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"Three Kui! Who is Miss Yan?"
"I don't know!"
"What does she do?"
"I didn't ask!"
Does she have sisters?
"She didn't say!"
One question, three unknowns. It's clear that you're trying to take advantage of the situation for personal gain. Zhuge Dachang was extremely dissatisfied with this and immediately criticized and educated Wu Ming: "Three Guizis! As a man, one must have high integrity and principles. One radish per hole is enough; beautiful women are precious resources, don't think about killing multiple sisters at once, embracing left and right... that's essentially depriving others of the right to pursue true love..."
During the exam, he was like a rolling pin that didn't breathe, but when it came to beautiful women, he suddenly became eloquent and articulate. Is this considered a natural talent? Wu Ming wiped his sweat and hastily interrupted him...
"Scared, call and ask for help."
Under Zhuge Dachang's expectant gaze, Wu Ming gave Yan Ruyu a call. After some probing and questioning, he got the answer: she only had one older brother!
Are you gay?
Dreaming of searching for her thousands of times, hundreds of turns and returns with no way out, trampling on iron shoes to find a place, but it's not the blessing of heaven, fate, fate, Zhuge Dachang vomits abruptly!
This scene reminds people of the time when Tang Bohu shouted "Autumn Fragrance Sister" and turned around to smile, but it was actually Ruhua Brother with a sparse beard.
Two people walked and chatted...
Then, they swaggered into the women's bathroom on the 14th floor, made a show of washing their hands, and started chatting about family matters. The two long-tongued men talked from young girls to young mothers, from Lolita to mature women, and this conversation lasted for half an hour, becoming more and more enthusiastic, causing many female comrades who wanted to use the bathroom to flee in fright...
"Knock knock..." A girl trapped in a small room finally couldn't help but knock on the door, worried that if she didn't make a sound, the two people outside might chat until nightfall.
Is anyone there? The two of them only then noticed that one of the toilet stalls had a closed door. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang exchanged a glance, feeling slightly embarrassed.
"Cough...cough...Can't someone say something?!"
"Hmph..." A displeased female voice.
This chick is quite funny! The two of them burst out laughing, carrying a mop and walking out of the women's restroom, then standing guard outside the door, waiting for some weird woman.
If she's beautiful, let's be friends; if not, turn around and leave.
Soon, a petite girl came out of the women's restroom. Her face was as delicate as a doll, and she looked quite cute, easily arousing men's protective instincts. She wasn't a sumptuous feast for the eyes, but rather a refreshing and appetizing little dish.
No fish, shrimp is also good! Wu Ming stretched out his hands to block her way...
"What are we going to do?" The girl retreated timidly like a frightened little rabbit.
Wu Ming's face turned stern and he growled: "Hand over your phone number quickly, or I'll beat you up!"
"Sister, don't be afraid..." Zhuge Dachang quickly shielded the petite girl behind him and coldly snarled at Wu Ming: "In broad daylight, you dare to rob a young lady's phone number? Today I'll represent the moon to clean you up."
"Brother Pig, this is a ladder to the upstairs! It's too inhumane!"
"Hehe..." The little girl couldn't help but laugh, pushing away Zhuge Dachang and saying: "Alright, sister won't play along with you guys anymore, I have to go back to work."
Sister? Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were both stunned.
The petite girl swung the employee ID card hanging from her chest and smiled: "Li Qiuyu, 32 years old, deputy manager of the communication equipment department, also one of our two instructors."
A clear sky with a loud thunder, two big men were struck by lightning and became outwardly tough but inwardly tender. After hunting geese all day, they finally let the goose peck their eyes blind. Only after Li Qiurong walked away did they come back to their senses.
Wu Ming rubbed his nose and smiled wryly: "If we say she's eighteen, no one will suspect anything, right?"
Zhuge Dashang sighed: "She reminds me of the Heavenly Mountain Fairy Maiden."
"I think there's something wrong with my eyes......" Wu Ming's mouth curled up, and a lewd smile appeared on his face as he continued: "It's necessary to go to the infirmary to check the male function."
"I'm worried about you going alone, I'll go with you."
The way is one foot high, the devil is ten feet high!
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The clinic's door was tightly locked, Wu Ming changed his tone and called out in English for a while, but the door still didn't open. It seemed that no one was really there, so the two of them could only leave with a huff...
Wu Ming was very dissatisfied, walking and grumbling: "Don't they know the heart of a doctor? It's really a moral collapse. Not staying in the medical office during working hours is dereliction of duty, serious dereliction of duty."
Zhuge Dachang immediately issued a statement: "Right! We must condemn them, strongly condemn!"
"Brother Pig, how should we scold them?"
"In order for them to know the rules, so in the middle of the accusation add a 'rule' word."
Just then, they bumped into Mark, a stern but lively superior, at the corner of the stairs. Both let out a hearty "Team leader!"
Mark jumped in fright, stumbling over his Mandarin: "Come to the infirmary? Got a disease or something?"
It's just an illness! The two of them still had bright smiles on their faces.
"My eyes have some problems, come and take a look."
"What's wrong?"
"It's okay, it's okay..." Zhuge Dachang put his hand on Wu Ming's shoulder and pulled him away. As they walked, he chuckled and said, "I've learned some medical skills, I'll just prescribe him some laxatives, and he'll be fine after taking them."
Started with literature, later practiced martial arts, didn't build a career, then studied medicine, achieved something, wrote a prescription, took it and died suddenly!
Under Mark's suspicious gaze, the two slipped away again to the front line of the women's toilet on the 20th floor. After sweeping the entire women's toilet department, they came to a conclusion: female comrades like to close the door when using the restroom, and react strongly when men burst into the women's toilet.
It is well-known that the company's front desk has beautiful women, they represent the company's first face, of course, there are no national disasters or calamities, those kinds of vixens are usually the male boss's assistant secretary, belonging to the kind of existence that can only be admired from afar and not profaned.
After sweeping the toilet, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, who had nothing to do, mixed in with the front desk ladies and made jokes, making several girls giggle. The An'er Lebao company did not explicitly oppose office romances, nor did it encourage them. Unfortunately, a group of girls all said that the famous flowers already had owners.
An Yu Le has nearly 10,000 employees, but this building usually only has over a thousand people working, the vast majority are in the Beishan High-tech Zone factory. The company mainly produces and operates high-tech anti-theft equipment. An Yu Le has long since transformed from a single security industry to diversified operations. The total number of bodyguards at four levels is less than 500, Wu Ming and others are considered the company's white-collar class.
There are many unwritten rules in the company, who can't be offended, which leader is easy to talk to, and the girls tell Wu Ming everything, it's like nothing is off-limits, with a hint of trying to curry favor with them, preparing for a rainy day, having multiple backups is always good.
Before I knew it, the whole morning had passed and it was time for lunch.
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The company's meals are treated equally, and the leaders eat the same as the employees, but they dine in different places. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang can enter the high-end restaurant, which is relatively less crowded. When the two arrived at the 12th floor restaurant, there were already many people seated inside.
After dinner, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang looked around in a circle and found that a beautiful woman in black was sitting alone in the corner.
Her appearance is like Diao Chan's, her tenderness is like Lin Daiyu's, her bust and hips are like Yang Yuhuan's, her waist is like Zhao Feiyan's, but she lacks only liveliness, otherwise she would be beautiful. However, she is like a Barbie doll without a soul.
If she had to be described as an ancient beauty, she would be like Daji - if she didn't smile, that was it; but when she did smile, the country would fall.
Rock-paper-scissors, Wu Ming wins! He got the right to go ask for the phone number first.
Wu Ming carried the tray to the corner, brushed his bald head, sat in front of the beauty, smiled and said: "Hey! Don't mind me sitting here?"
Silence! The restaurant suddenly fell into a dead silence, with pairs of terrified eyes fixed on Wu Ming. Zhuge Dachang was different from the others, he was filled with envy, jealousy and hatred!
Without a word, her face expressionless, her eyebrows neither raised nor furrowed, the beautiful woman ate slowly and elegantly, with an air of refined indifference. Wu Ming seemed to be nothing more than thin air in her eyes.
Ice beauty, at least there is still a cold and stern aura about her, her level is even higher, it's simply a piece of dead wood, dull and lifeless, maybe even if her butt was on fire she wouldn't change her expression.
Wu Ming's mouth curled up and he smiled: "Miss, there is a piece of vegetable stuck between your teeth!"
Elm wood pimple reacted, her mouth corner micro-invisible twitched slightly, eyes floated a hint of embarrassment...
"Haha... gotcha!" Wu Ming's triumphant laughter was quickly cut short as he caught sight of the name tag on the beauty's chest, "Anle Te Security Consulting Co., Ltd. Executive President, Leng Bingbing."
It's all over, I've stepped on a landmine, and it's an anti-tank one!
At this moment, Wu Ming suddenly realized that he finally understood why others would give him sympathetic glances. He was actually a duck jumping into the oil pot on the 15th of July, seeking his own death.
"Do you know who I am?" Wu Ming thought he might be lucky and didn't immediately run away, thinking that they would never meet again in the future.
She nodded slightly with a cold expression, still expressionless, and picked up her chopsticks again to eat slowly.
This woman is not a generous and good boss, she will definitely take revenge, Wu Ming has a premonition that he will be unlucky again, he can't help but feel sad, he turns his sorrow into appetite, and starts eating voraciously.
After finishing the meal, Wu Ming glanced at the cold plate and asked: "Are you going to eat the chicken leg?" As he spoke, he picked up the chicken leg with his fork and put it in his mouth, mumbling: "Not saying anything? Then I'll take it as default."
Wu Ming suddenly stood up, tore off a piece of chicken leg with his mouth, and revealed a provocative gaze, smiling: "Thank you, Director Leng, for your hospitality."
In the cold and complex gaze, Wu Ming walked back to Zhuge Dachang's side with a proud step.
"How's it going? Did you ask for their phone number?"
Wu Ming revealed a hint of schadenfreude in his eyes and said, "Asking about this woman's background is not trivial. She can be said to have the power to turn her hand into clouds and cover it with rain. Even if she were to indulge for the rest of her life, she wouldn't need to struggle."
Zhuge Dachang felt a sense of foreboding and cautiously asked: "Who is she?"
"It's just that big capitalist who makes us clean toilets."
Zhuge Dachang's heart turned cold, and the two of them let out a long sigh at the same time. They hung their heads in despair and walked out of the dining hall. It was truly an unlucky fate, with many twists and turns...
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