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  Welcome everyone to --:

  The sun sets in the west, and a seaside villa in a hotel is holding a welcome banquet. There are nearly 100 people, men and women together, no distinguished guests, except for Wu Ming's bodyguards, only staff from the organizing party and twenty beauties.

  What is beauty? Everyone has a different understanding of the definition of beauty, but when it comes to the definition of a beautiful woman, the general public's understanding is basically similar, that is, a face that can shame flowers, a figure that can eclipse the moon, icy skin and jade bones, willow waist, prominent breasts, curved buttocks, and white thighs.

  No matter if it's Miss Bikini, Miss China, Miss World, or Miss Solar System, they are all beauty pageants. Since they are about selecting beautiful women, shouldn't appearance be important? Then what's with these skinny girls in front of me?

  These beauties, who were carefully selected from a hundred, did not meet Wu Ming's expectations. They were all over 75 cm tall and had very high figures, but they either had no breasts or no buttocks, and were as thin as bamboo sticks, just like refugees from Ethiopia.

  Have the judges' eyes been blinded? These flat-chested girls wearing lingerie would be a wonder! Wu Ming's imagined lingerie model was the kind with big breasts and buttocks, who would walk with a swaying gait like a cat, not this bean sprout in front of him who looked like she'd be blown away by the wind.

  Her figure is not good, but Yan Xiaozhu's figure is also mediocre. However, she has a stunning face that can hold her own against the competition. The girls in front of us who have been carefully selected by the judges look like they just came out of a factory - at first glance, they all seem to be the same type, fresh and innocent-looking.

  Xiao Qing Xin describes a kind of exotic temperament, usually used to describe women. If these girls remove their makeup and walk on the street, almost no man will give them a second glance. The only good thing about them is their snow-white long legs.

  These days, no matter whether it's choosing male models, female models, car models, lingerie models, pants models, labor models and so on, there seems to be an unwritten evaluation standard, which is to choose those who are tall. Wu Ming doesn't quite understand this, what's the reason behind it?

  Tall stature, may have a wider range of choices for clothing, the figure of the clothes rack refers to tall people, however, not all clothes racks look good with clothes on them, a tall and scary mother-in-law wearing beautiful wedding dress will only scare people even more.

  Is there a relationship between lingerie models and height? Why do they have to choose tall ones? Can an A-cup bra show the beauty of lingerie? What a group of brainless judges. Wu Ming, who was bored after eating his fill, walked out onto the veranda with a cup of juice in hand, just as Su Qian happened to be there alone enjoying her wine.

  He also arrived at Wu Ming, the two nodded to each other, Wu Ming walked to his side and asked in a low voice: "Is our company's funding a bit tight?"

  Su Qian glanced at Wu Ming sideways and smiled blandly: "No! Why ask that?"

  Wu Ming raised an eyebrow and said, "How come you can't even invite a decent judge?"

  "Judges?" Su Qian replied subconsciously: "We have a very professional judging panel, no need to invite."

  Wu Ming turned back and pouted at the villa, asking in surprise: "Are all the girls inside leftovers picked by others?"

  "What's the meaning of this?"

  Wu Ming said with a hint of sarcasm: "If it weren't for others picking up the leftovers, then our judges must be blind. These girls are ordinary in both figure and looks. If they fell on the street, maybe no man would even bother to help them up."

  Su Qian shook his head and explained with a smile: "Maybe they don't fully understand our evaluation criteria. When we choose a girl, appearance is not the most important thing. We pay more attention to their temperament and special talents."

  "However, girls who are talented and skilled often don't look pretty."

  "Hehe...... We don't need a hollow vase."

  Wu Ming said irritably, "What's wrong with the vase? At least it looks nice on the table and is pleasing to the eye. It's better than putting a delicate chamber pot on display, which would make people feel nauseous."

  Su Qian showed a face of disapproval and said loudly: "Some things can't be just superficial, we should pay more attention to their connotation."

  Wu Ming snorted: "I don't know what's connotative or not, I only know that a plump and beautiful short girl wearing lingerie is better than these tall and skinny ones."

  "We should view that kind of beauty which emanates from the inside out with an artistic eye, rather than gazing at those superficial surface beauties with a shallow gaze."

  "I think beauty is about making a good first impression, not many people have the patience to dig deeper for inner beauty. Since it's a beauty pageant, the primary condition should be a beautiful appearance..." Wu Ming started his lengthy argument, "We're focusing on the wrong things like temperament and talent, if this were ancient times, whoever dared to choose a girl with this kind of figure would lose their head immediately."

  Su Qian sighed and said, "They can't be that bad, right?"

  Wu Ming drank the beverage in one gulp, belched, and then said seriously: "They can't be considered bad, they're just too ordinary. If you don't label them as beauty pageant contestants, it's not a big deal. But once you do, with their looks, there will definitely be a lot of questioning voices, how can these girls who have just graduated from school bear it?"

  After a moment of silence, Su Qian bitterly smiled and said: "If I were to look at them with the eyes of a man, I would understand."

  "Why don't you choose some beautiful women with big breasts and round buttocks?"

  Su Qian revealed a faint, weak tone: "The problem is that there isn't! This time's Bikini Miss theme is 'Towards Maturity', and the contestants are all students selected from various universities. However, the number of people who signed up was really too few, and after the preliminary selection and initial round, only twenty people were left. They already have the best conditions."

  Wu Ming hesitated and said, "Then how can we continue the competition? After the top three, there are still those messy awards like Best Temperament, Best Talent, Best Screen Presence, etc. Almost everyone can get an award, it's better to just give each of them an award and disperse."

  Su Qian rolled her eyes and said, "We're planning to shoot some outdoor promotional videos first, then intensify the second round of sea elections. With just these few girls competing on TV, isn't that laughable?"

  "Right, next time don't go to the Engineering College to select people."

  "I know now."

  The two of them exchanged a smile, turned around and walked back to the villa. As soon as they entered the door, Zhuge Dachang came up to greet them, shouting: "Where did the kid go? It's really boring here, let's go find some fun."

  Want to have some fun? Wu Ming chuckled and nudged Su Qian's shoulder, whispering: "Do you want to come with us to broaden your horizons and see what a real bikini beauty looks like?" He then gave a sly glance.

  Su Qian's face slightly reddened as he said, "This... this... cough! If it's convenient, I'd like to go take a look and learn some experience."

  As long as they were willing to tear off their hypocritical masks, men's faces were almost the same. Three like-minded men walked out of the villa shoulder to shoulder.

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  A little later, Wu Ming's brother sent the three of them to the entrance of a large massage and beauty parlor. As the saying goes, "the duck knows first when the spring river is warm", relying on his intuition as a man, Wu Ming took one look and knew that this massage parlor was deep in water, but there was just one problem - the entire building had scaffolding set up for construction.

  Although the sign says "open for business", this massage parlor is clearly under renovation. Zhuge Dachang patted Wu Ming's shoulder and dryly said, "This place seems to be renovating, let's change to another one?"

  Wu Ming pointed at the sign outside the massage parlor and said in a low voice, "But it says business as usual."

  Zhuge Dachang's mouth twitched twice as he bitterly smiled, "Even if it's open for business, we can walk in normally, but what if we can't walk out normally?"

  "Right! Right!" Su Qian nodded like a chick pecking at rice, "An Diyi, let's change places?"

  "But my brother said this is the best one around here."

  Just as they were hesitating and about to turn back, a beautiful woman walked out of the store. She stretched her waist, and her huge breasts instantly stuck the eyes of the three men.

  She flashed a charming smile at the three of them, including Wu Ming, and beckoned to them, calling out in a sweet voice: "Gentlemen, come on in for a massage?"

  Though our heads may fall and blood may flow, we cannot but push forward with the oil. The three men showed a hint of righteous indignation on their faces as they strode into the massage parlor with their heads held high.

  As soon as they entered, many scantily clad women were lounging on the sofa in the front hall, including some stunning beauties with fiery figures. Three men looked ecstatic, taking risks to seek wealth and glory, and it seemed they had come to the right place.

  Just as the three of them were selecting beauties, a middle-aged man sitting at the table received a phone call. He immediately pulled down the switch, and the room suddenly went dark, then lit up again in an instant. After repeating this twice, all the girls were shocked and jumped up, rushing to the back door in a panic.

  Wu Ming and the other two were slightly stunned for a moment, then immediately guessed what had happened, and rushed to the back door, silently cursing in their hearts, "Damn it!"

  But the girl who rushed to the back door quickly ran back, a silly and naive girl bumped into Wu Ming's arms, Wu Ming took advantage of the situation to hold her waist, then police came in from the back door, turned around, the front door also had police coming in, sandwiched from both sides, nowhere to escape.

  The leading police officer shouted loudly: "No one is allowed to move, the fire safety here is not qualified, and the top has ordered us to suspend business for rectification. We heard that someone reported that you are still operating, and we came to check the hidden dangers."

  Three men and a group of women let out a sigh of relief, but their fleeting sense of luck was quickly shattered. The lead police officer sneered and continued, "But here, apart from the safety hazard, there's an even more serious problem."

  The leading police officer made a phone call, and in less than ten minutes, the ear-piercing siren sounded from far to near. Su Qian was sweating profusely, while Wu Minglou looked at her with a natural stupid expression and whispered, "Sister! First time getting caught?"

  Tianran's face revealed a hint of shyness as he nodded foolishly: "Mm-hmm!"

  Wu Ming smiled and said: "This kind of thing I have experience with, as long as you tell me what the name is, I'll take care of it."

  "I... am Jeon Jin-woo."

  Wu Ming's hands slid onto her buttocks, and he said with a dazed expression: "It's not a lie, your butt is really round!"

  "Don't whisper!"

  Before long, a police bus arrived at the entrance of the massage parlor. Wu Ming and the other two followed a large group of girls onto the police car with their heads hung low in shame. The three of them sighed inwardly, indeed they had entered normally but were unable to exit normally, what a fate!

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