Chapter 94: Ox Lung
At ten o'clock on this sunless morning, Yang Feier's four-person wife saw the black air dissipate. He Ming was like a dog with one eye pressed against the black air, anxiously searching for something. Knowing that the danger had passed, although curious about He Ming's behavior, she was still afraid of the black air and decided to finish applying her skincare products first before taking another look. The sky is vast, but not as great as a woman's beauty.
Yingqun was concerned about her fiancé, helped him onto the sofa, poured a glass of water and slowly fed it to him, softly comforting him.
He Ming directly grasped towards the direction of the light, and suddenly, there was a golden light. I super love this strange thing! Especially the rich and strange one, immediately grabbed the golden light and started scanning it in his hand.
This is a weird thing, both the color and taste are very peculiar, like a lump of dry, yellowish-green stuff with a smelly yet refreshing flavor.
He Ming turned this thing, about the size of a football, over and over again, feeling like it was similar to dried lung cake he had seen as a child. No, more like the color of cow dung that had been digested poorly and then dried out. And the smell was also quite similar.
But as soon as the news came out, He Ming immediately turned his back on Ying Qun and Gao Chen, and started devouring this piece of "dried cow dung".
Congratulations on discovering an inconceivable item, a damaged lung of the Labyrinthine Divine Cow, worth 300.
This is a lung of a powerful life form, incomplete because it has become withered from being too long and was once hidden inside the body by a female evil creature wanting to slowly absorb and digest, thus infecting it with yin energy, reducing some of its effects.
Eating one-fifth of this dried cow lung will strengthen your lung function and improve your respiratory system. You will gain +60 Constitution, +40 Strength, and +30 Agility attribute bonuses, which are especially effective for the elderly, guaranteed to restore more than 10 years of life.
From now on, the cows will like you more because you have the scent of their sacred cow on you.
He Ming ate more than a fifth, proudly reaching for the second strongest red light. On one side, there were seven or eight red lights, and apart from that, not even a single blue or green light was left.
Monsters are all super collectors, no extreme ones will be collected!
He Ming was overjoyed and took all the red lights into his hands. He took a look and found that there were eight red light items in total. With limited time, he began to scan them all.
The first red light, the essence of the dark dragon, a pair of fist-sized kidneys. The entire body is black and fleshy, with an indescribable magical aura. It requires a kidney transplant to be implanted in a human, after which the person's constitution +80, strength +40, agility +20. Their vitality will be dozens of times that of ordinary people, extremely lustful, able to ejaculate hundreds of times a day normally. If only one is transplanted separately, all attributes are reduced to one-third, and function is greatly weakened, so both must be transplanted together.
The second red light is a string of 15 glass beads, each with a blurry face on it. These are the remnants of the Dark Dragon's possession of the handsome man after satisfying his desires. When they see that the handsome man's body is no longer usable and unable to satisfy their desires, they will leave him and snatch away his soul.
There is a certain probability of forming such pearls, for example, some strong-willed handsome guys, with very strong despair and pain energy. It is filled with life energy and indomitable spirit, the dark dragon can only be placed in the body to slowly digest. Ordinary people can recover their lives and increase their vitality by eating one grain, especially effective for the elderly and children.
After seeing the two red lights, He Ming, who was extremely excited, secretly looked around and saw that Ying Qun was still gently stroking Gao Chen's chest, saying something, and no one noticed him.
He Ming smiled slyly, wrapping the kidney in a piece of cloth. It didn't require any special treatment to keep it fresh for up to a month. As long as he performed some disinfection procedures before transplanting, it could be transplanted into anyone without considering other issues, and it would definitely be very suitable for the human body. So it was definitely worth a sky-high price.
15 glass beads are good stuff, He Ming directly ate one to feel it, whatever can be eaten he definitely won't let go, kidding, I'm not even satisfied myself, why would I do Lei Feng? Am I stupid?
The third red light was also a life treasure, a fist-sized white flesh object stolen by the dark dragon. After scanning, it was found to be a precious life treasure that could greatly restore vitality if consumed in amounts over 500 grams, almost reaching the state of rejuvenation. He Ming weighed it and estimated that it was about four or five kilograms, definitely over two thousand grams, possibly even 2500 grams or more.
The fourth ray of red light was a pigeon blood ruby, big as a duck egg, with color purity and cutting work all being top-notch, He Ming didn't bother to think about who the Dark Dragon had found to cut it, only knowing that it was his own now.
The fifth red light was a Persian curved knife, with a history of thousands of years, it was the personal weapon of the Dark Dragon, extremely sharp and full of mysterious beauty, and came with an exquisite scabbard, adorned with precious gems that were priceless.
He Ming had downloaded the swordsmanship manual from an ancient well in Nanchong, so he was extremely skilled with the curved knife. With a swing of his arm, its practicality was very high. It's a beautiful and practical weapon. I'll just keep it as my own collection.
The price of this kind of cultural relic is not very high because too many have been unearthed. Even if the appearance of this one is so good, it's estimated that it would be extremely difficult to sell for tens of millions. My own Yongle imperial sword started at 12.5 million and was sold, which was a pity, but I didn't feel like collecting it, so I directly gave it to Hu Bai Sen.
The Sixth Great Red Light is an ancient crown of Siam, a precious artifact.
The seventh ray of red light was another sapphire of delphinium blue, as big as an egg, with a pure color and cutting work that was also first-rate, without any visible flaws to the naked eye.
The eighth red light is a purple sandalwood Buddha statue, with a history of over 300 years, more than one meter high and half a meter wide. The carving work is extremely fine, and the weight is extremely heavy, exceeding several hundred kilograms. Such an ancient and heavy purple sandalwood Buddha statue is absolutely worth a lot of money.
It's hard to imagine how a dark dragon could be hiding in its own body. But thinking about it, with a body of over 50 meters, it's understandable.
He Ming put the duck egg-sized pigeon blood red gemstone and the chicken egg-sized delphinium blue gemstone into his own LV wallet, stuck it on his chest, and was overjoyed. The breath he exhaled became much stronger. While others have "poetry in their belly, elegance comes naturally", he has "gemstones in his chest, arrogance comes naturally".
He Mingchao loves this top-grade gemstone, second only to diamonds and jadeite. Not only can it be appreciated and played with, but it is also a hard currency forever.
However, in this case, He Ming couldn't take it out to play with. Such a gemstone might not even exist globally, and when Ying Qun and four other wives saw it, they would definitely scream and he wouldn't be able to keep it safe.
He Ming picked up the at least 400-kilogram purple sandalwood Buddha statue, looked around, and seeing no other treasures left, walked straight to the sofa. Ying Qun had put on her clothes and was listening to her fiancé Gao Chen recount his terrifying experience.
Gao Chen's voice was very weak and light, only Ying Qun could hear it, but He Ming was a monster, his senses were extremely keen, he had already heard everything in his ear during the scan just now.
Three weeks ago, Gao Chen accidentally entered an ancient temple while inspecting a gemstone mine. He unintentionally knocked over a rotten Buddha statue, releasing a demon that immediately possessed him. The demon then rushed into the tent of a female team member he had been interested in and had a relationship with her, partially against her will and partially voluntarily.
That night, the female team member almost got killed. As soon as it dawned, something even more outrageous happened - the demon-possessed Gao Chen left without saying goodbye. Relying on his good looks and wealth, he completed a thousand kills in the local rural village, breaking over a thousand seals. Good heavens! The demon-possessed Gao Chen wanted every woman, no matter how ugly or fat they were. He used money to buy them, his face to charm them, or simply brute force.
He had been with over a thousand ugly women, only seven or eight of whom were slightly prettier than the others. Throughout the entire process, Gao Chen watched everything unfold before his eyes, as if he was surrounded by darkness, able to see the outside world and feel the warmth of the sun, but unable to move even his little finger.
The demon-possessed Gao Chen finally provoked public outrage locally, ruining the innocence of so many girls, all of whom were goddesses to many young men. So he was hunted down and escaped back to his home country. He was handsome and wealthy, with a powerful family background, first hanging out in the capital, playing with many women, including beautiful virgins who had a crush on him, even female cousins.
People in his family found something was wrong with him and began to be on guard against him, looking for doctors and all sorts of masters.
The devil version of Gao Chen snorted with his nose, and slightly made a big deal out of it, driving some masters crazy, and even someone hung up.
His father was shocked and lost his color, knowing that he had some ghostly things on him, wanting to take violent measures, catch him and lock him up.
The devil couldn't take it and ran away immediately. Then came to Songjiang, and had a great time for a few more days. Being handsome, rich, and having magical powers, everything went smoothly.
Until yesterday, I saw an ad for a Buddha relic from Qun Yang Art Company, and Hei An Yun Long immediately wanted this treasure!
It knew that Gao Chen and Ying Qun were in a close relationship, but it couldn't bear it anymore. At 8 o'clock this morning, on a big bed, enjoying the services of several tender models, watching TV commercials, immediately found out, and even asked what He Ming was doing in Ying Qun's office!
Then, there was no then. He Ming raised his head and looked at him, the dark dragon suddenly panicked, doomsday had arrived!
Gao Chen finished speaking, Ying Qun was speechless.
"Hehe, Morning Brother, that's too awesome! Thousand people killer! Beautiful girl dotes on him, oh oh oh, isn't it cool?"
Ying Qun bit her lower lip, looking at Gao Chen with a complicated gaze, unsure of what to say. Upon hearing He Ming's lewd remarks, she glared at him fiercely and turned around to pat Gao Chen on the back, wailing: "What to do? Quickly call your dad to explain, hurry up and handle it! So many girls have been hurt by you, heavens, what to do? Waaahhh..."
"Hey sister, don't cry, men and women showing charm is a good thing. When the time comes, just say you were possessed by a devil, I don't remember anything, it's not my business. It's great, on a day like today, working non-stop from dawn till dusk."
He Ming said with envy, sitting on the sofa, hugging the purple sandalwood Buddha: "This experience is too wonderful, old heaven, if it weren't for the devil seeing me about to cry, I really want to let them possess me and go around flirting without a sense of responsibility. I'm very satisfied, completing a hundred-man slash is already satisfying."
"Go die, you perverted little brother!" Ying Qun was furious and humiliated, throwing over a sofa cushion with tears in her eyes to hit He Ming.
"Oh no, we just decided to get married on Valentine's Day. What are we going to do now?"
"What's wrong little group?"
Yang Fei'er and the three others finally finished applying their rejuvenating cream, becoming youthful and beautiful. As they walked out, they heard Ying Qun's worried sighs and couldn't help but ask.
Ying Qun also said, He Ming hurriedly added fuel to the fire and talked about Gao Chen's experience of being possessed by a devil after becoming crazy, and ambiguously said: "He just wanted to come find you guys, if it wasn't for me, you would have been fooled by him too. Seeing such a handsome person, do you have a heart that beats fast?"
Four people's wives were shocked and disbelieving, covering their mouths in stunned silence. Yang Feier exclaimed: "How is this possible? What do we do now? Has any of the young ladies from Songjiang provoked anything?"
Ying Qun helplessly shrugged and didn't respond. Gao Chen started making phone calls to explain, his emotions became intense, his expression painful, did He Ming pretend to sneak a peek at him? Or was his acting skills higher than his own?
Everyone was silent, and He Ming looked around, only to answer himself: "Song Jiang found many young models. Had a great time in the old hometown of Beijing, and his sisters-in-law were all loving..."
He Ming was about to continue joking, but seeing Ying Qun's cold gaze, he smiled awkwardly and changed the subject by picking up the purple sandalwood Buddha statue: "Look at my explosive equipment, come take a photo, and put it online later. Oh yeah."
Yingqun and Yang Feier didn't have the heart to admire the large purple sandalwood statue, they sat together discussing something. The three of them exchanged a few glances with each other, having nothing to say, it was too absurd.
A beautiful and plump wife handed He Ming his big snake brand rejuvenating water, He Ming took it, looked at it and saw that more than a dozen people's share had been used up, so he suspiciously measured the three wives' handbags, the three wives' faces became unnatural.
"He said: 'You still left some? That's too much! But I'm a generous person so I'll let you off cheaply!'"
Three people's wives let out a sigh of relief, came to hug and congratulate Mei, and thanked He Ming one after another. He Ming pretended to be dazed, which made them giggle, then felt that it was too ridiculous now, so he decided to leave first, didn't know if there would be rumors everywhere or not.
Three people, including his wife, said goodbye and left. He Ming thought to himself that he wasn't suitable for socializing, so he went back online and posted another thread titled: "Brother just killed a monster! Dark Perverted Dragon, loves to play with women!"
In an instant, it exploded in the rivers and lakes. The devil brother's hat was finally worn firmly. Countless abdominal muscle brother fans stared with their mouths open, including a large number of bystander netizens. This guy is too terrifying! Such a huge demon dragon is not even his opponent!
He Ming first burst out with equipment, an amazing purple sandalwood Buddha statue. He is super ruthless and doesn't consider the consequences, continuously bursting Persian curved knives, even taking selfies making a tight-lipped warrior funny expression, triggering a burst of laughter comments.
He Ming only considered whether he was happy or not, and then another post came out with a crown on his head, saying: "Come and kneel to me, all you subjects."
The web is even more popular, and Erjie He Fang, Zhou Qingyun also rushed to hear the news. In this case, He Ming has made a big move again, bursting out with duck egg-sized pigeon blood rubies and chicken egg-sized矢车菊blue sapphires, taking a large number of high-definition photos.
Countless female fans were stunned, and they all spoke out to offer themselves in exchange for the gemstone. The men envied, jealous and hateful, all asked to go kill monsters with He Ming together.
"What's with the snickering? You guys are still speaking hypocritically. 'I understand everyone's intentions, but you all have your own peaceful lives, don't let me disrupt them. You've seen my glorious moments, but not the times I've shed blood and sweat.'"
For female fans who sleep with him for gemstones, He Ming thought of posting "go go go" to those with that kind of appearance still exchanging gemstones? But the post became hypocritically treasuring oneself, not easily selling oneself for material things.
So hypocritical and despicable. Soon, He Ming got his retribution, Zhou Qingyun and the second sister harassed him non-stop, making crazy phone calls.
After negotiation, the pigeon blood ruby immediately became the property of He Fang, the second sister. The lapis lazuli was not mentioned and was given to Zhou Qingyun, the most loved one.
Even the cousin-in-law called to ask for it, He Ming said in a painful tone, "Baby, you're too late, but don't worry, I'll bring high-end jewelry back home for you today, and it's definitely not worse than these two!"
When speaking, He Ming did not believe himself that such a gemstone was basically impossible to buy, just like the imperial green jade.
Liu Xiaolong's three sisters also asked for it. He Ming was really tearless.
Situ Haoran also posted a message, his ID is abdominal muscle brother my brother.
"Brother! Give your little brother one too! Little brother also wants a wife! How can you forget me, forget me, forget about me. Once you have a chick, you forget about me. Forget about our fraternal bond."
He Longhao also spoke up and said: "Right, how can you forget me? Forget me, forget me, forget our life of emotional living!"
He Ming had no choice but to say, "Go back today. Everyone has high-end jewelry. Cartier, Givenchy. Send a text message with the bank account number to me. Pay salary! Is that enough?"
Long live!
Everyone was excited and wanted to see new equipment, but He Ming had no choice but to say that there were none. Of course, he wouldn't reveal the Life Treasure, which would be equivalent to saying, "Hey everyone, I'm the one who made the chairman regain his youth." Moreover, his posts needed to be delayed by a few seconds because they were specially processed by the Network Department, making it impossible for him to post about the Life Treasure.
Liu Dami called and said, "Young man, do you still have any good stuff?"
Thinking of Liu Dami, Liu Dami really called, He Ming sighed and answered the phone: "Have you seen the post?"
"It's still very wonderful. The chairman and I both love watching it. And the chairman's wife is laughing too. Is that guy here?" Liu Dasecretly asked.
He Ming sighed and said: "Two goods, the first one is five grains of pearl, old people and children especially like it. The second one is white jade, 500 grams make old people laugh like young people, one kilogram."
"I'll rush over right away, you're really professional, even when playing online and using a computer, there's goods to be found by yourself!"
Liu Huo excitedly hung up the phone, he knew what it meant, five grains of the treasure that could restore life, one kilogram of the good stuff that could make people return to their youth, two portions, whether it was a big shot or a top-notch scientist, it was infinitely precious.
He Ming knew that Liu Huo would arrive soon, no need to say more, because he had a positioning device specially configured by the internal guard unit on his body. As long as he didn't fall into a deep ditch or run boredly to the bottom of the sea, in this country, it was easier for Liu Huo to find him than to find his shoes!
However, He Ming sneered and said, "A high pavilion is a high magic, I can't lie, but I can embezzle. 14 life pearls turned into 5, 2 kilograms of white matter turned into 1 kilogram. As for the remaining lung of the divine cow, what's this thing? I don't even know if it exists.
When He Ming was feeling pleased with himself, Ying Qun and Yang Fei were in the middle of a heated discussion. Suddenly, Gao Chen spat out a mouthful of blood and fainted onto the sofa. The two women were shocked and lost their color. He Ming rushed over to take a look and saw that Gao Chen's face was pale, his breathing weak. He immediately understood the reason and shrugged his shoulders, saying: "It's because he's been too happy for too long. His body can't take it, and with all this excitement... Cough cough, prepare for the worst."
