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Chapter 110: Family Carnival

  Chapter 110: Family Carnival

  He Ming eats and drinks with a big mouth, his super strong body also brings him super strong enjoyment, he can greatly enjoy delicious food, or have sex with countless beautiful women and still be full of energy. However, He Ming slightly loves to eat and play, but in essence, his desires are different from others, including lust, but he is no exception. What he pursues more is acting skills, teasing you to play.

  So He Ming was very much into the act when he went around toasting everyone. One moment he would pretend to be a filial grandson, giving tens of thousands of renminbi as hongbao (red envelopes) for the elders' birthdays, because some of these elders he had either never met before or hadn't seen in years and had long forgotten about. The only connection between them was that they shared the same ancestral bloodline.

  When he sees young people, he pretends to be a big brother, speaking with a heavy heart. Because He Ming's generation is also considered relatively good, he has made a lot of money, and his family is used to promoting his generation by one level, becoming an uncle-level, so when he sees people under 40 years old, they are all big brothers, and uncles are on the same level.

  "Right, right, right, Grandpa is correct...... Give Grandpa your lucky money, 30,000 RMB, if there's anything, tell your grandson..."

  "Am I right, nephew? You must study hard and strive for excellence every day. Be a good person, do good deeds, and learn from Lei Feng!"

  He Ming was toasting everywhere, getting more and more into it. Only now did he realize how big his family was - over 700 people had come. If you added in his father's friends, that was over a hundred people; his mother's friends were over fifty; his two sisters' friends were over a hundred... No wonder they'd set out over a hundred tables.

  Such a banquet has been laid out from the first day of the Lunar New Year to now, and it will continue until all the guests have left, showing off the He family's enthusiasm and generosity. On average, they spend around 15 million yuan every day, but now He Ming suddenly gave his parents and elder sister each 1 billion yuan, and second sister 1.5 billion yuan, is this money still lacking?

  More importantly, He's parents couldn't accept the sudden wealth and used lavish banquets to vent their inner joy and some unease. He Ming didn't know what he had done, suddenly got promoted and was guarded by the internal security forces, they weren't fools, they must have known that He Ming had done something earth-shattering.

  A family who completely changed their fate, now does whatever they want.

  Treat to a meal, then give red envelopes, then party, then buy a car...

  When He Ming was crazily killing monsters in hell, his family was also in a state of frenzy.

  But he doesn't care about some places, never thinks, he directly enters such an atmosphere, just like a guest who has eaten for seven days and still wants to come naturally, drinking is no problem, eating meat is fine, giving Lolita a kiss, rewarding Xiaotai with an Apple phone.

  He burst out laughing, feigning innocence, pretending to be close, hooking his arms around the shoulders of some uncles he had never met before, drinking a bottle of beer, and then waiting for these uncles to call him "brother", raising his seniority. He Ming walked away with a big laugh, leaving behind a group of wounded uncles.

  Old He's family of over 700 relatives, including those who are still breastfeeding, all came. He Ming roughly understood that the highest income was a rural teacher with an annual income of 700,000 yuan, no wonder he was crazy about throwing money and everyone was so happy.

  He Ming didn't know how much wine he drank, how many dishes he ate, or how many Lolita boys he flirted with. Zhou Qingyun and Liu Xiaolian's younger sister had both been there, so it was a formal appearance, showing off her identity. From the seating arrangement, it could be seen that Zhou Qingyun was definitely the first lady, Liu Xiaolian the second lady, and the younger sister was considered the third wife. Although monogamy is practiced, due to the encouragement of childbirth, wealthy men having multiple wives is quite common, which has also led to an obsession with sex function.

  That's why Chen Teng and several other young masters would rather spend 600 million to succeed, they know that spending 6 billion is also worth it, He Ming will not pay a sky-high price, 600 million per person is very satisfying.

  Thinking of Chen Teng and other rich young masters, He Ming remembered to inform Xue Hu before going home to let him inform Chen Teng and others as well as Lin Jiusong that they would be practicing at Malan Mountain tonight. They must be rushing over now, wondering how many more rich young masters he will introduce himself to, and whether he will make another fortune?

  Thinking of Chen Teng, He Ming gave Ying Qun a call to inform her that the good stuff for restoring life had been obtained. It was at his old home in Ma Lan Shan, and asked if she wanted to come over or wait for him to go over himself.

  Ying Qun immediately agreed to rush over overnight to pay his respects to He Ming's parents, and also said that his own parents would come along to enjoy the treasures.

  He Ming remembered that there were many Qingchun powder, enough to agree, and continued to call Xue Hu, and said that the good things would be two billion each. He Ming had a mind to kill one knife, and Xue Hu said fiercely that he would come soon, already on the road, the price was good to negotiate, brothers.

  "Brother, brother, killing you with one knife is a good brother." He Ming hung up the phone with a sly smile. Just after saying "brother, kill you with one knife", he saw Guo Bang, wearing a famous brand, walking over with a slightly red face from drinking, and patted He Ming's shoulder, laughing: "Old Ming, come on, let's keep drinking."

  "Alright, brothers are good, let's have a drink. If the feelings are deep, blow one bottle; if the feelings are shallow, drink one cup... no feelings go home." He Ming continued to drink another bottle of wine, then remembered something and returned to that table. Seeing this table still had Zhou Qingyun sisters, Liu Xiaolian sisters eating dishes or playing with mobile phones taking pictures.

  He Ming was thinking hastily in his mind, Murong's big king ten people party, I, my family, five people, Zhou's sisters, cousin, Liu Xiaolian, and who else? Xiao He Xiao Ye? As he thought about things, He Ming inadvertently saw Liu Xue walking over, she quickly became friends with Zhou Xuewei and others. After all, the age difference is not big, the older sister's personality is relatively cold, the second sister is too crazy to talk, so only Zhou Xuewei, Zhou Qingyun, Liu Xiaolian and others can talk.

  Heaven's will, He Ming thought, let's eat first. So he went to the kitchen amidst Zhou Qingyun asking her husband what he was doing again and telling him to sit down. More than 30 chefs were invited over, five of whom were top-level chefs who were exclusively for the He family due to their high security with three shifts of guards, so there were a lot of people eating, hence the need for five chefs.

  There are still ten servants, three drivers and a butler. Just met them briefly earlier. Five of the servants are Southeast Asians who were specially invited over.

  How could the great chefs not recognize the famous abdominal brother? He Ming conveniently took a cooking platform, used a cooking container to cook Murong Dawa, and directly crushed Murong Dawa's knee essence into powder with brute force, pouring it in.

  The chefs nearby, smoking high-end cigarettes, did not come forward to disturb him. Earlier, He Ming had given them a few packs of cigarettes and asked them not to disturb him, as he wanted to make a dish with love for his wife. The chefs were moved, but if they knew that He Ming was just cooking the brain of a zombie king for a party, they would be disgusted to the extreme.

  That's the role of acting, to some extent, He Ming will never believe in deceiving magic, and would rather fight to the death, because he understands that it is as unreliable as his own lies.

  Mr. Deceiver didn't understand this truth and thought he could still have a good talk with He Ming, but in the end, it all went into He Ming's belly.

  "Here it comes, here it comes." He Ming ran over with a container, and the temporarily summoned parents, sisters, Zhou family sisters, cousins, Liu Xiaoliang, and Liu Xiu were all full of curiosity.

  He Fang directly opened the container and took a look, immediately furrowing her brow, "What did you do? The smell is weird? The color is also very green."

  Everyone was curious and came to take a look, feeling that the appearance was really poor, but among those present, only Erjie He Fang dared to speak bluntly. The others all had the idea of definitely wanting to eat it, although it looked difficult, but He Ming's prestige was too great. In the hearts of these people, he was simply a living god. The ghosts and monsters in the post, He Dad saw them for the first time and his scalp felt numb. Is this really my son?

  He's mother saw him rush into He's father's arms, his elder sister saw him and shrieked in surprise, his second sister saw him with excitement and fear.

  "Absolutely good stuff." He Ming picked it up with chopsticks, cut it into ten pieces, and distributed them one by one. Even the soup was divided very fairly: "Eat it all! Good stuff!"

  After finishing, He Ming swallowed the bowl that belonged to him and chewed: "So refreshing, so delicious! Murong brother, I wish you happiness every day, happiness every day."

  Murong Ge? He Da shrugged his shoulders, he is the second man on this table who must show off his masculine aura, learned from He Ming's one mouthful, and after a few chews, his true face appeared, completely losing He Ming's elegant demeanor: "It's really hard to eat. Eat." As he spoke, his expression changed, saying: "I feel like my body has become stronger. Oh oh oh, it's gotten stronger!" Everyone looked at him, and indeed his muscles had all come out.

  Second sister He Fang immediately pinched her nose and swallowed it, definitely a good thing like the tree of life. After saying that it was hard to eat, she snapped her fingers, touched her chest, and said: "Huh, my breasts got bigger! The skin became firm and extremely smooth! It's more effective for women!"

  He Ming walked by with a sly smile and said, "Let me take a look at you, Second Sister." As he reached out to touch He Fang's chest, he found her waiting for him with a flirtatious expression.

  He Ming's shamelessness in front of Liu Huo and the others finally began to lose its effect, he smiled awkwardly a few times and sat back down. Under He Fang's provocation, they all finished eating the bowl of good stuff and discovered an extraordinary change!

  "Come on, come on, let's have another cup of better wine!" He Ming took out that bottle of famous wine from the dead world from his backpack, which he had been carrying all along, including when he was toasting. Just now, many people asked He Ming why he was still carrying a backpack.

  He Ming immediately put on a struggling appearance and said, "I carry a heavy backpack to warn myself not to be complacent. Life, only by carrying a heavy load can one travel far! Tian Xing Jian, Junzi Zi Qiang Bu Xi!"

  The result was widely praised, but some people secretly despised it. Can't bear to part with the property, just say so directly.

  He Ming first poured a small cup of wine for He Dad, all were small cups, this way could pour up to twenty-three more, all could trigger the physique +30 divine effect, completely changing a waste person's physique.

  Why did Ming wear glasses, just now except for Zhou Qingyun, Liu Xiaolian and Liu Xue, the three of them were green lights, the others were white lights. After eating the party provided by Murong Dawang, they all upgraded to green light, their physique changed dramatically!

  He Dabao was a connoisseur of good wine, and as soon as he smelled it, he knew it was an excellent vintage. He picked up the cup and took a sip, and when he came to his senses, He Ming had already poured wine for Zhou Xuewei in the fourth position. In He Ming's eyes, He Dabao was already drunk, and he kept shouting: "Son, have another cup!"

  He said and changed into his usual large cup. He Ming took a look and was speechless, poured a cup for his old father, and half of the wine was gone.

  He Mingdao: "Dad, look at your muscles. This is divine wine. No, no, it's extremely precious!"

  He Dad looked at his muscles and found that they had become exceptionally strong, his clothes were also much tighter. He only understood that it was a super treasure again.

  "Well done, son!" Everyone drank the wine and felt extremely wonderful, becoming much stronger. Fortunately, the girls didn't develop muscles, but instead became even more beautiful and slender, yet their bodies were already very strong and powerful.

  My second sister unexpectedly did a few flips, more agile than Lara in Tomb Raider, and I couldn't help but laugh out loud.

  He Ming's three unmarried wives also looked at their own changes with joy, Liu Xiaoluan directly went to find Liu Xiaohe and Liu Xiaoye who were mixed with young men and women, then they also drank a cup, immediately changing from white light to green light.

  He also gave Zhou Qingyun another cup, specially set aside, to take back and give to Mrs. Zhou. He Ming thought for a moment, good things can't be kept hidden, so he gave another cup, letting her take it back to Chai Ting, this devilish figure of a secretary. He Ming had no lust for her, even felt sympathetic and respectful, but most importantly, wouldn't she make an awesome secretary when walking out with him?

  Long legs, plump buttocks, face and chest are all top-notch, soft and gentle voice says "Hello boss". How many men would be willing to lay down their arms in respect!

  Willow catkins found Cui Haoran, He Xiaoqian simply brought a whole family, and in one go, 17 cups were gone. He Ming quickly treasured them away, repeatedly pushing open the door to even more wine-loving people like Cui Haoran. This guy drank a cup and directly turned into blue light, and there was also He Xiaoqian's dad, who directly ascended as blue light - truly two amazing people.

  The family's affairs have not ended yet. At ten o'clock, the banquet gradually dispersed, but this means that nightlife has just begun. He Ming went to find his second sister He Fang and heard that she was dancing in the underground parking lot.

  Is the underground parking lot dancing? He Ming arrived at the parking lot only to find that it had turned into a song and dance stage, where the main characters were dressed as losers, colorful monsters holding brand new guitars, playing and shouting like an idiot: "You hurt me! You smiled and passed by! Your love is greedy, my love is weak."

  He Ming speechless, Ma De a hanging silk singing conquest, a hanging silk singing incomprehensible English songs, I guess he won't sing English songs, in order to pretend to be X, directly sang chaotically, and deeply indulged in self-admiration.

  "Brother-in-law, abdominal muscle brother! Love you love you love you!" He Ming's arrival caused a group of boys and girls to surround him, including his own siblings, cousins, children of his parents' friends, or even direct friends of his second sister.

  He Ming burst into a crazy dance, blending in with the crowd's life, showing off the space step trained on Mount Tai's strange pine, approaching his second sister He Fang who was wildly celebrating in the middle, her body changed, frantically tumbling and doing extremely difficult movements that triggered screams.

  He Ming dressed up and went out to dance together, pulling along his second sister He Fang.

  "Hey handsome guy, want to dance a face-to-face dance?"

  He Fang upgraded from white light to blue light, his movements became extremely agile, and his strength also became powerful, estimated that he could push over 200 kilograms. Therefore, super strong actions can be completed very smoothly.

  "Looking for you about something." He Ming gave her a look, although he didn't say anything, He Fang immediately understood. After searching around, the only place with no one was the toilet.

  After He Ming entered, the door was locked. He Fang seemed to smile but not quite, with a flirtatious gaze and a slender finger circling around He Ming's chest, "You finally couldn't bear it? Kiss?"

  "Get lost! Find yourself a boyfriend, you won't be so hungry then!" He Ming directly pushed away He Fang who was leaning in close and handed her a piece of sausage: "Eat it."

  As he spoke, he took out a small, sparkling red fragment from that little bottle.

  "Meat strips? I've eaten a lot of meat today." He Fang stared at the meat strips for a long time before giggling, just as she was about to say something, He Ming directly stuffed the meat strips into her mouth.

  He Fangshun swallowed the meat strip, but didn't swallow it down, with a seductive expression.

  He Ming shrugged and directly took out a large diamond, "Eat the meat strip, and this fragment is yours!"

  He Fang widened her beautiful eyes, directly swallowed the meat strip, and reached out to take the big diamond, saying in a daze: "Lord, praise you! Give me such a big diamond."

  He Ming handed her the diamond and took out a large tea cup to catch the tap water, while letting He Fang eat the red fragments.

  "Ah, you've gotten stronger again! No wonder you're so strong, eating good food every day! What's this? Pouring water?" He Fang was enjoying the feeling of getting stronger again. In He Ming's glasses, she appeared blue and radiant, with her light constantly increasing!

  He Fang quickly understood why He Ming was holding a large teacup, grinning at her. She let out an "oh" and a mouthful of white air burst from her nose and mouth as she shrieked: "Quickly, give me water! I'm on fire!" As she spoke, she snatched the cup of natural water and drank it all in one gulp!

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