Chapter 126: Enjoying Semi-Divinity
"Hold on..." He Ming stopped Buddha's speech, and said in surprise: "You are not the venerable Sakyamuni, your words are very disrespectful to the Buddha?"
The iron Buddha burst out laughing, and tears appeared in his one eye. It was truly inexplicable that an iron Buddha with a face full of scars and rolled-up steel could produce tears. A mixture of pitiful ugliness and great mockery blended together on his face.
Fotou ended his laughter and sneered, "My head is separated, it's the blessing of Yaoshi Buddha... also known as the evil Buddha, Shakyamuni's evil Bhikkhu, he has no way with us! Haha."
He Ming pretended not to understand and nodded slightly, asking Buddha's head to continue speaking.
The Buddha's head was a dark gold, with an extremely strange color, like an ancient dark gold. It took a very long time to scan it out, so he continued to drag on the time, and the Buddha's head still thought he had taken an interest in it, what a tragedy. Once the scanning is over, slaughter will descend.
"I'm going to tell you the whole truth," said the Buddha with a cold smile. "To be honest, I used to admire the spirit of Sakyamuni Buddha very much. In this world where people are degenerating, gods do not show miracles, and all kinds of hardships such as birth, aging, illness, and death are just experiences in life. I followed Sakyamuni everywhere to spread Buddhism. As for spreading Buddhism, it's better to say that it was for my own Buddhahood, because even Sakyamuni himself didn't understand what path he was pursuing..."
"You understand the suffering of ordinary people? Birth, aging, sickness and death, nothing can be done, nothing can be kept, just a few decades, without any trace. However, a god is reborn, the greatest in Buddhism, the reincarnation of Mahavairocana in the human world, only to pursue transcendence? And it's through enduring suffering, yielding, relying on emptiness, fantasizing about becoming a Buddha after death... How pitiful and laughable. I was very clever back then, following Sakyamuni, I gained great power, after the Buddha, I started to become a Buddha in the human world, walking my own path."
The message from the glasses hadn't come out yet, He Ming continued to act, pretending to be very understanding and nodding: "I understand, you don't like Sakyamuni's set of tolerance and fantasy, abandon all desires, and finally become a Buddha through thorough enlightenment. Right? So your path to becoming a Buddha is to satisfy all desires?"
"You are very clever. Yes, if you can forget all desires, then you can become a Buddha. In this regard, you have great enlightenment qualities. Why not follow the founder and become a Buddha together?"
"What? I can also become a Buddha?"
Buddha's head said: "With power, one can become a Buddha! What is a Buddha? A Buddha is power! Sakyamuni has no power, can he order the Medicine Buddha to chop off my head? He is the master of the Eastern Buddhist Kingdom, the most noble and revered Buddha! But this is not surprising, other trash are just looking for death!"
Three minutes have passed, but the news has not come out yet. However, He Ming has completely become a person who is fascinated by listening. He asked: "What did you do to anger the Buddha? After being beheaded by the Medicine Buddha, where did your body go? Why is your body made of steel?"
"I did what I did, actually before that I killed many humans, devoured them, and tortured them. Whatever idea I came up with, I would go and do it, and every time I completed an idea, I became stronger. This was in accordance with the mysterious will of the universe. Later on, I did something that enraged the Buddha, so during the pre-Qin era, I was discovered by the Medicine Buddha in a deserted area of Central Asia at the time, he cut off my head and took it away, throwing it into the territory of Huaxia to prevent me from reattaching my head and doing evil again."
"The next secret is too precious," said the Buddha's head, "unless you swear, using your true name, not to harm me, I will tell you."
He Ming nodded immediately: "Good, I He Ming swear, will not harm you!"
"Haha! Foolish guy, your real name isn't this one. Nobody knows your true name except you. Alright, come closer, let me take a look at your eyes and I'll know." Buddha's head said with a smile.
He Ming knew that Fo Tuo was not up to any good, so he deliberately dragged out the conversation, saying some nonsense that wouldn't harm him. The news came slowly but was incredibly precious, causing He Ming's heart to almost jump out of his chest, but at this critical moment, he controlled himself, succeeding from the inside out! His acting skills instantly rose from Warner Bros. level to Oscar level!
Scanning time 5 minutes and 36 seconds, congratulations on discovering a semi-divine evil Buddha. He possesses unimaginably powerful strength that is extremely rare in the entire world of the living. He has transcended immortality and become a semi-god.
His life was so long that he could sit down comfortably to drink a cup of coffee, then put the coffee down and remember the scenery around him, because after a thousand years or ten thousand years, he still remembered this scene, while the scenery had long since turned to dust.
His ability is extremely powerful, he is a Vajra Arhat, forming the greatest Arhat fruit in Buddhism, transcending the cycle of life and death, possessing great spiritual powers. He can see the scenery within 10,000 meters, he can talk to people across 10,000 meters, he can easily enter the dreams of the weak, and worldly weapons cannot harm him.
He was so evil, doing all sorts of wicked deeds, but most importantly, he blocked the path of a great god. He dared to frame the great god and punished him, thus his power weakened greatly, only having one-tenth of his original combat strength.
You have defeated him! An unbelievable victory! Hurry up and crack open his golden shell, his true self is hidden in the center of his brow, where an indescribably precious divine object is concealed...
... Warning: failure to submit reports to the Federation is a breach of Life Form One's responsibilities. Hoarding artifacts is the greatest crime against the Federation... Strongly advise you to submit a report, SUBMIT A REPORT!
He Mingqiang suppressed his murderous heart, gazing deeply at the axe, and struggled to restrain himself from looking at the Buddha's brow. He continued to act: "First, tell me what you did that made the Buddha send Medicine Buddha to kill you. After you've said this, I'll get close to you and let you see my true name."
The Buddha smiled and said, "Alright, I'll tell you. Actually, I've joined a divine war... Perhaps you're not aware that gods can't intervene in the mortal world, so wars in the mortal world are only fought with human violence and divine language. Especially for a Buddha who relies on speech, Sakyamuni was once defeated by a Brahmin priest named Pali through verbal argument. His disciples, those evil Buddhas who hadn't escaped desire, vilified Pali as the demon Pali, also known as the murderer of Sakyamuni's entry into Nirvana. This shows how fierce the struggle with Brahmanism is."
"In fact, Brahmanism was the state religion and had great power. If Shakyamuni hadn't been born into a noble family, he would have become a slave who couldn't even speak, so who could have listened to him? And I intervened in this war between Brahmanism and Shakyamuni at that time, unfortunately, the damned Brahmanism was defeated."
"Now, come on. Let me see your true name." Buddha's head smiled and said.
He Ming immediately walked over, in an instant, the Buddha's smile turned into a terrified expression, and a ruthless and fierce black light chopped towards his brow!
At the same time, He Ming's face was filled with manic joy and destructive desire, Fo Tou became even more terrified. He was familiar with this expression, it was the most frightening look that could be seen on a warrior's face, and such people were extremely rare in the long passage of time. They only existed for destruction, only for plunder! Without any mercy!
He Ming slashed a fierce sword into the Buddha's head, crazily chopping and destroying even the single eye, which completely disappeared. As He Ming attacked, the Buddha's brow suddenly split open, and an invisible beam of light shot out towards him. This beam was so intense that He Ming felt the most terrifying threat he had ever faced in his life!
He didn't have time to react, and all he saw was a flash of light, as if a beam of light had suddenly lit up in front of him and then disappeared.
At the same time, his left hand holding the shield was also cut in half along with the shield. It wasn't until then that He Ming felt an intense pain. He looked at his left hand and saw that it had been smoothly cut in half from the hand to the shoulder, causing him unbearable agony. Half of his arm fell to the ground.
Haha! Awesome!
He Ming held the knife in one hand, his eyes crazed, and with a fierce grit of teeth, thrust the heavy sword into the still-unsealed brow center of Buddha's head. The eyes of Buddha immediately showed a color of fear, he saw He Ming not even taking the broken arm, but instead, thrusting himself to kill into the brow center, and involuntarily shouted: "Stop! I am a half-god Buddha! I am the Honorable One! I am under the command of the Great Sun Tathagata Buddha!"
"Haha, in life and death situations, words are useless, only power matters!"
He Ming let out a loud roar, the intense pain stimulating his strength, he struggled forward with all his might, and pierced through, just like in the past, when he pushed open the large door of the villa for his family, knowing that a new life was about to begin. Just as many days ago, he knew that a new era would soon arrive... And today!
All of He Ming's attention was drawn to it, and in this place, the Buddha's voice was extremely clear and extremely fearful. "No, stop! What do you want?! I can give you anything! Please spare me."
He Ming looked towards the lotus seed pod, and a voice came from that direction. He Ming smiled faintly, his expression mocking: "If I fell into your hands, would you let me go? What about the Sun Devil's mark on my body?"
"I'll let you off, absolutely will! I swear on the Great Sun Buddha - Buddha, hurry and save me!!!"
The Buddha's vow turned into a cry for help, and He Ming was about to swing his heavy sword. He couldn't guarantee whether the Great Sun Tathagata would come or not, but he decided to die anyway.
"Buddha's head exclaimed in extreme horror: 'Let me go, let me go! Your solar plexus is so strong! It will become incredibly powerful. This kind of muscle is extremely rare, and greedy evil lives are desperately needed!"
He Ming nodded, his face suddenly turning fervent, and swung his sword to strike: "Become a part of the great me! In my immortal life! You are the first demigod! I think it will definitely be extremely delicious!!!"
The mighty power of the heavy sword was deflected, and Lianzi emerged unscathed. The Buddha's head burst into maniacal laughter, filled with a joyful tone: "Haha, you hybrid! You can't break my defense! You can't harm me with your evil willpower-formed Arhat fruit! Hahaha!"
He Ming's fierce and violent strike, with one hand, greatly reduced his strength. His left hand bled profusely and began to scab over, also causing him to weaken. He Ming couldn't possibly go back to pick up his severed arm and reattach it. His instincts told him that if he went out, he might lose the initiative and become the one being hunted by Fo Tuo.
He Ming threw away the heavy sword, pulled out a stone knife and slashed and stabbed fiercely, but to no avail. The Buddha's head burst into loud laughter, even the lotus flower was shaken, "Using an evil divine soldier to deal with an evil Buddha, isn't that like using fire to attack fire, extremely foolish."
Evil divine soldier? He Ming immediately untied his backpack, rummaged through the renminbi with one hand, and finally found a leather case. Opening it, he saw that it was indeed the silver-colored treasure from the Deceiver Demon, a sacred weapon worth 410 gold coins. Buddha's head continued to laugh maniacally: "Fool, this little thing... No! Ah, great sun, come quickly and save me! I was wrong! I was wrong! I don't want to die! I was wrong!"
A silver dagger lightly cut open the surface of the lotus, and a large amount of golden liquid flowed out. He Ming saw that inside the lotus was hidden a young man, whose posture was like an infant in its mother's womb.
He lifted his head in a state of extreme fear, this was the face of an ancient Asura, yet he spoke with utmost humility and pleading: "Let me go. I have become Buddha. I don't want to die."
He Ming leaned in close to scan him, shrugged and said: "Don't worry baby, I won't hurt you. I just want to ask where those humans who came down went? What did you do to them? Be honest with me, or else I'll hurt you!"
The three ancient As were all gray, but looked very beautiful, like high-quality chocolate. He Ming couldn't help but lick his tongue, and the ancient As nodded frantically: "I... I played enough, they ate them away. Don't blame me, it's just instinct!"
He Ming put on a painful look, as if considering whether to let him go. Gu Dazhao desperately begged for mercy and began to give birth to hope. He also frantically talked about some Sakyamuni's affairs to please He Ming, including many secrets. He Ming again pretended to be interested in the news, which took longer to scan this time, appearing only after seven or eight minutes.
You have discovered something that has never been discovered before, a person who has become Buddha... Reporting to the Federation failed, please repair Life No. 1 and report back to the Federation.
"This item is a semi-divine artifact, its value is immeasurable, please do not dispose of it privately. All your messages are recorded in the Federation, as a citizen of the Federation, please abide by the laws of the Federation..."
He has a powerful ability, if you eat him raw, you can possess one-third of his attributes, which is an increase of over 2000 in all attributes except charm, and an increase of 50 in charm. It greatly changes your life form, giving you a certain chance to become a Buddha or even less chance to evolve into a demigod.
If you are not an immortal life form and your physical body is less than 1000 points, please do not consume. After scanning, you meet the requirements for consumption.
It is strongly recommended that you report to the Federation and believe that the Federal Supreme Conference will give you reasonable compensation.
He Mingbao sneered, he had long known that some programs were set in the glasses, and when great treasures were found, they would report to the manufacturer, who would then come to enjoy the results. But now that everything was messed up, there was no way to report, which saved trouble, and the ghost wouldn't hand it over to the Federation anyway.
"Alright, thank you, I've asked," He Ming said with a smile, turning around and about to leave.
In ancient times, Ah San was overjoyed. Before his death, he became an idiot and couldn't even distinguish between He Ming's hypocritical expressions. With tears streaming down his face, he nodded and said: "Good man! Good man! You should become a Buddha——you devil! You should become a demon!"
He hadn't finished speaking, when he turned his head back, without even taking a step forward, He Ming immediately turned his head around, with an expression of madness and eyes that shone with excitement, the ancient evil Buddha in the most terrifying nightmare of mortals had never displayed such a crazy expression.
And this crazy expression comes from the human face, from the deepest desire of this human being, who pounces on the evil Buddha, crazily tearing and biting, using one hand to tear off the ancient A San's hand, flesh and blood are all different, immediately put into his mouth.
In the midst of the evil Buddha's fearful and mournful cries, He Ming devoured him crazily, eating away his hands and feet... Eat eat eat eat eat!
Great! Great! Great! Great! Great!
He Ming had never been so hungry, and Xie Fo had never been so scared.
He began to wail loudly, and He Ming devoured the evil Buddha's body in ten seconds, starting with the bones. Finally, he picked up the skull and said to the Buddha, who was crying desperately: "Shh, goodbye, baby. I won't hurt you. I'll make you a part of me. This is your glory, your mission. Ah, now I understand the greatness of the Buddha's self-sacrifice, because the Buddha's body is too delicious! The flesh and blood are an indescribably good meat bun, and the bones are delicious chocolate bars... Goodbye, friend, I'll love you forever."
After finishing, He Ming gnawed at the skull, ate away the top of the head and saw a fruit in the middle of his eyebrows. This was the real Arhat fruit. He Ming only took a glance, and the glasses automatically gave out information.
You have discovered the Arhat fruit, the highest Buddhist fruit. Report immediately to the Federation... Reporting to the Federation failed... Report immediately to the Federation...
"Get out of here! I'm your master, not some canine federation!"
He Ming scolded the glasses for the first time, but he also understood that it was just a high-tech item and everything went according to program. He Ming swallowed the Arhat fruit, his brain, and his entire head.
The next feeling, the indescribable beauty, his arm restored everything, everything became stronger, He Ming began to grow taller, began to smile, began to get angry, he thoroughly felt a kind of unspeakable and inexplicable wonderful enlightenment, from an ordinary person, from 19th to 29th, completed such a thing, as if fate and luck were standing behind him. Saying: "Dear, we all support you."
He Ming suddenly burst out laughing, he didn't know why he was laughing, for what? In the past, tens of thousands of blocks made him laugh with joy, but now, having obtained immortal power and immortal life, after just eating a disabled demigod, why was he laughing?
It's just a humble life thoroughly fulfilling great dreams with laughter, and the joy at this moment is unimportant, because he is about to infinitely enjoy this world. Infinitely enjoying life, crazy happiness, crazy joy, crazy indulgence. Identity is an immortal being, perhaps a Buddha, a demigod.
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