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  From 9 to 5, this is Wu Ming's working hours. Leaving early and being late have the same serious consequences. If you are late in the morning and leave early in the evening, you will be punished with multiple crimes and fines. Then, one-fifth of that month's salary will fly away like the departed youth, never to return.

  Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang found a cheap father, for a moment they were so excited that they forgot to punch in, team leader Mark wrote a late note on their attendance sheet, just when one eats a meal and gains wisdom, the two men's mood was not affected at all, whoever has an extra 100,000 yuan check in his pocket will never be in a bad mood.

  Before getting off work, Wu Ming received a call from Yan Ruyu. She said that she and Feng Wusuo had prepared a table of delicious dishes, asking him to buy wine on his way back and also invite Zhuge Dachang over so they could all have dinner and drinks together.

  October is autumn, withered leaves fluttering in the bleak wind, it's a dry season, but two men feel like they've entered spring, they can already smell the fragrance of peach blossoms in full bloom.

  A hero never misses a golden lotus. Tonight will be an exciting night, Wu Ming's heart began to stir up waves, surging forth...

  All day sleepy, at five o'clock after work, Wu Ming punched the card and swept away his depression, like a tiger rushing out of the gate, he followed Zhuge Dachang in the amazed eyes of his colleagues, like bullets shooting out of the barrel, rapidly heading towards the parking lot...

  A speeding red Porsche was like a burning comet, leaving a fiery trail on the highway, shining in tandem with the sunset on the horizon.

  Entering the city, Zhuge Dachang slowed down and drove to a Huazhong Bank, where he parked his car...

  "What's the point of coming to the bank?"

  Zhuge Da Chang extinguished the fire and said cautiously, "Of course, we'll exchange the check that Leng gave us for cash to avoid any unexpected events."

  Wu Ming smiled and said, "Leng Lao Tou is a wealthy man after all, he won't cheat us..." He looked at his watch and continued, "It's already 5:20 now, the banks are closed, right?"

  Zhuge Dachang got out of the car and urged, "Hurry up, hurry up. The bank will close late on holidays. Let's get the money first."

  Wu Ming shook his head, got off the car and followed Zhuge Dachang into the bank. After entering the bank, they found that there were still a lot of people inside. They lined up for over 10 minutes before it was their turn. Withdrawing money with a check was quite troublesome, and they also needed to use their ID cards. The two had just taken the money and turned around...

  A deafening gunshot rang out...

  Two men carrying homemade shotguns stormed into a bank, wearing stockings on their heads. One of the men fiercely yelled: "Nobody move! We're robbing the bank, everyone get down and put your hands behind your head."

  It happened suddenly, and the people in the hall, along with the bank employees, were stunned for a moment. Immediately after, someone screamed and ran out of another door. The highlight was the elegant bespectacled man standing in front of Wu Ming, who calmly adjusted his glasses before fainting to the ground...

  The most ridiculous thing is that after he 'fainted' on the ground, he felt uncomfortable and changed his posture. Wu Ming's mouth twitched twice, what a clumsy acting skill!

  When someone didn't cooperate, the bandit hysterically yelled: "Get down, damn it! Whoever dares to move again will be beaten to death!" After that, he fired a shot into the sky.

  "Bang......" The ceiling fell off a lot of plaster, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang made their move in this instant...

  Zhuge Dachang's straight fist struck one of the bandits in the face, while Wu Ming's hook punch hit another bandit in the abdomen...

  From the brain sending instructions to taking action, a normal person's reaction time is around 0.5 seconds. As long as the speed of throwing a punch can break through this time, an ordinary person simply cannot react in time.

  Two bandits hadn't reacted yet, the bandit who was punched in the face fell to the ground, his nose twisted and bleeding, he fainted. The other bandit clutched his abdomen and fell to the ground, convulsing and vomiting violently...

  A beauty wearing stockings can conquer a man, but when a man wears stockings he tries to rob a bank. These two bandits may not be robbing a bank for the first time, but it should be their last.

  "With our IQ, we can rob a bank!"

  "Wasting my time!"

  Wu Ming followed Zhu Ge Da Chang with contempt and spat on the ground as he walked out of the bank's main gate, striding away...

  "Guns, get their guns..."

  "Security, security, tie them up quickly..."

  "Has the alarm gone off?"

  "Two heroes, wait..."

  The bank was in chaos again...

  Zhuge Dachang stopped his car in front of a supermarket, listening to the wailing police sirens. He looked at Wu Ming and smiled slightly, asking: "Those two kids just now had guns in their hands, aren't you afraid?"

  Wu Ming rolled his eyes and smiled, "Those are their homemade crude hunting guns. It takes them half a day to fire the second shot after the first one. Those two idiots fired two shots as soon as they came."

  "Haha, those two fools are still robbing banks, they might as well rob a thatched cottage!" The two of them walked into the supermarket laughing...

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  The so-called delicious dishes, braised fish, half-cooked and half-raw, the sugar vinegar ribs are salty, and there are several plates of unknown black dishes. Except for those pre-cooked dishes bought from supermarkets, all others that have been cooked in a pot are hazardous foods.

  After dinner, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang's disaster came.

  "Why don't you eat the fish and ribs? I rarely cook, and you dare not to appreciate it?" Feng Wushuang adjusted her glasses, and a cold glint flashed in her eyes.

  I thought Yan Ruyu's cooking was already bad enough, but Feng Wushuang is even worse. The things she cooks are almost all half-cooked. If you eat this, the consequences will be unthinkable. Wu Ming sneered: "In short, I won't eat!"

  "Here you go!" Feng Wusuo picked up a whole fish and put it on Zhuge Dachang's plate.

  Zhuge Dachang choked back tears and took a bite of the fish meat, his face immediately turning green. The fish's internal organs hadn't even been removed, and it was both bitter and smelly...

  "How's the taste?" Feng Wusong showed a face full of expectation.

  "It's still okay!" Zhuge Dachang compromised his conscience.

  "Then eat a bit more..." Feng Wusuo's mouth corners rose high as she brought a plate of spare ribs in front of him!

  In these times, even trying to pick up a girl requires risking one's life, and Zhuge Daichang's tears flow into his heart.

  "Try my tomato scrambled eggs too!" Yan Ruyu excitedly recommended her signature dish!

  "Cough... I'm full just eating Miss Feng's cooking, can't eat any more!" Zhuge Dachang politely declined.

  "Xiao Yan just stir-fried two plates of dark eggs, everything else was made by her mother..."

  Just a few dishes on the table, only two or three can be eaten, Zhuge Dachang's heart sank like an ice cellar, he was doomed to die tonight!

  "Xiao Mingzi, come and try some of the scrambled eggs I made!"

  "Get out..."

  Her eyes immediately welled up with tears, and she raised her two band-aid covered hands, pitifully saying: "Someone's hands got hurt while cutting vegetables..."

  The poor guy's desperate trick, but seeing the wounded and bruised small hands of Ziyu, Wu Ming's heart still softened. He picked up a lump of black stuff and ate it, his face turning pale, and said faintly: "I can finish eating, however, medical expenses will be reimbursed!"

  After dinner, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were both drenched in sweat!

  Four people started playing cards and drinking. To make it easier to shuffle and deal the cards, Yan Ruyu tore off the band-aid on her hand, revealing her smooth and unblemished jade-like hands...

  Whoa! Wu Ming's eyes reveal a fierce glow!

  "What's with staring at people?"

  "I want to burst into bloom!"

  After drinking the last drop of wine, the two beauties seemed to be drunk, with flushed faces, and when they went back to their room together, their footsteps were already a bit unsteady. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, however, did not seem to be drunk at all!

  Will tonight be a sleepless night?

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