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Chapter 34: Leizis Belly Got Bigger

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  From yesterday's journey, chasing the footsteps of tomorrow, came today.

  Early in the morning, I arrived at the company and found that the parking lot was almost empty. Zhuge Dachang looked energetic, while Wu Ming was just the opposite, his face as pale as an eggplant that had been frostbitten eighteen times, looking very unhealthy.

  Promoted and got a raise, also successfully completed the task. Treating guests is a must, cutting down on expenses like killing a beauty is normal. Only choose the expensive ones, not the right ones. Eating at Caesar's palace has no free meals.

  Wu Ming ate top-grade truffles and foie gras, and the medicine he didn't finish last time when he was hospitalized for diarrhea came in handy again. Others who ate it were fine, but only he had a severe case of diarrhea.

  As soon as he got off the car, Wu Ming felt his stomach churning non-stop, and it had reached an unbearable point. He couldn't hold on to walk to the restroom in the building, so he clamped his legs together and ran to the green belt near the parking lot, hiding behind a few clusters of evergreen trees...

  "I've had enough!" Zhuge Dachang subconsciously pinched his nose and took off.

  The fertilizer doesn't flow into others' fields. After making outstanding contributions to the company's greening, Wu Ming sneaked out of the green belt with a guilty conscience, feeling much more comfortable in his stomach and lighter on his feet.

  As he entered the building, a lift door was slowly closing, Wu Ming's nearly maxed-out Kryptonian dog eyes instantly caught sight of beauties inside, one of whom was the smiling Amiko-san, and another unknown person.

  "Damn it all......" Wu Ming waved his hand and shouted loudly.

  The elevator doors that were about to close opened again...

  Wu Ming hastily took a step forward, today's Ya Mei was wearing a suit, with a low-cut open-necked lining inside, revealing a deep cleavage, very provocative. How could he touch the balloon without getting slapped by the beauty?

  Wu Ming ran to the elevator door and stepped on a banana peel that was out of nowhere. His feet slipped, followed by a panicked scream, and finally lost his balance and stumbled forward, all of which happened so naturally.

  A perfect opening, an unbeatable performance!

  Unfortunately, plans can never catch up with changes. Ah Mei was a martial arts practitioner's daughter, and when Wu Ming pounced on her, she dodged extremely quickly...

  Sister Flash! You really have no conscience!

  There were two people in the elevator, and behind Ah Mei stood another beautiful woman. The cold and expressionless President Wu was standing there, his face as icy as ever. Wu Ming had rushed forward too quickly and lost his balance, so falling down was inevitable. In his panic, he grabbed onto the knee-length skirt of the icy president...

  This is an instinctive reaction called the drowning survival reflex syndrome, Wu Ming did not intentionally touch someone's skirt, however, the fact is that he already has.

  Whoa! The icy skirt was directly pulled down to her ankles by Wu Ming, revealing her phoenix-patterned underwear.

  Wu Ming was lying on the ground, subconsciously raised his head, and found one of the most beautiful scenery in the world. Two sections of tender white thighs were closed together, without any gap. The black suspender stockings were fiery and sexy, and there was a delicate small underwear that was spotless and flawless. It was really stunning!

  "Ah......" A shrill cry awakened Wu Ming from his trance-like state.

  The scream was not from Leng Bingbing, but from Ya Mei. Wu Ming hurriedly helped Leng Bingbing pull up her skirt and apologized: "Sorry, sorry, I didn't do it on purpose."

  What's called Taishan collapsing in front of you while your face doesn't change color, Wu Ming finally got to experience it. Cold as ice, she was the epitome of remaining calm and composed in the face of danger, unflappable. She forcefully slapped away Wu Ming's hand, smoothed out her clothes, then didn't say a word, as if nothing had happened at all.

  Wasn't it her skirt that I tore off? Is all of this just an illusion?

  Wu Ming knew that all this had indeed happened, but a normal woman would have screamed and shouted in anger if someone suddenly pulled down her skirt, even if it was an accident. Why didn't this woman react at all?

  The only explanation: thinking differently from ordinary people.

  The elevator was shrouded in an eerie silence, as if brewing a storm, the air was so stifling that it made people gasp for breath. Wu Ming shrunk into the corner of the elevator door, he was a little afraid...

  16th floor, as soon as the elevator door opened, Wu Ming hastily escaped and secretly turned back to glance at the expressionless Leng Bingbing, then revealed a bitter smile.

  But what if the female capitalist decides to take revenge on me? What if she wants to tie me up in a small dark room and do whatever she wants with me? Should I endure it silently or fight back?

  Let the storm rage on!

  Twenty floors, Leng Bingbing hastily walked into her own office, and immediately leaned against the door with her back, afraid that others would rush in. After that, her white and delicate face turned bright red, revealing a gritted teeth expression, and her plump and firm chest began to rise rapidly...

  For no reason, she was stripped of her skirt by a man until only her underwear was left, and the icy coldness that lost face would naturally be ashamed and indignant. However, her head was too rational, knowing that screaming and scolding would not help, so she suppressed her shame and tried to put on an expressionless face, just to prevent someone from taking advantage of the situation.

  The only consolation was that there were only three people in the elevator at the time, and the company's elevator wasn't equipped with surveillance cameras, so I didn't lose face to the point where everyone knew about it.

  Leng Bingbing has good upbringing, if it were in the past, she would absolutely not scold people behind their backs, but now she does, and the office is filled with the sound of "bastard".

  If it were ancient times, my reputation would have been ruined already, what to do now? How to face him in the future? My icy heart has become a tangled mess, I'd rather dig a hole... and bury Wu Ming.

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  Wu Ming hugged the sandbag, gazing up at the snow-white ceiling, in a state of utter distraction...

  Zhuge Dashang walked up to him, using his hand as a soul-summoning flag and waving it, asking: "What are you thinking about? Why do you look so distracted?"

  "If the most beautiful color in memory is light blue, then mine is pure white."

  Zhuge Da Chang furrowed his brow, recalling what he had said before. His eyes lit up as he squeezed Wu Ming's shoulder and asked in a low voice, "Did you really install cameras in the women's restroom?"

  "Poseur!" Wu Ming rolled his eyes and said, "I just happened to arrive at the icy beauty's inner sanctum by coincidence."

  "Damn! As expected, the king of beasts among beasts..." Zhuge Dachang cursed directly, revealing a lewd smile, and continued: "Tell your brother, how did you get here?"

  Wu Ming frankly confessed: "I pulled down her skirt and then it was over."

  "This is a crime..." Zhuge Dachang hastily jumped away from Wu Ming's side, and cleared himself: "I think it's necessary to cut off all relations with him."

  Wu Ming's face was covered in black lines: "I didn't commit a crime, I just tripped and fell while walking, and accidentally hooked her skirt..."

  Zhuge Dachang curled his lip and interrupted, "Are you saying that's an eagle claw? Anyone can just casually hook someone else's skirt?"

  "Alas! Never mind how it happened, what should we do now? Should I be responsible for her?" Wu Ming stroked his chin thoughtfully, then nodded and asked: "How about I marry her?"

  "It's a beautiful idea!" Zhuge Dachang sneered and asked, "What about Yan Ruyu? I think she likes you quite a bit."

  "How can you be sure?"

  "What does she say every time you kick her butt?"

  "First shout 'aiyo', then scold 'bastard'!"

  Zhuge Dachang snorted and said, "If she didn't like it, she would have just called it an insult and hacked at the vegetables with her knife instead of hitting him with a cotton ball."

  "It sounds like it makes some sense, being handsome is really a kind of trouble......" Wu Ming said with a helpless expression, sighing: "In that case, I'll just marry her too."

  "Also? Want to marry two wives?"

  "What's wrong with that?"

  "This is bigamy..." Zhuge loudly rebuked, then patiently instructed: "Our country's laws clearly stipulate that a man can only marry one wife, so you are not legitimate."

  Wu Ming said seriously: "Our great motherland is good in everything, just the marriage law is not perfect."

  "Get out of here!"

  Just as the two were talking, someone knocked on the door and a middle-aged woman wearing glasses walked in, saying: "Manager Chu is looking for you."

  "Wu Ming asked in confusion: 'Looking for us? Is there something going on?'"

  "They will know when they go."

  …………………………………………………………

  Wu Ming followed Zhu Ge Da Chang into the personnel department manager's office.

  Personnel Manager Chu Min, General Manager Li Tianheng, and Security Department Manager Robert gathered together, with an air of a trial!

  Is it true that President Wu's underwear has violated the heavenly code? Wu Ming asked with a nervous face: "What can we do for you?"

  "Sit down first!" Li Tianheng said with a smile.

  After the two sat down, Chu Min coldly asked, "Why didn't you report back to the company immediately after completing the case yesterday?"

  It was this matter! Wu Ming let out a sigh of relief and directly made something up: "We were sticking to Little Ben's side for 24 hours, protecting him. After completing the task, we were a bit tired, so we went back to rest."

  Li Tianheng sang the white face, "It's hard work, but in the future, after completing the task, if the company hasn't finished work, remember to hurry back first. The business department needs to close the case before negotiating new cases."

  "Yes, we will pay attention in the future."

  Chu Min continued to sing black face, "Yesterday at dawn, we drove the company's car and ran four red lights in the city. I want to hear an explanation."

  Wu Ming's eyes rolled around and he said, "At the time, Mr. Xiao Ben wanted to use the restroom, but he had a fear of germs and didn't want to use a public toilet. We treat our clients like gods, which is our company's motto, so we rushed back to the hotel through the red light..." After thinking for a moment, he added, "It was very late at that time, there were few cars and pedestrians on the street, and we could guarantee that nothing unexpected would happen."

  Chu Min nodded in satisfaction, her serious expression easing into a smile. "This time, let's just forget it," she said. "In the future, be more careful. If there are no unexpected circumstances, try not to break traffic rules."

  "Got it!"

  "They did an excellent job this time, and Chen Tai Chang couldn't stop praising them. He said that Mr. Ben was very satisfied with them, and if he comes to China again, he will invite them again..." Li Tian Heng smiled and turned to Robert, saying: "Now there are three new cases, all of which have specifically requested us. Let Manager Robert tell us about it!"

  Just finished a case, and immediately there's a new one. The schedule for bodyguards is no less busy than that of stars. Indeed, it's a year-round job without holidays. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang exchanged a glance, feeling quite helpless.

  Robert is a tall black man from America, but his Chinese is pretty good. He then introduced several cases...

  One employer is the boss of a coal mine in Xishan, and wants bodyguards to accompany him on an inspection tour in Africa for about 10 days. Another employer is a male star who needs to go to Tianshan to film a drama for about 5 days.

  The last case was in Zhonghai, the employer was the boss of a small real estate company, this case only took 7 days, and the company paid double time wages.

  Three cases due to time constraints can only choose one.

  One went to Africa and one to Tian Shan, with a short duration and low pay. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang didn't think much about it and directly chose the China Sea case.

  Just as Robert was explaining the details of the case, Li Tianheng's secretary knocked on the door and walked in, reporting in a serious tone that the police had come to look for Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang...

  What? Are you kidding me? Is it a cold-blooded report to catch me? Wu Ming's face was shocked and disheveled, Zhuge Dachang's face also changed greatly, could it be that *** had been reported by someone? To be caught and fined for reeducation? Although their thoughts were different, the same thing was that the two guilty men wanted to escape immediately.

  Too late, two middle-aged men wearing police uniforms knocked on the door and walked into the office.

  "Unfair!" Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang exclaimed in unison, rushing to the police officer who had entered first and hugging his thigh as they tearfully pleaded: "Officer, we're good citizens!"

  The middle-aged policeman who was hugged by the thigh showed a crying and laughing expression, saying: "What are you doing? We just came to ask you about the bank robbery case, make a record, not come to catch you."

  Wu Ming exchanged a glance with Zhu Ge Dachang, immediately stopped 'crying', let go of the other person's thigh, stood up and walked back to the sofa, as if nothing had happened.

  Everyone in the house is peeking at each other's faces, what kind of show is this?

  "I am Zeng Hong of the Municipal Police Force..." The middle-aged policeman introduced himself, then turned to Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, smiling: "Two heroes, hello!"

  "Hello......" Wu Ming's smile had a hint of slyness.

  "It's actually Commander Zeng, I've long heard of your great name, welcome, welcome!" Li Tianheng smiled and put on an official tone.

  It was just a routine record, and most of the police's questions were blocked by Li Tianheng's smooth talk. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang only exchanged two or three sentences to explain the situation and that was it.

  After finishing a simple record, the two police officers bid farewell and left a phone number for Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, smiling and warning: If you have any problems in the future, please find the police!

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