming!"

  "Great Wisdom of Zhuge!"

  Neither of them was as beautiful as Feng Tianying, and both pairs of cunning eyes were scanning the women around them.

  "Let's go to class, who comes first!"

  Wu Ming shivered at the mention of Zhuge Dachang...

  Wu Ming coughed lightly and said faintly, "For the sake of fairness, let's play rock-paper-scissors!"

  What the hell is fair about this? Zhuge Dachang rolled his eyes and sighed: "Fine! I'll do it!"

  Leaving a large space for the two of them, Wu Ming immediately went up to a proud-looking young woman and started flirting with her in broad daylight.

  "Rong Jia has arrived......" Feng Tianming's daughter roared, taking several steps to charge at Zhuge Zhangchang, suddenly leaping high into the air and performing an exceptionally flashy mid-air 180-degree side kick...

  Zhuge Dachang had just grabbed the ankle of Feng Tianming, but before he could tighten his grip, Feng Tianming's curved left leg kicked towards his abdomen like lightning...

  Feng Tianming fell to the ground at the same time, and Zhuge Dachang had already rolled out more than ten meters away. Indeed, he was a freak, and Wu Ming was tongue-tied.

  "It can't withstand even one blow!" Feng Tianheng hummed.

  As soon as he finished speaking, Zhuge Dachang suddenly jumped up like a carp and roared: "Where the hell is the toilet?" After that, he rushed out with a whoosh...

  Feng Tianming was shocked, Feng Qiu also showed a serious expression, and coldly asked: "After being kicked by Tianming, nothing happened. Where did you find this monster?"

  "If he hadn't fallen ill, I would have thought Tian Ming could kick him flying so easily?" Leng Zhenyue hummed, and as he spoke, he quickly walked to Wu Ming's front and urged: "Now it's all up to you."

  Wu Ming's face turned solemn...

  "Doesn't work either?"

  "No, I'm going to the bathroom with Pigsy, I think I need to go too..." Wu Ming covered his stomach and smiled bitterly, then glared at Feng Tian and roared: "Little J, wait for me to finish taking a dump before you come back to clean up!"

  With a few harsh words, Wu Ming slipped away quickly, and a group of young women burst out laughing...

  "What's this?"

  Leng Zhenyue sighed: "I had a stomach upset from eating something bad last night!"

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