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  Night, like a boundless black stage, the stars are twinkling lights on the stage, and the moon is shyly hiding behind the curtain, refusing to come out to meet guests.

  A loud "splash" was followed by a deafening barking of dogs at the villa, and a faint cry of surprise...

  Wu Ming opened his eyes and rushed to the balcony without hesitation, jumping down like a big bird spreading its wings. Under the weak light of the courtyard, he cautiously scanned around and found no one, but discovered that the clothes rack on the first floor balcony was scattered on the ground.

  Southeast, west and north were still climbing against a wall corner, barking madly. Wu Ming touched his nose, had the person gone out? He just wanted to check around, at this time, all the lights in the villa suddenly lit up.

  "Wu Ming, Wu Ming, where are you?" Yan Ruyu cried out hoarsely, her voice trembling with sobs, like a mournful cry of a young bird.

  "I'm outside!" Wu Ming shouted back, abandoning the search. As soon as he returned to the villa, Yan Ruyi, who was holding a pot lid, pounced on him like a startled rabbit and flung herself into his arms, tightly embracing his neck...

  Yan Ruyi, who was fearless and dauntless, was really frightened this time. She sobbed quietly, feeling the warm, fragrant, and soft jade in her arms trembling with fear. Wu Ming showed a gentle expression, patted her back, and comforted her: "Don't be afraid, I'm here, no one can hurt a single hair on your head."

  After a long while, Yan Ruyu finally stopped sobbing, sniffled and asked in a low voice: "Is it that perverted lingerie thief again?"

  "What's with the underwear thief?" Wu Ming asked: "Has he been here before?"

  Yan Ruyu nodded in Wu Minghua's arms and said, "When Shang Bo and Shang Shu were still around, that pervert had sneaked in once before."

  "Wu Ming exclaimed: "No way? Someone actually stole that crappy underwear, what a blind dog!"

  "Bastard!" Yan Ruyu raised her small face and scolded angrily.

  Wu Ming secretly admired, a beauty is a beauty, with countless charms and expressions, her lovely face like a pear blossom in the rain, as if after the rain, the sea buckthorn, got up and moved people, I saw her pitifully, he stretched out his hand to wipe away the tears on Yan Ruyu's face, smiled and said: "Who told you to look so pretty, that's why that pervert stole your underwear."

  Since childhood, she had heard many words of praise, but only this man's praise made her feel like a blooming flower, Yan Ruyu felt sweetness in her heart, her heartbeat accelerated involuntarily, and her pretty face quickly filled with blushes.

  "It's just a bit smaller in the chest, and it doesn't feel like anything when you hug!" Wu Ming suddenly said.

  "What did you say? Where is my chest small?" Yan Ruyi immediately bared her teeth and pushed Wu Ming away, lowering her head to glance at her own chest and huffing: "In an A-cup bra, I'm the largest!"

  "Behind..."

  "Ah!" Yan Ruyu let out a sharp cry and flung herself back into Wu Ming's arms.

  "Nothing at all!" Wu Ming chuckled and added.

  Yan Ruyu quietly turned her head and scolded in a delicate voice: "You rascal, you scared me to death!" After that, she immediately launched a flurry of punches and kicks.

  "Our great sister Yan is actually scared out of her wits by a little underwear thief!" Wu Ming said with a hint of mockery.

  "Who... who said I was scared out of my wits..." Yan Ruyi muttered, haughtily raising her chin and continuing: "If I catch him, I'll beat him until he's picking his teeth off the ground."

  "If you're not afraid, then let's go take a look. Maybe he's still in the villa." Wu Ming smiled and pushed open Yan Ruyi, taking a step out...

  "Wait for me..." Yan Ruyu hastily caught up with Wu Ming, one hand grasping his arm and the other holding a lid, looking timid and fearful.

  Women can't be afraid of snakes, can't be afraid of mice, can't be afraid of dirt, but almost all women are afraid of being ugly. The jade-like hand holding the pot lid, Wu Ming suddenly lost his smile: "Since you've entered the kitchen, why not hold a vegetable knife? If not, holding a soy sauce bottle would do, right? Why hold a pot lid?"

  "Got it!" Yan Ruyu hummed, wrinkling her little nose. She was so scared that she almost peed her pants, hastily entering the kitchen in a flurry, grabbing something and running out without knowing what it was.

  After making a round of inspection, nothing was found. Back on the first floor balcony, Wu Ming picked up an underwear rack that had fallen to the ground and unexpectedly found a piece of fishing line and a string of fish hooks. He shook his head and laughed: "This little thief didn't even come in, using a fishing rod to steal underwear, quite skilled!"

  "Should we call the police?"

  "What are you reporting?" Wu Ming rolled his eyes and said, "Lost a pair of underwear, such a small case, would they even accept it?"

  Yan Ruyu pouted and said: "This young lady's set of underwear is at least 4,000 yuan, shouldn't they be checking?"

  One sentence awakened the dreamer, Wu Ming's face turned red with sweat, almost forgetting that this woman's pants had gold trim.

  Yan Ruyu muttered: "Saying, why did those perverts steal girls' underwear?"

  Wu Ming smiled and said, "What's the use of talking?"

  She thought of something and her face turned pale with anger. "That damn bastard, I curse him to a miserable death."

  "Don't worry! The underwear is still there."

  "How do I know?"

  Wu Ming said irritably, "I'm the one who washed all your underwear, would I not know if one was missing?" As he spoke, he went to the clothes rack where his pants had been hanging, but now it was empty, and a bad premonition floated into his mind. He hastily searched around...

  "What are you looking for?"

  "Fortunately, my underwear is still here, but my pants are gone."

  "Hahaha...!" Yan Ruyu couldn't help but burst out laughing, the more she thought about it, the funnier it became, holding her stomach and laughing so hard she was doubled over, "Haha...I'm dying from laughter!"

  The thought of his underwear being taken by someone... Wu Ming immediately got goosebumps all over, and when he walked back to the room, his face was as smelly as feces.

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  Wu Ming returned to his room, and soon after, Yan Ruyu came in with a plush toy sheep, looking very nervous, her nose tip sweating slightly, her hands fidgeting, sometimes touching her hair, sometimes playing with the hem of her clothes, like a little girl who was obedient but not willing.

  "Afraid to sleep alone?" Wu Ming hehe smiled to himself: This underwear thief came at the right time, happiness came too quickly.

  Yan Ruyu revealed a sly smile, pulled out a shiny pair of scissors and said: "If you dare to touch me, then let's be sisters!"

  Wu Ming's face changed greatly, and he trembled with his voice: "Isn't it?"

  Yan Ruyu hugged her teddy bear and jumped onto Wu Ming's big bed, humming: "I sleep on the bed, not on the floor!"

  "What's going on? The bed is mine!"

  "The house is mine!"

  Finally, Wu Ming compromised and asked Jun what was most worrying, bringing the cucumber to the Qinglou, which is indeed the greatest sorrow of men.

  Yan Ruyu slept very restlessly, always muttering in her sleep. Wu Ming opened his eyes, got up and shook his head, tiptoed to her side, gently stroked her long hair, and softly whispered: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid..."

  Yan Ruyi suddenly opened her eyes, and in Wu Ming's gentle gaze, she became serious for a while before whispering: "Can I sleep with you without doing anything bad?"

  "It's a bit difficult!" Wu Ming sighed with a bitter smile, seeing the pleading look in Yan Ruyu's eyes, and said: "Alright! I'll practice my willpower."

  Wu Ming put Yuran into bed and held her in his arms, gently patting her back, softly saying: "Sleep!"

  Soon, Yan Ruyi entered a dreamland with a sweet smile, but Wu Ming was wide awake, holding a beautiful woman yet unable to do anything, it was indeed a kind of torture. Moreover, Miss Yan treated him like a doll, hugging him tightly without leaving any space, truly a deep and heavy suffering.

  Wu Ming secretly pinched Yan Ruyi's buttocks and thought to himself: I know you were scared tonight, so I'll spare you this time like Wu Song did. But next time, don't think you can get away with it, or I'll definitely punish you!

  The sky had unknowingly brightened, and Wu Ming's second brother, who had been standing upright all night, seemed to be showing signs of wilting. Wu Ming yawned, rubbed his face, and saw that it was only 7 o'clock. He carefully picked up Yan Ruyi's phone, flipped through the address book, and then called Feng Wuxiang...

  "Calling Mom so early in the morning, itching for a fight?" Feng Wusong's voice was laced with fatigue.

  "It's me!" Wu Ming said softly.

  "Wu Ming?" Feng Wuxiang sobered up a bit and asked, "Why did you use Xiao Yan's phone to call me?"

  To make a long story short, our home was visited by a bra thief last night and scared Xiao Zhu (Little Pig) half to death!

  "What's going on?"

  "Come ask her yourself, I'm going to work now, come and accompany her for a while..." Wu Ming showed a smile and said: "Right, remember to buy breakfast on the way!"

  ……………………………………………………

  Feng Wushuang arrived quite quickly. Wu Ming finished his breakfast, while Yan Ruyu was still sleeping soundly. He gave a few instructions before driving out the door.

  Wu Ming's kindness was overwhelming, and he took the initiative to pick up Zhuge Dachang for work, making Zhuge Dachang feel honored and surprised, as if the sun had risen from the west. Afterwards, they entered a gas station.

  Damn! It turns out he came to pick me up because he didn't have money for gas, Zhuge Dachang cursed in his heart.

  After parking their car at the company, the two of them strolled leisurely towards the building...

  "Three Nobles! Why are you so listless at such an early hour? Did you go thieving last night?"

  Wu Ming yawned and said, "Don't mention it, I slept with Yan Ruyi last night, my waist is sore and my back hurts, didn't sleep well all night."

  Zhuge Dachang grabbed Wu Ming's collar and roared: "Bastard, are you showing off to me?"

  "What am I proud of?"

  "Holding Yan Ruyu and sleeping for a whole night is simply too crazy!"

  "What's wrong with you?"

  Zhuge Dachang sighed and said, "No wonder you're so weak and your legs are soft!" He showed a look of envy and disdain, and continued, "Young people should be more restrained. Remember, there's no cow that dies from exhaustion, only land that's been farmed to death!"

  "Ah!" Wu Ming finally understood what Zhuge Dachang was saying, and sighed: "What I meant by sleeping is closing one's eyes, stretching one's legs, a purely static activity, not thinking of dynamic activities!"

  Zhuge's eyes widened in surprise before he chuckled and said, "Can't handle it anymore?"

  "Sister!" Wu Ming snorted, rubbing his nose and said: "In the future if I become a pervert, don't forget that I was once innocent!"

  "Third Brother! There are three unfilial acts, and having no descendants is the worst. If you're ill, get treatment quickly, don't delay, or it will be too late to regret!" Zhuge Dachang said with deep concern.

  "Get out..." Wu Ming smiled and kicked out a foot...

  Zhuge Dachang dodged easily and smiled: "By the way, didn't something happen last night? Tell your brother about it!"

  Two people walked and laughed together, entering the grand building...

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