When Du Jie said this, Zhang Qi suddenly became interested.

  "Come on, brother! Lets have a good chat, I love listening to this kind of thing. Tell me about that chick you hooked up with last night? How was it?"

  When Zhang Qi asked this, Du Jie said to Zhang Qi: "As for his appearance and figure, theres no need to say more. Hes absolutely a practical fighter, with all sorts of postures and skills. That wild road is simply thrilling, its like life and death." Du Jies face was flushed with excitement.

  "How many times did that brother get beaten up?" Zhang Qi asked with a sly glint in his eyes.

  "We really did it seven times in one night!" Du Jie said with a proud face.

  "Really? Alright! Come on, lets drink, after we finish drinking, we brothers will sleep and recharge our energy, tonight we continue fighting!" Zhang Qi said with a smile.

  "Seventh brother, can you still hold on? I think you look quite exhausted! Your face is so pale, isnt it a bit unbearable to keep going for two days in a row? Why dont you take a rest tonight and continue tomorrow night instead? Its not like it makes a difference just because of one day." Du Jie reminded him.

  "No way! Although its a bit overwhelming, my Ah Xing is too tempting, Im addicted! Tonight Ill fight with her, tomorrow night Ill retreat, and the next night Ill retreat again, hehe!"

  ......

  Watching others chatting so enthusiastically, being unable to keep up and having a one-night stand, I feel even more pathetic.

  I couldnt help but think to myself, "Seven times in one night? I should have had six or seven times last night too. But theyre hooking up with someone else, and Im just... myself..."

  Just as I was somewhat self-deprecating and extremely annoyed, Du Jie shouted at me: "I said, brother, how did you do last night? Why does your mood not seem very high?"

  "Huh? No... nothing, I just stayed up too late last night and got a bit tired, thats all!" I stammered in response.

  "Huh? No way? You little brat, youre cheating me! Tell me whats going on with you! Weve been good buddies for three years, and I can tell if youre lying to me at a glance!"

  When Du Jie asked me this, Zhang Qi beside him said to Du Jie: "This brother of yours is really strange. When I came back, he was actually sleeping on the bed. I pushed him for half a day before he got up. And when I asked him how it went last night, he didnt tell me either. He looked like he was very shy, but hes not a big girl, whats there to be shy about? Were all men."

  After hearing Zhang Qi say that, Du Jie rolled his eyes and didnt know what this kid was thinking of. About ten or twenty seconds later, Du Jie said to me: "Gu Yi, lets go out for a hike now."

  "Whats going on?" I asked in confusion after hearing Du Jie say that.

  "Nonsense, of course well bring all the food and stuff we brought into our car, I plan to stay here for a few more days." Du Jie said.

  "Wait a few more days? The college entrance exam results will be out in two days, and we can go back to fill out the volunteer form." I reminded him.

  "Report to me! Didnt you say you failed the exam? Failing and still reporting, what a joke! Whats the point of attending university? After graduating from university, cant even earn money? Follow me, your brother, and dont worry about anything else. I have plenty of money, spend as much as you want. There are still several hundred thousand in my card now. Who cares about that stupid university? The college entrance exam is nothing! Having money is everything!" Du Jie said loudly.

  "Who the hell can compare with you? Your dad is so rich, while mine are still hoping Ill get into a good university to give them some face!" I shot back.

  "Alright, alright! Stop messing around and come with me to get the stuff! If you dont want to stay in this kind of place for a few more days, are you even a man? Unless youre a eunuch, that thing is useless, looks good but cant do anything, its infuriating!"

  "Youre the one whos no good at this! Screw you!" Suddenly being provoked by Du Jie like that, I immediately felt like he had struck a sore spot, so I got a bit unhappy.

  "Alright, alright, stop messing around, follow me back to the car to get some stuff."

  ......

  Like this, after messing around with Du Jie for a while, the two of us set off to cross the mountain and head back to where the car was parked to pick up some things. Originally Zhang Qi also wanted to follow along to help out, but Du Jie said he had been exhausted over the past couple of days, so just let him rest here instead, anyway there werent many things, the two of us going would be enough.

  On the mountain road, seeing no one around, Du Jie approached me and asked: "Brother, whats wrong with you? You cant fool me, you must be hiding something in your mind, I can see it at a glance."

  When Du Jie asked me like that, I hesitated for a moment before finally deciding to tell him. After all, Du Jie is my good brother, dont look at his usual nonsense, but the things we talk about between us, he never goes out and talks randomly.

  "I told you, kid, dont laugh at me, its like this..."

  Then I told him the whole process of what had happened.

  "What the f**k! Youre also quite something! Cant play with real people, go back and masturbate, whats wrong with you? Didnt you brag to me before that you could last a long time with your girlfriend?"

  "How the hell would I know! You think Im in the mood for this? At that time, even when we were in the tent, I didnt dare say anything, afraid of being laughed at by Seventh Brother."

  "No way! Let me try." Du Jie said, and before I could react, he quickly pulled down my pants.

  "What the fuck! What are you doing?" I was a bit stunned.

  "Dont be startled, Ill try it on you." Du Jie gave me a white eye, then let me reveal my second brother, and followed him with a small wooden stick to stir up two times. In no time, that guys thing had a reaction.

  Look at my second brothers reaction, Du Jie told me to pull up my pants, then said to me: "Its not a problem! I can even give you a reaction with a small tree stick. That beautiful woman Tingting is naked in front of you, you should be very excited, right? Otherwise, you can try another house tonight, its possible that Tingting doesnt suit you. I heard online that some men and women are together, if theres no certain x-chemistry, even if the woman is beautiful, the man wont feel anything. Whats this called?"

  When I heard Du Jie mention the internet, I said in a bad mood: "Dont believe whats on the internet! Last time I saw someone online say that durians will be sweeter if heated in the microwave for five minutes before eating. Damn it, as a result, one time I tried it and found out that our home was uninhabitable afterwards. The neighbors all advised me to move away, saying that I was stewing feces!

  "Get out of my way, dont mess with me, Im being serious. Brother, this gun has been polished for almost twenty years, now is the time to use it. Maybe last night it didnt work because your girlfriend was cheating on you, you havent used it in a while and it got rusty, tonight it will definitely work!"

  "Maybe..." I said with some uncertainty, listening to Du Jies unconventional consolation.

  As we walked a long way on the mountain road, I suddenly felt for no reason that there was someone following us behind. I looked back several times but didnt find any signs of being followed.

  "Hey! Du Shao, dont you feel like were being followed?"

  "Stop being so paranoid, who would follow us in a place like this? Only Seventh Brother could keep up with us. But that kid is now exhausted and his legs are all soft, how can he still have the energy to follow us? Lets hurry up and try to get back by this afternoon."

  Hearing Du Jie say this, I think its also right. In such a desolate and wild place, who can track down these two idiots?

  After we climbed over the mountain, we soon saw the car that Du Jie had stopped at. But what left me and Du Jie speechless was that someone had let the air out of all four tires of this car...

  "What the fuck! Which son of a turtle did such a thing?" I looked at him in disbelief.

  "Maybe it was on the way up the mountain that the tire burst and slowly let out air, now all the air has been let out!" Du Jie replied nonchalantly.

  "Your own car has run out of gas, how can you be so carefree? What are we going to do if the two of us want to head back?" I asked.

  "Its easy to get back, I just make a phone call and my dad will send a car to pick us up right away. Alright, dont mind these useless things, lets move all the food and stuff from the car and head back."

  After Du Jie said that, I didnt say anything else. We just took what we needed to take and then the two of us climbed up the mountain again with great difficulty until 2 or 3 pm when we returned to Zhang Qis tent.

  After arriving at the place where the account was located, I saw Zhang Qi straining his neck to look towards the village.

  "Whats wrong, Seventh Brother?" Du Jie asked.

  When Du Jie asked this, Zhang Qi turned his head and looked at us, then he stretched out his hand and pointed to the village: "Youre back? Take a look, what are the women in this village doing in broad daylight? It feels like theyre putting on some kind of show."