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Apollo stretched and slowly got up, Diana revealed a gentle smile, and quietly disappeared the moment her brother woke up...
The sky is brightening, it's really amazing.
Opening his eyes, Wu Ming let out a yawn and felt a bit of soreness in his waist. It was only then that he noticed where he was, and to his surprise, he found himself sleeping in the garage, or more precisely, on top of the sports car. What's going on?
I remember now, I think I got drunk last night. It should be Yan Xiaozhu who drove the car back. Damn it! He actually left a drunk person in the sports car and didn't care about him at all. Heartless! Wu Ming subconsciously looked at his watch, 8:30!
He was suddenly struck, at 9 o'clock he had to go to the company to report for duty, and it was almost late, the first day of work was not good to be late, Wu Ming hurriedly got off the bus and ran back to the villa in a hurry...
In just five minutes, Wu Ming finished washing up and changing clothes, then rushed into Yan Ruyu's chicken coop, neatly lifted his foot and kicked down Yan's beautiful buttocks that were raised high in the air. This time he used a bit more force, with very good results.
Her face as white as jade, she patted her buttocks and jumped up, shouting: "Bastard!"
"Wu Ming said sternly: 'Less nonsense! I'm almost late for work, give me the car key.'"
"Not allowed!"
Wu Ming said everything, his mouth slightly hooked, his fists clenched, and he twisted his neck, the joints crackling loudly, extremely intimidating.
Yan Ruyu didn't buy it, she puffed out her small chest and hummed: "If you dare to touch a single hair on this lady..."
Wu Ming leaned forward, his face close to hers, and stuck out his tongue to lick her lips.
A warm breath sprayed on her face, Wu Ming's eyes filled with aggressive gaze, Yan Ruyu's pretty face began to blush, she shifted her buttocks and retreated, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said: "...... What do you want to do?"
Wu Ming revealed a sly and charming smile, saying: "Don't you know that men who wake up early are very dangerous?"
I heard it's going to hurt the first time! Yan Ruyu couldn't help but think of this, she let out a scream, grabbed the quilt and covered herself with it, too ashamed of her own thoughts to show her face.
Wu Ming was stunned, what kind of show is this? Is this little girl scared silly?
"The key...the key is in the handbag on the dresser, get it yourself." A faint voice like a mosquito's buzz came from under the quilt.
"Thanks!" Wu Ming walked over to the dresser, grabbed the car keys and hastily left the room...
Hearing the footsteps going away, Yan Ruyi lifted up the quilt, a flurry of hurried footsteps, Wu Ming came back to the room again, she screamed again and covered herself with the quilt.
Wu Ming looked puzzled, didn't say a word, took out his wallet, pulled out a stack of cash and put it on the bed, hastily saying: "I remembered I don't have money, go eat lunch outside by yourself in the afternoon..."
"It's really a debt from the previous life..." The last murmur was almost inaudible, and Wu Ming disappeared again...
So this life will be spent paying you back! Yan Ruyu murmured, a captivating red glow floating on her face, picked up the banknotes, counted them, and found there were exactly eight thousand yuan.
Yan Dashao immediately became lively and quickly picked up the phone, as soon as it connected she said: "Wu Shuang Jie, hurry up and come pick me up, we're going to Versailles to eat French food."
"Want to knock on the old lady's door?"
"Don't worry, don't worry! I've got money again!"
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No rules, no square circle. Every company has its own rules and regulations for better management. Anhe Company is particularly strict. The president breaks the law with employees, just like the punishment system for being late. Being late once deducts 0% of salary, just like the dark company of Pai Gu Shu (a Chinese idiom referring to a very strict or harsh person).
Wu Ming cares about not money, but his sense of time is heavy. On the road of life, maybe being late for one second will miss the beauty of the future. A brave life should have no regrets.
Porsche speeding all the way, with an average speed of over 200 kilometers per hour, of course, this is the speed after leaving the city and entering the highway. When the speed reaches a certain level, the speed measuring instruments and cameras on the highway become useless.
Wow! Did that kid rob a bank? Many drivers who were overtaken by Wu Ming expressed their indignation, and even the Porsche license plate number was not clear.
As he entered the second-class road in the city suburbs, Wu Ming slowed down the car and saw a familiar tall figure running towards the company at high speed...
Wu Ming revealed a hint of a smile and drove up to greet him: "Hey, Brother Zhu, going for a morning run before work? You still have the leisurely spirit."
Zhuge Dachang turned around and hastily stopped the car, laughing and scolding: "Xianmei! The public bus I took just broke down as soon as it got on the highway, making me run 15 kilometers."
The car hadn't even come to a complete stop when Zhuge Dachang used his left hand to push against the door frame and jumped out, executing a stylish 0-degree Thomas turn before accurately landing in the passenger seat.
Listening to the roar of the accelerator, Zhuge Dachang couldn't help but exclaim: "This car is really cool..." Then he stared at Wu Ming and continued: "You don't look like a bodyguard, you look more like someone who's here to hire a bodyguard."
"This car isn't even mine..." Wu Ming rubbed his nose and smiled wryly, saying: "To be honest, a Porsche 911 isn't worth making such a big fuss over, is it?"
Zhuge Dachang showed a hint of disdain and said, "Haven't you noticed that this car is very different from an ordinary 911? This is a two-year-old Porsche concept car, with only fifty units produced."
No wonder Xiang called Yanshao "princess" all the time, this car is indeed precious. Wu Ming secretly cursed, his understanding of concept cars was that they were expensive beyond reason, and with money alone, you might not even be able to get one.
"What's on your mind? Hurry up, we're going to be late!"
"Nothing." Wu Ming shook his head and shifted gears to accelerate.
As they entered the company, the Porsche drew admiring glances from everyone. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang struggled to suppress their pride, trying to put on a low-key face, but unfortunately, their upturned noses had already betrayed them deeply...
Entering the main hall of the building, new employees are already lined up in queue, waiting for the leader's instructions. At 8:57, two people walk to the front desk card machine and swipe their employee IC cards!
Not a single drop! Fake?
The front desk lady was secretly eating her breakfast and smiled at the two of them: "Your card is different from ours, you need to go to the 16th floor to swipe your card!"
Glancing at the elevator, they were all closed, no time to wait, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang exchanged a glance, and immediately sprinted towards the stairs like lightning.
They climbed up to the 16th floor in one breath, taking only two minutes. After swiping their cards, both of them let out a sigh of relief, almost contributing one-tenth of their salary to the capitalists.
The new bodyguards were only eighteen people, entering the conference room and standing in line. Wu Ming found himself to be the shortest among the men, of course, there were only six men, the rest were powerful female heroes.
Soon, a group of leaders arrived, led by a middle-aged woman wearing black-framed glasses. The description "sharp mouth and monkey cheeks" suited her best, with a cold and stern face, giving off an aura of being thin-skinned.
Could it be that this woman is the legendary cold and icy CEO? The interview was too dark that day, only remembering that the CEO was a woman with black-framed glasses. Wu Ming's thoughts were very active, wondering if his eyes had been blinded or if his aesthetic sense had been severely distorted after being praised by Lao Leng as beautiful.
"Hello everyone! I am HR Manager Chu Min!"
I've wronged you in this life, next life I'll be a cow or a horse and I'll pull grass to show filial piety to you.
After introducing several leaders, Manager Chu began a lengthy and grandiose speech about the company's history and future plans, spouting saliva for a full twenty minutes before finally relinquishing the floor to another leader.
After the singing was over, I took the stage, and the leaders took turns to speak, spouting for more than an hour. The female comrades in the front row could be said to have been splashed with saliva, their hair gleaming with oil.
It goes in through his left ear and out through his right ear; Wu Ming filters out a lot of information.
New bodyguards need to undergo six months of closed training, and only after passing the assessment can they enter a three-month probationary period. The salary during the training period is only 3,000 yuan, which increases to 6,000 during the probationary period, and directly increases to 18,000 after becoming a regular employee.
The company has all kinds of insurance, from birth to death, providing food but not accommodation.
Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were exceptions, they directly entered the trial period, learning a month of equipment courses, specializing in various bodyguard equipment, such as monitoring and anti-theft devices, and also learning shooting and driving.
Their direct supervisor was a white man, Mark, the leader of Group D. He then distributed the training schedule to everyone. Wu Ming took a look and found that it was physical training and combat classes in the morning, and only professional equipment classes in the afternoon, which they had heard from Leng Zhenyue earlier!
After the dismissal, the new bodyguards immediately had to undergo training, while Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang stayed behind to receive special tasks from the team leader.
"The one above has already greeted me, and we don't need to train this afternoon..."
Cool!
However, we are in charge of cleaning the toilets in the building these few afternoons.
Awesome!
"We would rather go and participate in physical combat training."
"Yes, yes."
Mark shrugged and said in stiff Mandarin, "This is the president's personal order. Because of the holiday, the company's cleaning staff is short-handed, so we need to draw people to help."
"What right does he have to ask us to sweep the toilet? Isn't this humiliating for our bodyguard department?" Wu Mingyi said sternly.
"No way, this is what the president personally instructed." Mark shook his head, indicating no room for negotiation.
"Wu Ming whispered: 'This seems to be intentionally giving us a small shoe to wear.'"
"Does our president drive a Maserati?" Zhuge Dachang asked weakly.
"Yes!"
The truth is out!
Wu Ming let out a long sigh and said as if comforting himself: "Labor knows no social classes!"
Sweeping the toilet is also glorious!
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The building has just been completed, and the swimming pool and basketball court next to it have not yet been completed. The headquarters of Anhe Company has just moved from the city center, so the workload is very large at this stage, which is why they are working overtime even during the National Day holiday. Of course, overtime is voluntary, with triple pay being a must, but still most people do not work overtime, such as the cleaning department, where only a few ayis come to work.
Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang arrived at the 20th floor, where the offices of the three giants of Anyi Group were located, with a fierce and murderous aura.
Eliminate them?
"Isn't Old Lao today?"
"It's precisely because he's not here that we have to come and clean the toilet."
As they walked and chatted, when passing by the CEO's office, Wu Ming waved the mop in his hand and said in a low voice: "The evil female capitalist is inside, do you want to go in together and spank her butt?"
Zhuge Dachang coughed lightly twice and gave him a wink...
Outside the office of the president, a desk was placed, behind which sat a ghostly and divine female secretary assistant, staring coldly at Wu Ming.
The Thirty-Six Stratagems, retreat is the best plan! Wu Ming swiftly slipped away...
Clean and tidy, fragrant all around, here are exquisite tiles, luxurious crystal wall lamps, decorated with nobility without losing elegance, of course, its essence is still a toilet, ladies' room.
Two people casually dragged the floor for a few times, Wu Ming hehe smiled and slipped into the small room...
"What's wrong?"
Wu Ming pulled out toilet paper and waved it with a smile, saying: "If you want to have a big bowel movement and find there's no paper, what would happen? I really hope our CEO is the first to visit."
"High, really high!" Zhuge Dachang praised highly and hastily slipped into another room.
"Remember to leave three centimeters!" Wu Ming hastily reminded.
Having finished their mischief, the two had just walked out of the toilet when they ran into the first lady to arrive, unfortunately not the CEO, but another big shot, Manager Chu Min.
Wu Ming slightly bowed and asked in surprise: "Manager Chu, did you come to the toilet yourself?"
Nonsense, can't even be bothered to come in person and have someone else do the job? Chu Min's face turned black instantly, she snorted and stormed into the bathroom...
The two of them burst out laughing and swaggered off towards the next women's restroom!
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