Chapter 86: The Great Storm of Abdominal Muscle Brother
He Ming was sipping a cup of Keemun black tea brewed by Zhou Qingyun. To be honest, he wasn't particular about drinking tea and usually just drank a bottle of Kangshifu red tea to taste the water, but Zhou Qingyun was different - with such sudden wealth, how could she not pursue a higher standard of living?
Today, He Ming went to the Cave Heaven and Blessings Ground early in the morning, and then killed ghosts underground in the afternoon. At that busy time, Zhou Qingyun's family was under the protection of the inner guards, with a certain old tiger as their free porter and bodyguard, along with three followers of He Ming, strolling around and buying high-end goods everywhere.
In the past, I could only look at high-end products through glass cabinets, but now I can buy them as soon as I see them.
The economy of the Chinese world is very prosperous, because it has basically taken a capitalist road under socialism. It can be said that on the one hand, it adopted the high organizational power and high concentration of socialism, and on the other hand, it also adopted the high freedom and rule of law democracy of capitalism.
As a result, many pre-war landlords, local tyrants and big capitalists were not affected, so the economy prospered, the rich got richer and richer, forming a large class of wealthy people with huge consumption power.
But the poor are still poor, and the country adopts a policy of enriching the people and strengthening the nation, while the president and other top leaders like to play with hegemony, play with the military, and cannot do without large military expenditures.
So there is only one result, the rich are rich and the poor are poor. Once a poor person becomes rich, crazy shopping is absolute, seeing something and buying it is certain.
He Ming's face revealed a very cheap smile, and the network address he went to was specially processed by the Network Department of the Ministry of Internal Affairs.
It's hard for anyone to find him through his online location, and if you want to find him, you must first engage in a fierce battle with the Network Department of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, but by that time, He Ming has already changed his position.
So, He Ming can post freely. In his own bar, he has a dedicated ID with the name "Hey, abdominal muscle brother", which is actually derived from "Heil Hitler", revealing his arrogance.
He Ming established a post, thinking quickly in his mind. Zhou Qingyun was also smiling and looking at him from the side, knowing that He Ming was going to come up with another bad idea again. Looking at him, Zhou Qingyun felt that He Ming had become even more handsome, basically growing 2 centimeters taller since this morning, from 175 cm to 177 cm. His handsomeness level rose from 95 points to 99 points. The brightness of his eyes increased from 100 points to 120 points.
"My husband is getting better and better, I don't care about the reason." Zhou Qingyun thought to herself as she surfed the internet on her laptop and started posting that "Abdominal Muscle Brother" was going to reveal a shocking secret, and He Ming's fans were numerous, instantly igniting the atmosphere.
He Ming has set up a post called "My Hell Prison", completely true.
How is everyone tonight? I am Uniform Emperor myself, first post a photo to prove it - He Ming posted a photo, instantly triggering a large number of replies. However, the network technology in this world is very advanced, so the original post and replies can be separated, and a large number of replies will not affect He Ming's post, nor will a popular original post suddenly drop to several thousand floors below after posting.
Just now at noon till afternoon, I found an indescribable nightmare hell in an abandoned building, with pictures and truth.
He Ming started posting pictures of ghost faces in mirrors, immediately triggering a large number of screams. Some people thought it was PS, but soon the photos became more and more, accompanied by text: "Look, real ghost face! It's angry! How scary?! I wasn't scared to death or else I wouldn't be able to post!"
After posting the ghost face in the mirror, Zhou Qingyun just screamed, He Ming drank a cup of Keemun black tea, I heard this is top-level black tea, the taste is indeed better than Master Kong's black tea. He Ming took a look at the comments, most expressed fear, real, first time seeing, unbelievable.
But this is just the beginning.
He Ming smiled wickedly and put up a heavyweight photo, which was the moment when that "Crow" was killed. Countless ghost faces, various animals, various lives, some of which were definitely alien creatures, unprecedented and unheard of.
He Ming wasn't afraid because he was too strong, just like you wouldn't be scared of a ghost that would die from blowing air. But for others, the unknown is very frightening, especially this kind of demon and monster, Zhou Qingyun didn't dare to look at it after seeing one picture.
"Remember today, the main event is here! Happy times, scream loudly, remember to turn on the lights in the room, don't look back!"
As soon as He Ming finished posting the prophecy, he immediately posted all the photos of "Crow" being killed. The entire post was surprisingly met with no responses. After a while, the first comment appeared: "I'm suffocating. It's too real."
"Not PS?"
"Oh God! Abs Brother? Devil Brother!"
A large number of photos came out one by one, quiet for a moment, and a large number of replies expressed fear, horror, and terrified responses: "Abdominal Muscle Brother, are you human or ghost?"
"How is it possible? Real ghosts?"
"It's too terrifying, I can't take it anymore!"
"Oh God! Oh Buddha!"
"Fear, reality, really don't know what abs brother did?"
………
He Ming replied to the post, I killed it and saved a baby.
She started posting pictures of the hundred-eyed, tentacled monster babies, and the dense, numerous eyes made her skin crawl. Zhou Qingyun only looked at one picture before she let out a retch and rushed to the bathroom to vomit.
He Ming's phone rang at the same time, and as soon as he answered it, it was his second sister. His second sister screamed on the phone: "How disgusting! What did you do? Where did you go? Ugh... ugh..."
He Ming sneered and said: "Vomit freely, it's good for your physical and mental health."
And typed on the internet: "Awesome, very artistic, right? But you think this is the end, that's nonsense, this is just the beginning."
He Ming posted all the photos of him and the Baizhi Tou Shou Guai infant, including intimate photos of them together, eating food crazily. The most famous one was when they both bit into a Quanjude roasted duck, with the caption: "Quanjude, I and the monster both love to eat."
Quanjude Restaurant definitely has people online, if they're not afraid of customers vomiting in the store, then blow up this photo and put it next to the roast duck, that's just too awesome.
He Ming looked at the post, Zhou Qingyun rushed back and sat directly in his arms, panting: "Husband, what have you done? It's too disgusting! Super disgusting! I'm so uncomfortable from vomiting."
He Ming took out the 7.3-carat pear-shaped diamond from his LV wallet, and Zhou Qingyun's eyes widened as she grabbed it, exclaiming: "What a huge diamond! Oh my god! How many carats is this? 7.3 carats?!"
After asking how much it cost, Zhou Qing said pitifully: "Is this for me, husband?"
"Kiss me and I'll give it to you."
"Next, is the real nightmare journey. Remember this freaky head, you are lucky to see it in your deepest and most terrifying dreams. It's so evil, don't forget to prepare toilet paper, of course I'm not asking you to masturbate, but hope to wipe your pants for you. Because next, you will lose control, lose control of your little brother, he (she) will be scared to cry loudly!"
He Ming was about to send the photo when Zhang Hui, a plainclothes guard with an unusual complexion, walked in holding a black and cumbersome mobile phone: "Chief, there's a call from upstairs." After speaking, she glanced at the computer and her face looked very uncomfortable. He Ming knew that she must have vomited again.
He Ming gave her a bad look, took the phone and heard Liu Dami sighing on the other end: "He Ming, it's time to stop, the storm you've triggered is big enough and has caused a huge impact."
"No! This is my freedom of posting, and there's no room for negotiation. I haven't leaked any secrets, and the secret of that place remains intact."
Liu let out a sigh and said, "Alright, you can continue posting, but remember, you cannot post anything about the transaction I mentioned earlier on the internet. You also cannot search for any information related to the transaction yourself. You are now a big shot, a very sensitive figure, with many countries and unclear spies investigating you. Remember this is a secure phone, if you want to communicate with me use this one, other phones can only say you're coming over, I'll find out what's going on. What I said is final."
"OK. Don't forget to read the post, it's awesome!"
Liu Huodao said: "I'm ready for bed. I've returned to Beijing, Madame has taken the treasure and everything is fine. A bit excited."
"I understand you, today you are more passionate than your son, brave and invincible, shooting to kill the enemy, creating new life."
"......Alright. Goodbye."
He Ming hung up the phone, licked his tongue and typed excitedly on the computer: "Warriors, accept your challenge!"
I posted the photo of the one-eyed giant snake, to be honest, this thing even made He Ming feel too perverted, too disgusting and too evil, completely beyond human endurance. With just one photo, all the voices saying "post more!", "don't post something so disgusting!" and "not disgusting enough, keep posting" disappeared at once.
He Ming knew everyone was scared, so he started posting one by one, along with a small story.
I arrived at the last room, I knew there was a super monster waiting for me, I thought of many processes, but really couldn't think that it's so cool...
It didn't disappoint me, it's very evil and very cool. But I'm a party member, party members are not afraid of the underworld or ghosts...
Fierce battle, fierce battle...... (Actually, He Ming was torturing the monster at that time).
I stepped on its head, 120 degrees looking up at the sky, I'm not a melancholic egg ache, I just want to smoke...
The final bloodbath... (Not a single drop of blood.)
BOSS is dead, death is just the beginning, look at my blood, it hurts so much!
Finally, He Ming also added a finishing move: everyone is not abdominal muscle brother, encountering strange things should escape.
The live broadcast ended, and there was a silence of over ten minutes, followed by an outburst of a large number of speeches.
"I've seen this one-eyed giant snake in my dreams, but it was vague. In the dream, I was like a slaughtered lamb, but in reality, it's Abdominal Brother, the uniform emperor's lamb." A normal young man's response.
"In the deepest dream, the most terrifying one-eyed giant snake, even more terrifying is the uniform brother..." This is the retort of a literary youth.
Two-dimensional young man never disappoints: "Quickly use the nunchucks, oh oh oh, quickly use the nunchucks, oh oh oh...... Listen to Abdominal Brother's words, don't get yourself hurt, stay away from weirdos, life will be better......"
He Ming laughed so hard that tears came out, and he appreciated the comments for over ten minutes. During this time, Zhou Qingyun received a pear-shaped diamond and was afraid of the ghost in the photo, so she ran to her sister Zhou Xuewei's place. Then the two returned together.
Zhou Xuewei's outfit was extremely sexy and charming, wearing a red sweater with a black skirt, and black stockings on her legs, because there was heating in the room so it wasn't cold at all.
"Such a big diamond, why don't you give it to me?"
He Ming looked at the post with an exaggerated smile on his face and said without turning around, "Because you're not my wife. And don't say I'm your wife either. We have a monogamous system now, you know, I don't want to break the law."
Zhou Xuewei nodded angrily, suddenly attacking He Ming's chest, grabbing his wallet. He Ming immediately covered his chest, his strength was no match for Zhou Xuewei's.
It's no use being hard, Zhou Xuewei sobbed: "You're such a cruel person! You only give good things to my sister! I'm going to tell mom not to marry Xiaoyun to you!" After that, she still used her snake-like waist to rub against He Ming's body.
He Ming reluctantly pulled out his wallet, took out the Lingzhu piece, tore it in half and said: "This thing is like the Tree of Life, only this much, but one gram can restore 3 years of a woman's life, youth, etc., making her more beautiful. Here's one and a half grams, you're 24 years old, just right to be 20 years old."
Zhou Xuewei immediately bit down on He Ming's half gram, swallowed it, and frantically licked He Ming's fingers. He Ming pulled back and said: "Why are you licking me?!"
Another 0.5 grams was snatched away by Zhou Qingyun who rushed up with a shout.
He let out a sigh of relief, glanced at his watch and saw that it was almost eight o'clock. He should get going. He looked at the post again and an idea flashed in his mind to end this great show today. This super post, which might not appear once in a hundred years, had already reached 10 million views without a good ending. How could that be?
He Ming took out the Shakyamuni Buddha relic from the pistol case and clearly photographed more than a dozen with an alien high-definition camera, ensuring that everything was captured perfectly.
Zhou family's two sisters just took a glance, and then went back to paying attention to the changes in their appearance. He Ming turned his head to warn his wife: "Wife, don't eat randomly, your sister has become younger and more beautiful, you've eaten the wood of life, if you keep eating, all your pubic hair will grow again!"
"Ugh!" Zhou Qingyun scolded, and went to measure her sister again. The original 100% Zhou Xuewei had become 120%, and was now so beautiful that she didn't seem human.
Zhou Qingyun was extremely envious, Zhou Xuewei looked at herself in the mirror, it was really very very... She also fell in love with herself.
"Go away, don't take my place."
"I'm typing with a smile: 'I want to say goodbye to everyone, although we've never met in person, only knowing each other online. But in my abdominal brother's heart, there will always be all of you. So before saying goodbye, as the saying goes, after darkness comes light, after appreciating the demons and monsters, let me show you one of the greatest gods on this planet - Prince Joda Mo, who at birth pointed to the sky with one hand and to the earth with the other, proclaiming 'Heaven and Earth, I am the only one!'"
"He doesn't reign as a king of authority, but among the poor, he doesn't become that king, yet wants to attain Buddhahood. That's right, he is indeed the Buddha! Sakyamuni the Great!"
"That's right, it's his genuine work!"
He Ming finished typing and posted the photos. Such things, ancient palm-leaf scriptures, indescribably beautiful Sanskrit texts, left everyone amazed. After a few minutes, all major Buddhist forums and websites had reposts of this post, the speed was truly astonishing.
"Some people say, did Abdominal Brother go to hell to kill monsters? Did he get the true relic of Tathagata Buddha?"
"It's too unbelievable, I have nothing to say. Abdominal brother defeated Emperor Tai Mountain Space Brother, he should be called God Emperor."
"Emperor is amazing! And Devil Brother! Forever brother! Invincible brother!"
"I agree with Devil Brother! Top +++++ powder!"
"Alright, I'm leaving. Nothing more to say. The Buddha's true relic is for sale at a high price, starting at $10 billion. Whether it sells or not depends on my mood, after all, I've also fallen in love with this relic."
Zhou Qingyun and Zhou Xuewei were also attracted, looking at the Buddha's true appearance, praising non-stop. Even Zhou Mama came over after hearing the news, she slightly believed in Buddhism, although she couldn't understand Sanskrit, she kept reciting "Amitabha" in her mouth.
"Wife, are you going back to Songjiang with me? I have something to attend to," said He Mingdao. Zhou Qingyun knew he was heading back to Songjiang and had just discussed it with her mother and sister, so she wasn't going back.
He Ming put away the Buddha's relic and returned it to the box. In Zhou Qingyun's reluctant gaze, he went to Chai Ting's room again and was very satisfied with the luxurious room. The little kid was chewing on beef jerky and playing games in front of the big TV. Next to him, four small dogs and three small cats were rolling around on a pile of beef jerky, their bellies full.
He Ming rubbed the little kid's face, and he became more intimate with He Ming, rarely calling out "Uncle".
"Alright, here's your lucky money. 10,000 yuan and 10,000 dollars." He Ming pulled out the cash, and the little kid saw so much money, including a stack of unfamiliar US dollars, his eyes widened in surprise, and he immediately grabbed it to flip through it nonstop.
His lovely appearance made everyone laugh, and He Ming said a few words to Chai Ting before saying goodbye to the Zhou family. He got into a car driven by an insider and headed straight to the airport. After leaving Beer City, his security level was raised again, and for the Zhou family alone, there was already a team of over ten insiders equipped with weapons.
On the bus, He Ming stroked his chin and thought to himself, how much money could those cultural relics on the military planes be sold for? What a stir it would cause today!
If He Ming had a bit of sense, he would know what kind of storm he has stirred up, just like the third world war unfolding on the internet. But this young punk, even if he knew the consequences, just picked his nose and sneered: "Read my post, follow the chairman, don't come to provoke the Chinese people!"
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