Chapter 113: The Crazy He Ming

  Liu Xue ate the party thrown by Murong Da Wang and drank the +30 physique dead man's wine, so her body is super good, and she has become even more beautiful and sexy compared to before. He Ming waited until they came to a restroom, immediately went in, took out the youth powder and let Liu Xue sniff it, saying it was a necessary trick to use before using the youth water, looking at her becoming only around 20 years old, extremely young, and even showing a pure color. Then he took out the Big Snake brand youth water, saying: "Sister, go ahead and apply it, I'll wait for you outside."

  Liu Xue nodded excitedly, and He Ming didn't dare to stay any longer, so he quickly walked out. After waiting for a few minutes, Liu Xue came out refreshed and handed the bottle back to Master Kang, and they returned to the room together.

  Situ Haoran immediately pounced on his wife as soon as he saw her, biting and kissing her. Liu Xuejiao couldn't stop laughing. The students around them were all young boys and girls, and seeing a beautiful woman even more youthful and pretty was truly stimulating. Some boys directly covered their lower body with a quilt, looking embarrassed, wanting to look but afraid of losing face.

  He Ming grabbed Cui Haoran's neck and dragged him into the toilet, then let him sniff some powder. He immediately said: "Brother, I shouldn't be sniffing powder! But I like it!"

  "The premise of the rejuvenating water is not to be misunderstood. Remember to keep it confidential, don't spread rumors, the internal guards are not just for show. I've been promoted to colonel, and with one word, I can have you locked up!" He Ming's intimidation had no effect on Si Tu Hao Ran, who then vigorously splashed the rejuvenating water without any regard for its value. He Ming tried his best to stop him from wasting it, this idiot, doesn't cherish something that isn't his own!

  A somewhat younger Xiao Tu Haoran finally remembered his old mother, and forcibly carried the old lady from her bed over to He Ming's face, take a look!

  He Ming could only shrug his shoulders, gave the old lady some powder, pretending to apply some rejuvenating cream to restore her youth. The old lady recovered more than 20 years and became a middle-aged woman, looking quite decent. She looked like she had just woken up from a dream, staring at Sutu Hao Ran and suddenly said: "Hao Ran? Where am I? A very luxurious... toilet?"

  "Has mom recovered?" Steward Hao Ran was stunned for a moment, then immediately said: "Mom, we're going to heaven!"

  He Ming kicked him in the butt and explained, the old lady was stunned for a long time, repeatedly sizing up He Ming, until someone outside the toilet shouted: "Hurry up, don't sit on the toilet looking at things!"

  She had to go out first, in the corridor, the old lady suddenly grasped He Ming's hand tightly and said with great gratitude: "Thank you so much! You are a good person! Thank you so much! Haoran, kneel down and kowtow to your benefactor!"

  He Ming said don't kneel, don't kneel, but Situ Haoran immediately kowtowed. He Ming also knelt down and stared at him in a low voice: "Aren't you cursing me?! You're older than me and still kowtowing to me?!"

  "Brother, it's not that I want to kowtow to you. Seeing your tall and powerful appearance, with an aura of majesty without even being angry, my legs softened by themselves!"

  "Scare your brother!" He Ming glared fiercely at Sito Ho-yin's lower body, scaring him so much that he immediately jumped up! Then sent the old lady back to her room, comforted her for a while, and let her continue resting.

  He looked much younger, like twenty-year-old Si Tu Hao Ran returned to the room with a proud smile, and even told Liu Xue about it, saying that after using the Youth Water, his mother's senile dementia was cured. Liu Xue was overjoyed, even more so than when she had just received the large diamond, and thanked He Ming repeatedly.

  He Ming poked his nose, and Shi Tu Hao Ran was lucky to have a good wife who is a virtuous wife and a good mother!

  However, after these things happened, the young people in the room were dissatisfied and shouted that they also wanted benefits.

  They are all their own relatives, such as cousins and siblings, absolutely closer in blood ties than He Xiaoqian's family.

  He Ming distributed all the high-end jewelry in his backpack, and everyone got rich. Each one was extremely happy, and some greedy young men and women fell in love with the RMB in He Ming's backpack.

  Young relatives over seventy people, dividing the money is not ideal. He Ming shouted: "I still have use for the money. How about this, I'll transfer one million to everyone's bank card! Get the account numbers up here!"

  "Five million! He Longhao has already given five hundred million! We want one tenth of that!"

  Someone shouted out one million, thinking He Ming would still haggle over the price. Unexpectedly, he agreed with a single word. He Ming's expression was painful on the outside, but secretly laughing on the inside: "I'm going to give each of you one million and change your family's appearance? I didn't expect your appetite to be so small!"

  He Ming's relatives were extremely poor, with half of them not having a bank card. However, this was not a problem as the Huaxia Bank in this world was very advanced and developed. Phone transfers and online transfers were very fast, which is why He Ming had received the huge sum of money just minutes after it was transferred.

  So there is a virtual account, which can be set up with an account password directly through the internet, and then it can be made into a bank card at a bank, or cash can be withdrawn by filling out a form, or online transactions can be conducted. It has all the functions of a normal bank card. So half of my relatives got 500,000 yuan through this virtual account, even the youngest nephews who were only seven years old, younger than the youngest nephew on New Year's Day, instantly became rich people with 500,000 yuan.

  But He Ming knew that this money couldn't be kept, a family with an annual income of over 100,000 yuan, not even the net income, how could they let their child take 500,000 yuan to spend randomly?

  He didn't bother to deal with the aftermath, he took a look at his bank balance, which was 74 times 5 million, totaling 370 million. The account balance was 3.095 billion, so it was actually 3.136 billion, not less but more, because the 78 million from the auction of Qing Chun Shui had already been credited, indicating that customers had used it and were very satisfied.

  He Ming was also very satisfied with this point of being an officer, which is great for sending goods and getting online quickly.

  After dividing the money, everyone was very happy. He Ming also gave 20,000 yuan to each of his younger siblings and nieces and nephews who were not good at saving money, spending over 200,000 yuan. He said: "Hide this money for yourself, don't tell anyone, or you'll ruin my reputation!"

  "Uncle won't do it!"

  Everyone cheered and returned to their beds, then immediately opened their laptops and went online. He Ming looked at the time 10:39, almost eleven o'clock, his time was precious and he had to leave, but second sister He Fang put away two large diamonds, drank a glass of orange juice brought by the maid, pulled He Ming onto the bed, and skillfully opened her laptop to go online.

  He Xiaoqian, He Longhao and his sister-in-law girlfriend also got on the bed, eating snacks and opening the computer. Situ Haoran was on one side of the quilt at the head of the bed, hugging his wife openly under the quilt with his hands moving around, but his eyes were fixed on the computer screen.

  The largest desktop computer originally belonged to He Fang, symbolizing her status as the eldest sister, but now it has been given to He Ming.

  He Ming didn't understand, opened the computer and asked: "What do you want to do? Why don't you dance?" More than 70 people were stuck in this room, all using more than 70 laptops to surf the internet, and each person had a small stool for their mouse. Fortunately, the room was large enough, so it didn't feel too stuffy.

  Second sister He Fang mysteriously smiled at He Ming: "Dear, you'll know soon!"

  Everyone was secretly laughing, He Ming had no choice but to go online and take a look at the new Qingchun Shui auction, which still had more than four hours left before it ended. This time, the set time was relatively long, yet there were already 420 million sky-high prices, countless comments were extremely shocked, many people predicted that the news would spread, and some big sharks began to compete.

  Always topping the homepage, our Taobao has been crazily advertising, with a turnover of 780 million! How many people are envious, jealous and resentful!

  What a bright and hilarious advertisement, and there are also five beautiful women's advertisements that are very popular. Video websites can't stop laughing.

  He Ming also found the before-and-after photos of the first auctioneer, a woman in her thirties, who did not show her face but revealed her arms and legs, which were very beautiful. Although she was well-maintained before use, she didn't look too delicate, but after use, without makeup, she looked like a young girl. Suddenly, this woman also became popular, with another nickname: 780 million yuan Big Sister! Queen of Beautiful Legs!! Seeking patronage!!

  At this time, He Xiaoqian leaned over and clicked on an icon, immediately entering a game website.

  The screen is exquisite, the production is grand, and it's clear at a glance that it's a game from Namco Bandai Games, a world-renowned game manufacturer, which has created countless classics with its massive national strength.

  He Xiaoqian started typing in the username and password, and after clicking login, she smiled and said: "Brother, this is your diamond-level account. This is the hottest online game of the year, Silent Underground Castle, using the DND system, it's very exciting. Today is the joint issue of Huaxia Flower Flag European Economic Community... The spokesperson for the Huaxia region is abdominal muscle brother, haha, that is, brother. Tonight at 10:45, the server will open."

  "Woohoo! Long live the abdominal muscle brother! Woohoo! Everyone shouted in unison, counting down a few minutes and seconds."

  "Really?"

  He Ming looked at the picture on the website's homepage, which was exactly the terrifying scene of him brutally killing a one-eyed giant snake. He immediately turned his head to look at his second sister He Fang, who spread out her hands and shrugged, saying: "Xiao Ming, I helped you get endorsement deals, increased your fame, isn't that great? And also gave several diamond-level accounts, and a hundred gold accounts to benefit everyone."

  He Longhao stared at the laptop screen and shouted: "No mistake, for our great legendary figure of the old He family, abdominal muscle brother applauds! Without abdominal muscle brother, there would be no diamond number!"

  "No abs brother, no Diamond Number!" Everyone sang and applauded, including several little nephews and nieces, but their eyes were fixed on the computer.

  He Ming couldn't help but answer the phone, and it was Guo Bang on the other end, shouting "Silent Underground City is about to go live, let's get online and have a crazy celebration!"

  He Ming wanted to go find him again, asked clearly about his position, and said: "I'm the spokesperson for the underground city? And there's a diamond number you know."

  "Of course I know, as long as you're online! Alright, see you in game!"

  Kuo Pang hung up the phone, and He Ming saw that the time was approaching one minute left to count down. The crowd shouted again: 59, 58...

  He Ming couldn't help but laugh bitterly, must you be so passionate? As soon as the time was up, everyone frantically logged in, and immediately someone shouted: "X, I've got a spot! How many people are there?! I'm a gold account!"

  He Ming stepped in lightly, and a few people slowly walked out from behind the dilapidated building, silently creating new characters.

  He Ming immediately chose a knight, joking that his game name was tied to "Hey, abdominal brother", of course, he had to choose the righteous knight as an example.

  He Ming directly chose the knight to go in and shake the attribute, shook it once and got 54 points, including strength 10 points, physique 10 points, and was immediately seen by He Xiaoqian, who let out a sharp cry.

  He Ming hastily turned around and asked: "What's wrong, little sister?"

  "Brother, you shook out 54 points of attributes?" He Xiaoqian couldn't believe her eyes. The others heard this and immediately rushed over to take a look. He Fang was stunned, saying: "What? A total of sixty points of attributes, and you little brat shook out 54 points?! Others are only around thirty to forty points, and I spent an hour in the test server and only got 43 points at best! Hey hey hey, what do you want to do? Stupid don't!"

  He Ming rubbed his nose, clicked to re-roll the attribute, He Longhao let out a miserable cry and said: "My heart is broken, 54 points, Knight No. with all 10 points in strength physique... what the heck, 53 points?! Is this okay?!"

  The people in the room were about to go crazy, Sutu Haoran knelt on the bed, fiercely kissed He Ming's hand holding the mouse, excitedly said: "God of luck, magical hand! This is Big Brother's magic! Big Brother really deserves to be Big Brother!"

  He Ming pushed Si Tu Hao Ran, causing him to fall onto his own wife Liu Xu's body under the bed. Then, amidst everyone's desperate gaze, he rolled again and got 55 points. Before anyone could scream, He Ming rolled again and got 49 points, continuing with 57 points.

  This time everyone rushed over to stop He Ming from canceling, He Ming's hands and feet were pressed down by He Xiaoqian and second sister He Fang. He used his face to feel the changes in Second Sister He Fang's physique, which had become stronger and her chest fuller, and he smiled lewdly: "Xiao Hao, shake it."

  He Longhao's eyes lit up, full of confidence, and he also thought that He Ming's account had a problem. His luck was always extremely good. As a result, he shook it again, 21 points, continue, 22 points... Everyone was stunned, what's going on? Second sister He Fang tried, tragic, 18 points, almost the lowest, an average of three points per attribute, super waste.

  He Xiaoqian, Situ Haoran, and some younger girls also tried, but none of them exceeded 35 points.

  He Ming shook his finger happily and said: "NONONO, you are too weak."

  He Ming shook again, 52 points, continued to shake, more than ten times later, He Ming shook to 59 points, only one point short of intelligence, everyone was stunned and disbelieving!

  This time, He Ming clicked confirm, everyone let out a sigh of relief, washing away 59 points, many people are going crazy? Can't sleep? He Ming started shaking his special move. The crowd looked at him with super-memorable eyes, ignoring their own numbers. They felt that another miracle was about to appear, no, a divine sign!

  As expected, He Ming shook out five special abilities. The best one left everyone speechless. He Fang logged in and immediately chose the Thief class. She shook her attributes and got 23 points. She then pulled over He Ming to let him try.

  He Ming moved the mouse, lightly clicked 60 points. He Fang directly grabbed He Ming's hand and solemnly said: "Don't move anymore. If you move again, sister will cry loudly... Hahaha! He Ming shook his head five times in a row, He Fang almost laughed to death!

  The others in the room shouted in unison:

  "Brother! Brother! You're too awesome! Come to mine! Brother!"

  "Uncle, give me a swing! Uncle uncle. Woooowww!"

  He Ming smiled and first gave a few little nieces who were about to cry the attribute, it was really funny, originally adding 22 dark giant demon soul gold coins in the wallet turned out to be so strong! Hahaha!