Chapter 129: The Happy Fox Family
He Ming took a towel handed over by a small fox and wiped himself hastily. Although the general's home, this fox den, had a place to take a bath, a small lake in one of the caves. However, he still needed to crawl back onto land and climb up, taking a bath was just a waste of time. He Ming began to think about how to carry the 30,000-kilogram Evil Buddha's body back.
Although it is an immortal life, but this way is too difficult, from bottom to top climbing up, and need to dig a passage.
"He is very handsome."
A beautiful woman smiled and sprayed a mouthful of fragrance at He Ming, then a group of beauties surrounded him, and some little foxes asked for snacks and candies. He Ming took them all out, which were packed from home, exceeding 30 kilograms.
It doesn't matter now anyway, I've given everything away, and might as well enjoy the gratitude of beautiful people.
However, He Ming occasionally looked at that stunning beauty, too beautiful, no wonder she had so many descendants with the handsome guy, if I were him, I would have had that many too.
The handsome fox family invited He Ming to have lunch, but the ingredients used were He Ming's "meat". Although it was golden and extremely precious, He Ming currently had no way out and didn't know how to get away, so he ended up inviting himself to eat.
The dinner table was also a very old and worn-out one, only a few of the most senior and eldest sisters could sit at the table to eat, while the other little foxes either squatted on the ground or sat on chairs to eat.
He Ming ate a few pieces of the barbecue "meat" made by a quiet and beautiful fox spirit, feeling that the craftsmanship was not bad, but the seasoning was very little. Unintentionally, he said: "Is your life very difficult? Doesn't your second spiritual tribe have excellent social welfare? Or do you not work?"
The great general shook his head, sighed that life was hard, and it turned out to be this world. He didn't know if it was a dead man's world. Vast and boundless, endless and infinite, with countless strong people, prosperous and flourishing, but the premise is that money is needed. The transforming fox tribe, although they can transform and disguise themselves, are born with unparalleled beauty, but it's really hard to find job opportunities, get rich opportunities. Can only move to the wilderness to find some fruit and small animals to fill their stomachs.
The big guy pointed at the furniture around him and said, "These are still old furniture we picked up from the trading post."
"Life is tough."
He Ming hypocritically nodded, looking at that extraordinary mother fox who was elegantly and savoringly eating a piece of roasted "meat". It was extremely obvious that the energy from this piece of "meat" brought her an extraordinary pleasure. She also seemed to have felt it, just like other foxes who looked at each other in doubt and said: "My body has become stronger?"
"I've become even more beautiful. I can transform now."
"What is that Buddha head? Why do I feel a very high energy in the meat?" The handsome guy also noticed, and asked doubtfully.
"It's a secret." He Ming maintained an air of mystery, and as a result, Da Shuai Ge shrugged his shoulders, "Wife, you go first."
The stunningly beautiful fox got up from the chair and walked over, her gait was so beautiful that it was breathtaking, He Ming turned back into Pig Brother Ming.
The mother fox sat beside him, poured a cup of fruit wine made from the fruits collected on the grassland, and personally fed He Ming to drink. Then, He Ming said that it was an immortal Buddha head, he slaughtered it. If it's said to be a half-god, the fox family would definitely be scared to death, He Ming should still be humble.
"Immortal life?!"
The vixen's face turned pale and she fell into He Ming's arms, He Ming quickly seized the opportunity to hold her. Wow, what a great touch.
Da Shuai Ge and several beautiful women who understood the immortality of life were stunned, their faces pale. The mother fox in He Ming's arms said in surprise, her voice still gentle, "Who are you?"
"An immortal person."
He Ming stole a glance at the profound business line, and after a long time, he said, "The handsome guy was stunned, and only then did he remember what he had heard earlier. He still thought it was a joke. What kind of person is the Tathagata? Can you have a relationship with him?" The Buddha's ancestor in the second spiritual realm was a top-level god, famous throughout the land.
And yet you want to steal the property of someone who is fighting against the Immortal Buddha? Wait, the big brother pointed at the "meat" and suddenly shouted: "This is the 'meat' of immortal life!" Seeing He Ming nodding, he immediately called on his whole family to eat wildly, and continued to do so, while looking at those tens of tons of meat with greedy eyes.
"After thinking for a long time, he said: 'Mr. He Ming, do you have a wife? Take a look at my daughters and see how they are. If you want some of them, I'll marry them to you, each one only needs a dowry of one Human Soul Gold Coin.'"
He Ming looked at the stunningly beautiful vixen sitting next to him, trembling as he reached out to touch her thigh. She continued eating "meat" elegantly but in large quantities, and gave He Ming a flirtatious glance.
The mother fox didn't push herself, He Ming was very comfortable and lively, so she took out a bag of soul gold coins from her backpack, clinking loudly, and poured half of it on the table.
The whole fox family was stunned by this behavior, and someone shouted: "Money! Soul gold coins?! No way!"
"What's with this money? There are several hundred of them, and also evil spirits, ghost king soul gold coins!"
The whole fox family stared blankly and went crazy for money, including the mother fox next to He Ming.
He Ming asked each of them to give one, and all the foxes immediately went crazy in response, including three or four-year-old fox cubs.
He Ming was over the moon, having used just over eighty coins to kiss all of his relatives, including the mother fox he had been most eager to kiss. She was extremely passionate and her kissing technique was superb. He Ming kissed each of the babies on the face and gave them a soul gold coin, making them ecstatically happy.
Finally, he pushed away the handsome guy who was about to kiss him and gave him a gold coin with an evil spirit on it. The man was stunned and exclaimed: "You're too rich! I want to marry my whole family to you!"
"Really? I'm glad, but I can't stay here, I still have things to do. My family is waiting for me." He Ming smiled wryly: "I seem to have not seen the boy? Why are they all girls?"
"The little boy is coming."
A chubby little fox cub ran over, his chubby hands tightly grasping a human soul coin. He Ming looked at his little chicken and only then did he know it was a boy. Although the appearance was too delicate, seeing how cute he was, he gave him another soul coin, this time an evil spirit soul coin. The little male fox was so delighted that he jumped very high, extremely happy.
The great general loved him very much, and hugged him saying: "It's extremely difficult for our shape-shifting fox clan to give birth to a boy. Don't look at how we often give birth to a whole group at once. So you see so many children, but boys are really hard to come by! Moreover, our moral values are different from those of humans, and after being together for a long time, you will understand. Which one do you want as your wife? It's okay if you want them all too, this money is enough to buy out our whole family."
He Ming looked at the invincible mother fox who was happily playing with several Ghost King Soul Coins, earlier when she came up to kiss him, He Ming had handed over his best Ghost King Soul Coins to her.
The handsome guy looked at his wife and suddenly understood, shrugging his shoulders: "You want my wife? No way. My wife and I have signed a love contract, we will never betray each other, we can't get divorced, or else we'll both die..."
"No, no, no, you misunderstood. It's just that even if I wanted your wife, I couldn't bring her back to my own world. She's just too beautiful, and I couldn't help but look at her."
He Ming awkwardly said. The handsome man nodded and said, "Yes, my wife is one of the most beautiful fox spirits. I used five human soul gold coins to marry her back then. You gave us so much money, you want to get intimate with my wife? Please do."
"What? Intimate? You mean I'm with her and you don't care?"
He Ming was shocked and thought he had misheard?
"It doesn't matter." The big brother explained again, their morals are different from the human world, they live very hard lives, often using tactics like the "beautiful person plan" and so on. Apart from learning necessary common language and disguise transformation techniques from a young age, of course there are also some unmentionable secrets. Everything else is different from humans. Except for not being able to betray in spirit, physically it's very casual.
"Handsome guy, you're so strong. I like you. Come on." The mother fox smiled and walked towards He Ming, pressing herself tightly against him, starting to tease him. He Ming had already lost control, vowing to do it once before leaving, but unexpectedly the fox family's bed was only that one in the cave.
"Never mind. I give up."
He Ming reluctantly gave up, crying and laughing, he sat on the edge of the bed, took out a dark giant demon soul gold coin from his wallet, and handed it to the mother fox who was hugging him from behind. In front of him, a large group of foxes were sitting in chairs, playing with the soul gold coins, eating meat, and watching the living spring palace. When they saw a crystal clear dark giant demon soul gold coin, they suddenly let out a crazy scream and rushed towards He Ming. He Ming once again enjoyed the screams, kisses, and caresses of more than ten big beauties and dozens of little beauties...
"Will construction workers and goods arrive soon?"
He Ming sat on a recliner, surrounded by beautiful women. On his left was the little fox girl Xian, and on his right was the most beautiful fox woman. Several babies and a vixen were sitting on He Ming's lap.
They used every trick in the book to lure out He Ming's soul coins, and He Ming could only watch as they devoured them. So he went back to the old computer he had found in the cave, which was also connected to the internet, and started placing large orders. First, he showed a video of a Dark Giant Soul Coin to the bank staff, allowing the bank to possess a large amount of money, then...
A poor family of foxes went on a crazy spending spree, the old computer in the world of the dead also surfed the internet quickly, and online transactions were perfect, able to directly shoot a beam of light onto a person's body, then buy and sell clothes, the light automatically put on the person's body, see if it fits or not.
"I want that! That Probe GT!"
"I want all the clothes from the Angel series!"
"A huge amount of snacks, ten years of top-notch food supply!"
"I want the whole set..."
He Ming was extravagant, and he finally understood why the Dark Demon said that the Black Soul Coins were so valuable. He spent lavishly until in the end, he even hired workers to build an underground palace for him, using only one-fifth of his money.
So in the end, the fox family specially moved a recliner for the greatest He Ming to sit down. A group of people were busy serving him, except for PaPa who thought about touching and just touched. He Ming loved touching the vixen the most, it was so cool.
Mother Fox played with her dark giant soul coins, satisfying He Ming's requirements. The handsome guy was extremely excited, looking into the distance, and the era of sudden wealth had arrived!
In the end, everything had to be paid by He Ming, who needed to pay one Dark Soul Coin. He didn't mind, since he still had five more Dark Titan Soul Coins left.
He Ming also took the opportunity to find some goods from the dead world that could be used, preferably something that could bring back a lot of "meat" to the ground. He was lucky enough to find a large backpack and a climbing tool that could be installed on his hands and feet.
So He Ming found a way to take the meat back, and after explaining, they knew that eating too much "meat" had no effect, and the fox family didn't insist either.
On the distant grassland, a train flew by quickly, and He Ming was shocked to stand up from his recliner, dragging several babies down from his legs. Amidst the cheers of the fox family, He Ming deeply felt the terror of the dead world's technology, as the train flew over half a meter above the ground, its speed indescribable. Moreover, the technology of the second spiritual realm was far inferior to that of the dead world.
"Over here! Over here, gentlemen!"
The train stopped, and first a man got off. His face was elegant and calm, wearing a high-end suit from head to toe, perfect without any flaws, filled with a noble temperament.
He walked directly towards the fox family and said: "Please pay one Dark Giant Demon Soul Coin first."
He Ming threw over a dark demon soul gold coin, he took it and looked at it, immediately revealing a smile. "Your account is officially established, you will be a noble customer. All your transactions are fully settled."
Right after that, a large group of construction workers and delivery personnel came out, the fox family rushed up frantically, the construction workers quickly built a luxurious underground palace in the cave, with mechanical life guarding it, the speed was unimaginable, just like magic.
At the same time, a large amount of goods arrived instantly, and He Ming looked at his watch, which had only been over ten minutes. When he arrived in the underground world, time almost slowed down by a factor of ten. Despite this, it was unbelievable that more than 100 minutes could be settled with so many goods.
Tens of thousands of high-end garments, thousands of various high-end furniture, hundreds of luxurious beds, everything is so luxurious that it would cost hundreds of millions of dollars to consume in the world of the living.
"Hey, I'm leaving now, thanks for your hospitality."
At the moment when the fox family went crazy, He Ming tied up his own "meat", tried its weight, and it was still bearable. After all, carrying it on his back relied on his whole body's strength. Having eaten the Buddha's True Body with an additional 2000 attributes except for Exorcism, equivalent to 20,000 kilograms of power, he was originally very strong, not to mention now.
"You're leaving? Why! The house is almost built. Our whole family, including me, will accompany you today! Do whatever you want." Da Shuai Ge said seriously.
He Ming looked at him and changed into a top-notch outfit, looking even more handsome. At the same time, a stunning mother fox in a top-notch female outfit appeared beside him, laughing: "Please, I don't play with men. And I have a wife too. Although I'm a bit of a ladies' man, I'm still a good person. Haha. Come here, Little Yan."
He Ming smiled and beckoned to the little fox girl, who immediately threw herself into his arms, saying "Don't go, today I and my sisters will all marry you!" He Ming chuckled again, pulled out a Dark Giant Demon Soul Gold Coin and stuffed it into her hand. Little Yan was both shocked and delighted, and suddenly burst into tears.
Then he waved goodbye to everyone again, turned around and shrugged his shoulders: "Wish you happiness and enjoy life, maybe if you go online more often you'll know who I am! Goodbye handsome guys and beauties." He Ming didn't take a photo, perhaps the photos taken in the living world would automatically burn away, this was an unallowable rule between the two worlds.
Although the fox family tried to persuade him to stay, He Ming still carried a heavy load of several tens of thousands of kilograms and left with a large package on his back. Liu Huo and others were waiting for him, and at this time, He Ming finally had the mood to pray for them, at least Liu Huo was a red light, and he could hold on for a while!