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  The sky was darkening, and on a simple stage, the drama troupe that Mozhiyan had specially invited back to the city from the countryside was performing. The changing of faces was faster than flipping through a book, this was an essential characteristic performance of Sichuan Opera.

  Change! Change! Change!

  Inside the temple, outside bustling, children who feel surprised and excited clap their hands and cheer, old people know the secret of changing faces, but still show a look of great interest, only young people feel dull and tasteless.

  What's good about it? If a woman puts on heavy makeup, spits out saliva and wipes it on her face, she can change into eighteen different faces.

  After playing until his phone ran out of battery, Wu Ming, who was sitting in the audience, raised his head and said with a pout: "What a boring performance!"

  Zhuge Dachang yawned and said: "Yes! Can't we find a beautiful woman to perform the changing underwear trick? That would definitely be much better than the changing face trick!"

  Leng Zhenyue coughed lightly twice, widened his eyes and said: "This is a regular song and dance troupe, only with singing and dancing acrobatics and magic comedy, no miscellaneous performances."

  Wu Ming and Zhu Ge Da had just stood up when the stage lights dimmed, explosive music started playing, and a dozen or so girls wearing tank tops and hot pants came on stage. Their legs were white enough to dazzle the eyes; whether they danced well or not didn't matter, as long as their legs looked good...

  There were snow-white thighs available, and the two men finally got excited.

  The more conservative elderly people are quite disgusted with these cool girls, and one by one they scold them severely. Among them, Leng Zhenyue reacted the most violently, constantly muttering about hurting social morals, but he stared at the girl on stage without blinking.

  After the fiery street dance performance, Wu Ming stood up...

  "Where are you going?"

  "The girls are working so hard dancing, I'll go backstage and comfort them."

  Zhuge Dachang also hastily stood up and said: "I'll go with you! We are also considered half the master, should go to show."

  For two beloved disciples and adopted sons, Leng Zhenyue was already speechless. If all the women in this world were to die out, how would they survive?

  The actors of the troupe were making up and changing clothes in two temporarily set up tents, with someone guarding them and refusing to let non-staff members enter. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang used all their eloquence and skills, but still couldn't get into the tent where the female actors were making up and changing clothes, and their plan to sneak a peek was foiled.

  The two of them slunk back to the stage, just in time for tonight's final performance, a female solo singer. The meatball-shaped beauty singing was a small-time pop star, whom Mo Jia had paid a high price to invite back, and who still had some reputation in Huaxia.

  "This girl is someone I've seen on TV, isn't that xxx?" Wu Ming's face was filled with excitement, but he couldn't remember her name.

  "That's right, it's that xxx, the real person is more beautiful than on TV." Zhuge Dachang also didn't know her name.

  Back against back, sitting on the floor...

  ……

  The most romantic thing I can think of is to slowly go to jail with you, until we're old and can't go anywhere, but still remember the times when we escaped together.

  ……

  This is a widely popular and well-known old song "The Most Romantic Thing", but with the loud noise of the live audience, the muffled lyrics entered Wu Ming's ears, completely changing its flavor...

  Disaster!

  No wonder he's a professional singer, his singing is...

  No one noticed, anyway, the chest is very good-looking, and the meatball beauty is very good at stirring up the atmosphere. She ignited the passion of men, and the cheers of men on the scene were one wave after another...

  Those brothers with wives dare to shout loudly 'I love you', of course, going home tonight to scrub the floor is a must, I heard that now it's popular to kneel down and control remotely? Change channels with a slap?

  It's going to be a sleepless night!

  A group of enthusiastic men were infatuated with the beautiful woman, but Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang seemed more calm than before. After being with Yan Ruyi and Leng Bingbing, those two demon-level beauties, they had developed some resistance to beautiful women.

  If Yan Ruyu and Leng Bingbing can score 90 points, then this meatball beauty can at most score 70 points.

  Unfortunately, Yan Xiaozhu's chest was a bit small, and Yu Mu's figure was explosive enough, but her legs were not long enough. The beauty was indeed not perfect in every way. If only they could be combined into one, that would be flawless... Wu Ming silently lamented in his heart.

  After singing three songs, the meatball beauty got off the stage amidst thunderous applause. Zhuge Dachang pulled Wu Ming's arm and shook it, saying disdainfully: "What are you still staring at? That little girl has already gotten off the stage."

  "Has she finished?" Wu Ming came back to his senses and cast his gaze onto the stage, indeed, the meatball beauty was nowhere to be seen. He hastily said: "The little girl who sang just now seemed to be singing a prison song, probably just released, she must be feeling very lonely and empty, let's hurry up and go comfort her!"

  "What are we waiting for?"

  Two people stood up, in the cold and shocking eyes of Yue, once again rushed to the backstage, finally met their own idol, must ask her for an autographed underwear, by the way, take a photo together...

  They still don't even know the name of their idol!

  The pop star beauty ignored the crowd asking for autographs and walked quickly towards a minivan under the escort of two men in suits.

  "Hey beautiful, wait up!" Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang caught up to the beauty, both of them spreading their arms out to block her path, revealing a lewd grin on their faces.

  "Trouble... uh..." A burly man guarding the beautiful woman looked at Wu Ming with a surprised expression, saying: "Young Master Wu, how did you end up here?"

  "Do you know me?" Now it was Wu Ming's turn to be surprised.

  "In our company, there's no one who doesn't know you." Another big fellow laughed and said.

  Judging from his tone, he should be the company's bodyguard. Wu Ming immediately put on a serious face and coolly said: "Our employer wants to get an autograph from this lady, I wonder if it's possible?"

  Smoothly got the signed photo, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang looked very depressed, how could it be so coincidental, fortunately they didn't make a move, otherwise let these two guys go back and make a small report, let Chu Min know that they tried to seduce female clients, if they don't die, they will lose their skin.

  Back in the minivan, the beauty pretended to ask casually: "Who was that Wu Shao just now?"

  "Oh... He's also our company's bodyguard." A big man replied with a smile.

  "Bodyguard?" The beauty let out a disdainful snort, thinking to herself: Wu Shao thinks he's some kind of big shot, but it turns out he's just a small-time bodyguard.

  The beautiful woman looked disdainful, while another big man had a hint of resentment in his eyes and said in a low voice: "You may not know that he is the top S-level bodyguard in our company. Hiring him for one case costs more than your commercial performance."

  The beautiful woman's eyes flashed with a hint of shyness and anger, and she stopped speaking.

  …………………………………………………………

  The old Mo family house had a lot of rooms, but with over a hundred guests staying overnight, several people had to squeeze into one room to sleep. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were no longer interested in performing and returned to the room arranged by Mo Xianyan for them, only to find someone they didn't like - Feng Tianming.

  I don't know why, but this kid wasn't as girly as the first time I saw him. Of course, he's still not likable. A big man growing long hair and going to the creek to take a bath is truly a heinous crime, deserving of castration.

  The room was quite elegant, but there were only two small beds. Feng Tianming lay on one of the beds playing with his computer and when Wu Ming walked in, he said faintly: "You're back?"

  "How did you end up here?" Zhuge Dachang said in a cold tone.

  Feng Tianming swept up a strand of long hair and tucked it behind his ear, asking in return: "Why can't I be here?" As he spoke, he closed his laptop and continued: "There are too many guests, it's not easy to arrange, Shu Shu asked me to come and squeeze in with you guys."

  "Squeeze sister! Thought it was milk? Squeezing will have?" Wu Ming burst out: "Three people, two beds, how to sleep?"

  "I don't mind sleeping with two people together, but..." Feng Tianming said while taking off his clothes, "I like to sleep naked."

  Wu Ming exchanged a glance with Zhu Ge Dachang, and his whole body felt cold. Sleeping with a man who didn't wear underwear, he had to be prepared for the worst!

  "Little J... I'll tell you a secret..." Wu Ming walked to the bedside, covering his mouth and whispering into Feng Tianming's ear: "Pig Brother is very restless when he sleeps, likes to touch this and that, be careful he might accidentally grab your pipe."

  Masturbating is great! But if you let another man do it for you? That's really not a pleasant thing!

  Feng Tianming's face changed greatly upon hearing the words, staring at Zhuge Dachang in terror. He hastily put on his clothes and said resolutely: "Those two people sleep on one bed, I want to sleep on my own."

  Sister! This can't scare me away!

  Wu Ming said indignantly: "I don't like sleeping with men either, so among the three of us, only two people can sleep on the bed, and one person has to sleep on the floor!"

  Zhuge Dachang snorted and said: "Anyway, I won't sleep on the floor."

  "Me too!"

  "Alright then! To be fair, let's play rock-paper-scissors!"

  Two men stood in unison, raised their middle fingers and shouted: "Get out..."

  Wu Ming rubbed his nose and said, "You don't agree with this plan? Alright then, let's have a democratic vote. Those who agree to let Tian Ming sleep on the floor, raise your hands!" After finishing speaking, he was the first to raise his hand...

  Zhuge Dachang hehe smiled and also raised his hand!

  "Great! Two to one, Little J, sleep on the floor!"

  "Feng Tianming shouted angrily: 'You two are in cahoots with each other, this is unfair!'"

  "What should we do then?"

  "Then let's compare like men...!" Zhuge Dachang puffed out his chest, gave a sly smile and continued: "Compare sizes, the smallest one sleeps on the floor!"

  "My goodness!"

  "Disgusting!"

  "Then let's compare who is older, and the younger one sleeps on the floor."

  "This is the way! Respecting the elderly is a traditional virtue of our Chinese culture!"

  "Don't forget, loving the young is also a traditional virtue of our Chinese nation!" Feng Tianming, who was only in his early twenties this year, immediately used his age as an excuse.

  Three people were deadlocked and couldn't come to an agreement after proposing many plans, but finally Wu Ming proposed a plan that was accepted by everyone, and they shook hands!

  In terms of physical condition, Zhuge Dachang has an absolute advantage, Feng Tianming is slightly at a disadvantage, and Wu Ming is moderate. However, everyone is a martial artist, and they are all strength-type, so it's hard to say who is more powerful.

  Zhuge Dachang vs Feng Tianming, the length and thickness of their arms are quite different, and when crossed together, they don't look very coordinated.

  Wu Ming shouted to start, and the two people began to try their strength, unable to gain the upper hand. They gradually increased their force, still evenly matched, until they even used up all their energy...

  Five minutes later, Zhuge Dachang finally subdued Feng Tianming. The two of them panted heavily and collapsed to the ground.

  Zhuge Dachang wore a Phoenix Heaven's Chime, revealing a hint of praise on his face, saying: "Youngster, your strength isn't bad!"

  Feng Tianming snorted in discontent: "You guys trained with Leng Shu in Southern Fist, but our Feng family excels at Northern Leg. If we were to wrestle wrists, you'd definitely have the upper hand. But if we were to wrestle legs, I wouldn't lose for sure!"

  Pinch thighs? This is almost the same as pinching beauties, and pinching men's thighs? Just thinking about it makes one feel that chrysanthemums are a bit dull.

  Phoenix Heaven sounds, Wu Ming smiled faintly: "Pig brother didn't take advantage of him, he's a left-hander. If he had just used his left hand, he wouldn't have lasted even ten seconds."

  Zhuge Dachang wore Wu Ming, and said in surprise: "How did you know I'm a left-hander? I rarely use my left hand."

  Wu Ming rubbed his nose and smiled, "I remember last time in Leng's office, I crushed the thick blue-and-white porcelain teacup with my left hand. It wasn't easy to crush it without using force, was it?"

  "Sharp eyes!"

  After resting for a while, Feng Tianming stood up, turned his arm and said to Wu Ming: "I'm going to fight with you."

  Wu Ming smiled and said: "Are you sure? I'll make it very hard for you to lose!"

  Zhuge Dachang nodded and sighed: "Young man, I advise you not to humiliate yourself."

  "Hmph, just talking is useless, how can you know if it's true or not!"

  Young people don't know the height of the sky and the thickness of the earth if they don't suffer a bit. Wu Ming and Feng Tianming were about the same arm length, so it was fairer to get up. However, as soon as Zhuge Dachang shouted "start", Wu Ming directly knocked down Feng Tianming with a momentum that could destroy withered trees!

  One-second kill!

  Finally, Wu Ming added a sentence: "Actually, I'm also left-handed..." Then he jumped onto the bed with a smile and shouted: "Alright, sleep, sleep!"

  What kind of people are these two men? Feng Tianming's mood was restless for a long time, tossing and turning...

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