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  I've made your granddaughter pregnant!

  Is this real? Too good!

  Just kidding!

  Get out! Useless thing.

  There is no cargo of mine in her warehouse, but people all over the world think there is cargo of mine in her warehouse, what to do?

  Then just admit it's wrong and pay the fine!

  My car hasn't even boarded, how can I buy a ticket?

  Then cater to her tastes and win her heart.

  Excuse me!

  Ice child midnight bell will laugh!

  I'm going to scream!

  Bing'er's drinking capacity is not very good!

  I'm knocked out!

  On Sunday morning, the fine weather couldn't dispel the winter-like chill in Wu Ming's heart. The result of his discussion with Leng Zhenyue two days ago was to openly repair the plank road while secretly passing through Chen Village, making the false become true.

  If it were that easy, he wouldn't be bothered at all!

  Rice can be eaten casually, but words cannot be spoken casually. Wu Ming now deeply understands the meaning of this sentence. Even with 300,000 yuan in his pocket, he still looks worried and unhappy. When someone cries, someone else laughs. Yesterday, when he returned to Zhonghai, as soon as he entered the house, 200,000 yuan went into Yan Ruyi's pocket, and the beauty's smile was enough to make a hundred flowers lose their color.

  Later, the four of them spent 50,000 yuan on a meal at Caesar's Palace. If they kept eating like this every day, the 500,000 yuan windfall would be gone in no time. But seeing Yan Ruyi eat with such relish, Wu Ming felt it was worth it.

  Isn't it cheap to make money for a woman who has nothing to do with you and still feel happy? What's even cheaper is that early in the morning, Wu Ming got up and had nothing to do, so he went to wash the several sets of underwear that Yan Ruyi had taken off but not washed.

  As for why I knew that was Yan Ruyi's underwear, does it even need to be said? It's a matter of course. If there are two people at home, one with an A-cup and the other with a D-cup, any man who can't tell them apart should go see God.

  She can't do laundry, can't cook, likes to sleep in, likes to spend money recklessly, has a small bust and isn't very good-tempered, but Yan Ruyu is like this, Wu Ming thinks she's lovely, he hangs up the underwear while smiling...

  "What is that person smiling at?"

  Yan Yurong, with a plain face and no makeup, looked less three-dimensional and delicate than usual, but had an added freshness and beauty of a neighbor girl. Her bare face was still watery and bright. Wu Ming saw her and smiled: "Nothing, just smelling the fresh air."

  "That... that... smell it slowly." Yan Ruyu said to Wu Ming, revealing a shy and coy little woman's demeanor, and after finishing speaking, she turned around with the water cup in her hands and ran away...

  Why is her face so red? Wu Ming was confused, picked up a black bra and hung it out to dry. This wasn't the first time he'd helped her wash her underwear, after all. Did she think he was secretly sniffing her underwear?

  This issue is a bit serious and needs to be explained. Washing innerwear and sniffing innerwear are two different concepts, one being a good man and the other being a low-level pervert.

  Of course, I'm a pervert, no doubt about it. However, I'm a pervert with taste, connotation and demeanor... although still a pervert, but the realm is much higher.

  Wu Ming San finished hanging up his undergarments, rushed upstairs and turned the handle of Yan Ruyi's door. Before he even entered, he was stunned...

  Better late than never, but unfortunately, Miss Yan is changing clothes right now!

  This is a sexy back, the jade-like smooth back is like high-quality satin, you don't need to touch it to know it's definitely very slippery. The small underwear can't wrap around her plump buttocks, and her slender and delicate beautiful legs are perfect and flawless.

  Time froze for three seconds!

  For beautiful things, Wu Ming would never be stingy with praise. He stared at Yan Ruyi's plump buttocks and exclaimed: "What a great butt!"

  "Ah......" Yan Ruyu let out a shrill scream.

  Wu Ming hastily closed the door, and a large number of unidentifiable objects crashed against it, producing "thud thud bang" sounds. Alas! Women are like this: when they wear bikinis at the beach in front of men, they're nonchalant, but when they wear lingerie for men at home, their reaction is so intense - truly inexplicable.

  "What's wrong? What's wrong?"

  "What's Xiao Yan doing? What are they up to?"

  Zhuge Dachang and Feng Wusuo came out of the room, and curiously asked. Wu Ming shrugged his shoulders and said casually: "Nothing, Yan Xiaozhu is changing clothes."

  "How did you know she was changing clothes?" Zhuge Dachang asked foolishly.

  "Idiot!" Feng Wusong rolled her eyes and said, "Of course it was him seeing Xiaoyan change clothes that made Xiaoyan scream."

  Wearing two pairs of critical eyes, Wu Ming dryly laughed twice and said: "I'll go in to apologize. If I don't come out within a minute, remember to call an ambulance." After finishing speaking, he magnanimously twisted open Yan Ruyu's door and walked in with a tragic face...

  Soon, Wu Ming's miserable cries came out, ringing in his ears, making people feel a chill down their spine. Was he crying too miserably?

  Two people outside the door looked at each other, and Zhuge Da Chang asked cautiously: "Do you want to call an ambulance?"

  "Feng Wusong clasped his hands over his chest and said calmly, 'Don't worry! At most, it'll be a partial paralysis, no one will die!'"

  “…………”

  Soon, Wu Ming came out, with lipstick, powder, and cream all over his head and face, in a multicolored mess. Zhuge Dachang asked anxiously: "San Gui! Are you alright?"

  "Something's up! Something big is up!" Wu Ming said in a low voice: "Quickly find ten or eight beautiful nurses to treat me."

  Zhuge Dachang let out a sigh and said, "Nothing's wrong!"

  ………………………………………………………………

  Recently, they've been having a streak of bad luck. After finishing their simple breakfast, Zhuge Dachang suggested going to Lianhua Mountain in the suburbs of Zhonghai City to worship and pray for good fortune. Wu Ming raised both hands in agreement, as he had been thinking of going to ask for a talisman for peace and safety, which might come in handy tonight. The two women didn't have any objections, they also wanted to go and draw some divination lots.

  Two hours later, a group of four people drove to the famous Lianhua Mountain in Zhonghai City. On Lianhua Mountain, there is a Lianhua Temple dedicated to Guanyin, where pilgrims gather every day to seek blessings and ask for divination. The queue of people waiting to buy a Peaceful Symbol for 99.8 yuan was endless.

  Ghosts and gods exist if you believe in them; they don't exist if you don't believe in them.

  After finishing the incense, four people knelt on the couch and prayed for blessings. Wu Ming got up with a pious face, still muttering: "I want a wife! I want many wives!"

  "What a beauty!" Yan Yurong gave him a white eye, then clasped her hands together and started kowtowing.

  Wu Ming followed Yan Ruyi and kowtowed together, saying in a low voice: "One bow to heaven and earth, two bows to the ancestors, husband and wife bowing to each other."

  Her face turned red as she scolded: "Don't spout nonsense in front of the gods."

  After knocking his head, Wu Ming's face turned as white as jade, and he smiled slyly, saying: "Shouldn't we go into the bridal chamber now?"

  "Off you go!" Yan Ruyu wrinkled her delicate nose and smiled sweetly as she hastily ran off to ask for a divination.

  Then, the four of them each asked for a divination stick and waited in line with many others. It's said that this fortune-telling Huang Da Xian can see through heaven's secrets and is a world-renowned master known as Iron Mouth Direct Cutting. Moreover, after drinking the 'holy water' he bestowed upon them, their grades immediately became 100%.

  Holy water? This seems to be something only Jesus has! Wu Ming's eyes lit up, remembering a famous line from TV related to holy water: "What we're drinking is our own piss!"

  No way! Can't be that disgusting, right?

  It wasn't easy to finally get the four of us to draw lots, and we entered a Zen room. The legendary Huang Daxian was indeed quite like that, an old man with long hair and a bit of an immortal aura.

  Huang Daxian stroked his beard and said in a warm voice, "Young man, what is it that you want to ask?"

  "How's my luck recently?"

  Zhuge Dachang hastily handed over the sign, and Huang Dasen smiled as he took it. He glanced at the sign language, then carefully examined Zhuge Dachang. With a confident expression, he nodded his head and said in a mysterious tone: "Your destiny is one in ten thousand, you are the incarnation of a dragon, the legendary king of the earth dragon. Recently, your luck has been very good in all aspects, and you can always turn danger into safety. However, you will lose money."

  "What about the marriage?"

  "Your marriage is not far away, and your other half's destiny is equally noble and cannot be spoken of, with a child in the fate."

  Zhuge Dachang wanted to ask more questions, but Feng Wushuang pushed him aside and handed her own sign directly to Huang Daxian, saying "Fate!"

  Huang Daxian smiled suddenly after a while, saying: "Another one in ten thousand destiny, this is the Phoenix destiny, hmm... there will be a very perfect marriage, and her husband is also extremely noble, destined to have one son."

  Wu Ming wore a big smile on his face and said: "You two should be a pair, almost!"

  Feng Wusong coldly glared at Xie Chang, who was grinning foolishly, and snorted: "Scram!"

  "It's me, it's me... I'm asking about marriage, I'm asking about marriage..." Yan Ruyu excitedly handed the divination slip to Huang Daxian.

  Wu Ming disdainfully said: "You guys are really shameful! All of you ask about marriage."

  "Take care!"

  "Exactly!"

  Huang Daxian saw Wan Yan Ruyu's palm and face, and sighed: "It is still a rare destiny, a heavenly fairy descending to the mortal world, with great wealth and nobility in her fate, and glory that will never end. This is a princess's destiny. Recently, the red phoenix star has moved, the true monarch of heaven is far away in the sky, but near at hand, and she will have one son and one daughter."

  After hearing Huang Daxian's words, Yan Ruyu's face suddenly turned red, and she secretly glanced at Wu Ming, her heart racing like a deer.

  Finally it was Wu Ming's turn, he handed over his token and said loudly: "I ask about marriage!"

  Still having the face to speak of others, three people despised him together!

  Huang Daxian looked at Wu Ming for a while, and exclaimed in surprise: "It's actually the unparalleled True Dragon's fate, this is a destiny that only emperors have, receiving the favor of heaven."

  "Imperial Star?" Zhuge Dachang was shocked and said: "You're not wrong?"

  "I've been helping people with physiognomy for forty years, I won't be wrong! This is indeed the appearance of a king, not an ordinary person."

  "Emperor? Isn't that a bit too much?" Wu Ming laughed and joked, "Then am I also like an emperor, with three palaces, six courtyards, and seventy-two concubines?"

  "Shameless!" Yan Ruyu spat.

  "Since it's the emperor's order, even if I don't become the emperor myself, heaven won't treat me poorly..." Huang Daxian said with a mysterious smile, clearing his throat twice before continuing: "Let's just say this: in my destiny, there will be nine sons and twelve daughters."

  Wu Ming burst out laughing and said: "Haha! So many!"

  "Hum! Not even a bit accurate!" Yan Ruyu suddenly flew into a rage, huffing and puffing as she said "Let's go!" and then stormed off...

  What's wrong with this young lady? Wu Ming felt a bit confused, and Feng Wudao glared at him, saying: "Idiot! Xiao Yan only has one son and one daughter in her fate, but she has more than 20 children. How can she not be angry?"

  Wu Ming still didn't understand: "What's it got to do with her? Is she going to explode?"

  "Feng Wusuo's face turned red with rage: 'You idiot, can't you see that Xiao Yan likes him?' Wu Ming was still standing there stupidly, and she rolled her eyes, continuing: 'What are you still standing there for? Hurry up and chase after him!'"

  Wu Ming rubbed his nose, then chased after them. Zhuge Dachang and Feng Wushuang exchanged a glance, awkwardly turned their heads to one side, and walked out of the Zen room shoulder to shoulder...

  After the four of them left, Huang Daxian smiled and murmured: "What a pity to have an emperor's fate but not the heart of a hero."

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