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  As night fell, the number of customers in the bar gradually increased. The soothing jazz music changed to energetic slow rock. The resident singer was hoarse from shouting unknown songs. Dizzy men and women shook their heads, swayed their bodies, and twisted their waists, freely expressing the joy or sorrow in their hearts amidst the dazzling lights and wine.

  On the table were over a dozen empty Wang Zhihe milk cans, two beauties had drunk their fill of milk and now spoke with a slightly milky tone. Zhuge Dachang sat alone, melancholy and wounded, he knew Wu Ming was unbeatable but forgot that milk couldn't get you drunk, women weren't drunk, men didn't have a chance.

  Guessed the beginning but didn't guess the ending.

  "No more, no more! Let's play cards and drink!" After losing various fist guesses one after another, Yan Ruyu waved a paper towel to indicate surrender.

  "Good at playing cards, good at playing cards!" Zhuge Dachang's face was flushed with excitement.

  "We'll play landlord, I'll be with Xiao Yan." suggested Feng Wusong.

  "Uh... I won't!"

  Not good! We're not done playing yet! Several pairs of ill-intentioned eyes turned towards Wu Ming, a chance that cannot be missed, take advantage of his illness and go for the kill!

  To take care of the vulnerable groups, losers can choose not to drink, but they must accept cruel punishment. Feng Wuxiang announced the rules and briefly explained the gameplay.

  One shot seventeen times, bombs everywhere, a few old oil sticks reveal an evil smile, and the delicate white face carefully picks up the card.

  Four two, four A, four K... Zhuge Dachang received Feng Wusuo's secret signal, took a cup of wine and said: "I am not the landlord, drink one cup myself."

  Double King plus two bombs, a farmer's world... Two beautiful women smiled cleverly: "We don't want it either, penalize ourselves with a cup."

  "May I abstain?" Wu Ming asked, raising his hand.

  "Of course, either a penalty drink or loudly proclaiming the heroic words just agreed upon." Yan Ruyu laughed like a little fox.

  "Then I'll call the landlord!" Wu Ming sighed, turned over the bottom card, and then picked it up to start arranging the cards...

  "Get out of cards or die!"

  Phoenix Twin's intimidating shout: "Explode!"

  Yan Ruyu pouted and urged: "Bastard! Play your card quickly."

  Wu Ming only played one card and didn't have the chance to play a second, but what he won was with a hand that left people staring in shock: four 3s with four pairs, grey machine...

  Time to call it a day.

  "Damn! I've never seen such a big plane before, is this an international flight?" Zhuge Dachang revealed his true form and burst out in Dongshan accent.

  "This is cheating! Who issued this card?" Feng Wusong shouted loudly.

  "I was wrong..." Yan Ruyu stuck out her tongue.

  What bad luck! Admit defeat and drink two cups, the two beauties each have one cup, the cards are shuffled again and again, Feng Wusuo personally deals the cards...

  Abandoning his right to drink, abandoning his right to drink, Wu Ming continuously acted as the host, various planes, various bombs, blasting the two men's buttocks into a mess!

  "What the... Are they specialized in flying planes or something? Why are there so many planes?" Feng Wusuo's pretty face turned bright red as she bared her teeth and brandished her claws.

  "These signs were put up by us, please don't vilify the honest landlord."

  Vodka mixed with brandy, five bottles were emptied, Zhuge Dachang felt a surge in his stomach, Feng Wushuang's alcohol tolerance was surprisingly good, and she could be called the queen of wine. If this continued, he would definitely be the first to fall, and the plan for after drinking **could only be an illusion.

  Men have no face, beauties are free to choose, and they're all out...

  "I won't drink anymore, I accept the punishment......" As he spoke, Zhu Ge Dachang stood up and loudly shouted: "I am a pervert!!!"

  The sound lingers on, the noisy crowd suddenly stops, and then all sorts of cheers and whistles erupt...

  Two beauties covered their mouths and giggled, Wu Ming coughed lightly twice and said: "No need to call out so loudly, we've known for a long time."

  "Shut up!" Zhuge Dachang said angrily and shamelessly, "Let's continue playing!"

  "This hand is so good, it's really sharp!" Feng Wusong couldn't help but exclaim in Cantonese as he took a strong hand and directly turned the tables on the local master, causing Zhuge Dachang to hum: "This big guy is dead, not cooperating anymore."

  "I'm one against ten..."

  "I have a pair of eggs..."

  "I have a pair of sharp..." Feng Wusong proudly stepped forward.

  Zhuge Dachang held the card in his hand and then touched the beautiful woman's towering breasts, shouting: "Big!"

  "Useless......" Wu Ming looked down on Feng Wuxiang and glanced at her chest, shouting: "Big!"

  "You two pigs!" Yan Ruyu scolded.

  Heroes can't get over the beauty pass, losing is inevitable. Two big men blamed each other for a while, then stood up together and shouted in unison: "We are perverts!!!"

  "How shameless!" The two beauties burst out laughing.

  At this moment, a yellow-haired young man passed by and was shocked to see Yan Ruyu and Feng Wusuo, whistled and said with a light tone: "Two sisters, come sit at my table?"

  "Old lady doesn't like No. 7 battery!" Feng Wusuo directly attacks the vital point.

  Huang Mao's face turned red with embarrassment, and he snorted, "Dare to have a dance-off with me? Loser takes off their clothes."

  "It's just a comparison! Don't be afraid!"

  ………………………………………………………………

  Huang Mao jumped onto the center of the stage, said a few words to the band, and in the familiar music, he started dancing mechanically. Then, he slid to the edge of the stage with space steps, raised his middle finger at Wu Ming and others, and shouted loudly: "If you have the ability, come up!"

  "Up, up......" The crowd around followed with cheers.

  "What is that monkey doing?" Wu Ming asked coldly.

  "Preposterous!" Zhuge Dachang snorted coldly.

  "He's provoking us. If we don't dare to dance with him, he'll strip!" Yan Ruyu glared at Feng Wusuo and continued, "Who among us will go up and dance with him?"

  "Fight? You don't know life or death!" Zhuge Dachang immediately stood up.

  "Let's pick him up together!" Wu Ming also stood up with them.

  Two people walked onto the stage amidst applause and cheers from the crowd...

  In the midst of a fast-paced musical rhythm, Huang Mao jumped up and down, performing a set of high-difficulty movements. As the music stopped, the audience applauded and cheered, and he proudly gave a thumbs-up...

  The fast-paced music starts again, Zhuge Dachang walks up to Huang Mao with his big sword, grabs his hair and slams him to the ground, Wu Ming walks over and kicks him directly!!!

  The music stopped abruptly, all eyes on me!

  "You dare to poach our people and fight with us? Don't you know we're martial artists?" Wu Ming cursed, kicking him, but each kick was just a touch...

  "Hey! Dare to move our brother."

  "Up, exploded their chrysanthemum..."

  Among the cheers and applause, a dozen or so young men and women in strange attire rushed onto the stage, each carrying wine bottles, ice buckets, etc., their eyes flashing with excitement...

  "Halt!" A loud shout, a middle-aged man led over a dozen security guards, separating the two parties. He said in a deep voice: "This is Old Man Feng's territory, if you want to fight, please take it outside the bar!"

  A dozen or so new humans seemed to also know the ferocity of Feng San Ye, not daring to move a single inch. The nose-blue-and-face-swollen Huang Mao rushed towards Wu Ming and his group, shouting: "You two grandsons, dare you not follow us out?"

  Yan Ruyu excitedly jumped out, waving her small fists and shouting loudly: "Get out if you're going to get out, this young lady can kick all of you to death by herself."

  Feng Wusong elegantly pushed up her glasses and snorted: "Fighting? When has this old lady ever been afraid?"

  These two women were afraid that the world was not chaotic enough, Wu Ming showed a wry smile and pulled back the extremely lively Yan Ruyi, sighing: "Fighting, we men can handle it."

  "Cut the crap, get out!" Zhuge Dachang said coldly.

  A group of people walked out of the bar, Wu Ming and his friends were still chatting and laughing, while Huang Mao's gang had a fierce look on their faces, with an air of readiness to fight.

  ……………………………………………………

  As they reached the entrance of the bar, Zhuge Dachang suddenly made a move and grabbed a green-haired young man...

  Huang Mao and his gang saw this, grabbed the wine bottle and were about to rush up...

  "Wait!" Zhuge Dachang shouted loudly, his powerful aura stunning a group of young people. Then he turned to Wu Ming and smiled, "Frontal attack, I'll take the lead! Rear attack, you take care of it!"

  "Good!" Wu Ming's mouth corners slightly hooked up.

  "What are they playing?" Yan Ruyu curiously asked.

  "Want to play soccer? We're deciding who kicks off!"

  "Then I'll throw it..." With that, Zhuge Dachang let out a loud shout and flung the green-haired creature high into the air, at least ten meters above...

  Is this the legendary strength of nine oxen? It's too terrifying, he can knock people out with a sanitary napkin and make them spit out two tubes of nosebleed. Huang Fa and his gang were scared to death.

  It was only an instant that Wu Ming tossed the man into the air and caught him, but in that moment, he used his shoulder to push Zhuge Dachang back a few steps, stretched out his hand to support Qing Mao as he spun around to dissipate the force, and pressed Qing Mao to the ground without a single hair out of place.

  "Sorry, it's positive! I've handed it over!" Wu Ming patted his hands and laughed.

  Whether it was speed or strength, this man surpassed himself. Zhuge Dachang rubbed his sore shoulder and smiled slightly: "He's a monster!"

  "Each other!"

  Which of these two men can withstand a single punch? Yan Ruyu and Feng Wusuo were shocked, their mouths agape.

  As soon as Zhuge Dachang's gaze swept towards Huang Mao and his gang, more than a dozen new humans immediately knelt down, crying out: "Big brother, we were wrong, spare our lives!"

  Wu Ming smiled and said: "Do you believe it? He alone can beat us up so badly that even our own mothers wouldn't recognize us..."

  "We believe..."

  "I don't believe you!"

  Woe is you! Are you trying to torment us to death? A group of new humans wailed and wept.

  "They're so young and naive, each one dressed in an ancient style...". Zhuge Dachang's expression was stern and imposing as he said: "Now the boys will stand on the left side, the girls on the right side. I'm going to teach you all a lesson about how to be human."

  Huh? A group of grandsons are as obedient as grandsons, with boys on the left and girls on the right, clearly distinguished. But what's up with that solitary one in the middle?

  "Where am I?"

  "Ah, which one..." Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang felt a chill run down their spines as they walked up to the several flower-adorned, green-clothed young girls. Tsk, tsk, none of them were very old. As the saying goes, Lolita has three advantages: easy to push over, easy to push over, easy to push over!

  Zhuge Dachang said with a bitter tone: "Young men are just not steady enough, always like to stir up trouble, did they follow them voluntarily?"

  Several little girls nodded nervously!

  "What's so good about them?" he said, then changed to a gentle and kind face, softly continuing: "Hey kids, tonight Uncle will take you to see the fireflies in the small woods."

  Yan Ruyu immediately kicked him and scolded with a smile: "You big pervert!"

  "Alright, you two, stop it..." Feng Wusong sighed, clearly a master among masters, but why was his mouth so despicable?

  "It's still early tonight, why don't we find another place to have a drink?" Zhuge Dachang's eyes emitted a faint green glow.

  "Right! I haven't had enough yet!" Wu Ming chimed in immediately.

  "This kid who still drinks milk has no right to speak..." Yan Ruyu coldly snorted, then revealed a smiling face and continued: "How about we buy some wine and drink it at my place instead?"

  Fearless! Anyway, we don't have work tomorrow!" Feng Wushuang pushed her glasses up.

  Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang smiled at each other, the night was still long, and the dream could continue. The four of them walked towards the parking lot laughing...

  Yan Ruyu walked forward and kicked Huang Mao's foot, laughing proudly: "It's really comfortable!"

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