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  There were three young men who died and entered hell, where King Yanluo punished them by making them eat large amounts of feces.

  Ordinary young man: Ugh...

  Literary youth: To eat bitterness in bitterness is to be a superior person!

  Young man: Please don't put scallions, thank you!

  Wu Ming told a joke that was currently popular, and his laborious tone made everyone laugh uncontrollably. Even the middle-aged military man who always looked stern couldn't help but crack a smile. But Leng Bing remained unmoved, her eyebrows not even twitching. She was like an unyielding rock, impervious to all poisons.

  Neither cold nor hot, not staring nor ignoring, neither painful nor itchy, neither urgent nor restless, always with a look that keeps people at arm's length. Wu Ming shamelessly stuck to Leng Bingbing's side, unashamedly telling some low-level jokes, even if the beauty didn't give him a glance, he was still enjoying himself.

  Wu Ming didn't care about the outcome, he just enjoyed the process of flirting with girls.

  One afternoon, apart from a round of live ammunition practice shooting, the rest of the time was spent on theoretical lectures. Finally, the teacher asked them to go back and practice more when they had free time, playing shooting games and so on.

  After class, Leng Bing turned around and left, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were surrounded by the crowd, with admiration pouring in like a mighty river. Soon, Wu Ming gained a nickname that echoed through the skies: "Instant Shot Prince"! Zhuge Dachang wasn't far behind, earning the nickname "Quick Draw Master"!

  As a friend of women, taking it upon himself to save the beautiful women of the world, such a nickname was enough to make one's emotions unbearable, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang almost shed tears on the spot.

  …………………………………………………

  Wu Ming returned home, Yan Ruyu was lying on the sofa watching TV, her two beautiful legs were crossed together, and her small feet were shaking back and forth.

  "Oppa!" Yan Ruyu called out in a sweet and tender voice.

  "Has your brain been fried?" Wu Ming's face was filled with terror as he hastily walked several steps to Yan Ruyi's front, his hand reaching out to touch her forehead...

  "Get out..." Yan Ruyu slapped away Wu Ming's hand and snorted: "Your brain is really damaged!"

  "What's with the disgusting tone? What are you plotting?" Wu Ming asked cautiously.

  "Ah......" Yan Ruyu handed over a wallet and said: "The leather pouch is back!"

  Wow! The tiger actually spat out the meat it had eaten? Wu Ming took over the wallet and opened it, but there wasn't even a single cent inside. He sighed and shook his head, borrowing the pearl shell back was indeed Big Sister Yan's style!

  "Have you eaten?" Wu Ming asked casually as he walked upstairs.

  "Uh-huh!" Yan Ruyu nodded and said, "There are snacks I bought in the fridge, help yourself if you want to eat."

  A dull conversation, like a newlywed couple, exuding a warm atmosphere. Wu Ming went up to the second floor and called out again: "Yan Ruyu!"

  "What's wrong?"

  "Come and give me a back rub!"

  Yan Ruyu raised her head towards Wu Ming, wrinkled her nose and said: "Get lost!"

  Wu Ming smiled and said, "Come on up and help me with the ball, there's still a line of boats waiting to cross!"

  "What ball?"

  "I don't know..." Wu Ming scratched his head and said, "Pig Brother just said that, he asked me to add him as a friend and play Ship of Theseus together tonight!"

  "Is it QQ or Crossfire?" Yan Ruyu showed a hint of disdain and said, "You idiot, you don't even know how to use the next thing!"

  "Hurry up!"

  "Got it!"

  Wu Ming was taking a bath, Yan Ruyu entered his room and turned on the computer. After glancing around, she nodded secretly to herself, this man is quite diligent! The room was tidy and organized, the quilt was also folded neatly, then she thought of her own messy nest and suddenly felt ashamed.

  The computer had just entered the desktop, and Yan Ruyu's face immediately turned red. The desktop was a woman, a beautiful woman, a naked beautiful woman, a naked but perfectly decent beautiful woman.

  Delete!

  A pig-headed avatar appeared on the computer, Yan Ruyu revealed a triumphant expression, and began to clack away at the keyboard. Soon, she had installed QQ and even applied for a new QQ account for Wu Ming. Only then did she start downloading the game "Crossing Fire Lines".

  Wu Ming came out after taking a bath, wearing a bathrobe and scratching his ears. He sat down in the computer chair with his legs crossed and asked Yan Ruyu, "Are you done yet?"

  "Alright, I've helped you apply for an account. It's a bit of a wait to get through the firewall, but we can play in a bit...". Yan Ruyu moved her eyes away from the computer and glanced at Wu Ming, continuing: "By the way, why did you think of playing this game?"

  Wu Ming shrugged and said, "Today in physical education class we learned how to shoot, so the teacher told us to come back and play a shooting game to practice."

  "By the way, can you use QQ?"

  "No!"

  "I knew it wouldn't work..." Yan Ruyu waved her hand at Wu Ming and said, "I'll teach you!"

  After learning for a while, Wu Ming mastered some simple basic operations, and two new friends were added on QQ, one 'Mei Yangyang', one 'Xun Menglong', and his QQ name was 'Da Se Lang', with a head like a gray wolf.

  "Your face is as white as jade, what's going on with my name?" Wu Ming shouted loudly, the veins on his face bulging.

  Yan Ruyu stuck out her tongue and made a silly face, giggling as she slipped out of the room...

  Drip, drip, drip, the dinosaur avatar on QQ flashed, Wu Ming hastily opened the message...

  "Three Guis?"

  "Yes!"

  "The portrait and name are truly domineering, with a physique that resembles a tiger or wolf." A smiling face with bared teeth.

  Wu Ming hadn't responded yet when Zhuge Dachang sent over a voice connection. He took out his earpiece and put it on, then accepted the call.

  "Is the game going well?" came a thick voice from Zhuge Dachang in the headphones.

  "Almost done!" Wu Ming replied casually, glanced at the download progress which had already been completed, and changed his tone to: "Done, let me install it."

  After a few minutes, the game was installed and Wu Ming entered the game under Zhuge Dachang's guidance. Then, the two of them entered a mixed battle map called "Energy Ship". There were very few people in the room, only five, and Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were both bandits, also the only bandits.

  Wu Ming practiced for a while before he could walk without bumping into walls. Zhuge Dachang, who claimed to be an expert, strode out first with a flourish...

  "Boom!" Zhuge Dachang fell to the ground with a magnificent splat, his head blown off by a single sniper shot.

  "Wu Ming teased: "Pig brother! Indeed a master!"

  "Cough cough! Got it!" Zhuge Dachang sneered, then bellowed: "What's this little brat hiding in the base for? Get out, or I'll never revive!"

  Wu Ming carried his gun and sneaked out stealthily, as an excellent gaming newbie, the screen made him dizzy, then he was extremely humiliated to be killed by a small knife...

  The two revived again. Zhuge Dachang's game character suddenly performed a move of displacement, instantly drifting far away from Wu Ming's eyes...

  "Wow! Brother Pig's footwork is really elegant! Teach me, teach me!" Wu Ming exclaimed with excitement.

  "Uh... I just got stuck!"

  "Why is it stuck?"

  "I'm downloading Douyin's meat bun team!"

  "Awesome!" Wu Ming hurriedly exclaimed in a loud and disdainful tone, clearing his throat twice before saying, "Next time remember to pass it to me!"

  In order to play better, Zhuge Dachang reluctantly closed the downloader, but still died in various ways, and Wu Ming also fell down one after another. The two people's kill records were both shameful zeros.

  Wu Ming finally realized a clue and said: "Pig brother! Apart from walking more handsome than me, I don't see any other high-handedness!"

  Zhuge Dachang smiled awkwardly: "This game is also my second time playing."

  After playing for twenty minutes or so, the two were brutally beaten by others and had no face to continue, so they quit the game!

  "This game is freaking awesome!"

  "That's right, I think so too!"

  Expert in reality, rookie in games.

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