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  Treat every day as if it's the end of the world and make out until tears fall.

  They didn't eat their fill and ran away, so the two of them had to change to a different restaurant to re-eat. The atmosphere here was much more normal. Wu Ming's face still looked very bad, with a deeply wronged expression. Zhuge Dachang lowered his head to eat, with a flustered look on his face, not daring to speak. He feared provoking Wu Ming, stepping on the cat's tail.

  Wu Ming broke the silence, saying with shame and anger: "Fortunately, no acquaintances saw us entering the comrade restaurant to eat, otherwise it would be a mess, even with ten mouths, it can't be explained clearly."

  Zhuge Dachang showed a flattering expression, holding a chicken wing and placing it on Wu Ming's plate, smiling obsequiously: "Third Brother! Don't be angry anymore, come! Eat a piece of chicken wing!"

  "Don't mention Ji to me!" Wu Ming said with a dark face, grabbing a chicken wing and taking a bite. "A gentleman loves chrysanthemum, takes it in a proper way, why do you have to break the back?"

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  When they had almost finished eating, Zhuge Dachang called the waiter over. The bill came to over 200 yuan, but a man with an annual salary of one million yuan couldn't even afford this amount.

  He put several blue tickets in his wallet, Wu Ming shook his head and paid the bill again. After the waiter left with the money, he said sarcastically: "Good kid! You only have a few dozen dollars on you, but you still dare to ask me to go to a Western restaurant, obviously trying to cheat your dad!"

  Zhuge Dachang scratched his head and dryly said, "How could I? My credit card was taken by Wuxian at the airport, I forgot for a moment."

  Wu Ming hummed: "Living a pretty tight life, huh?"

  Zhuge Dachang nodded and said with a bitter smile, "When going out, there can't be more than 50 yuan on one's body. Only when on a business trip can credit cards be used. And the company will still check my consumption records."

  "Woah! Family education is indeed very strict. If they gave the money to Wú Shuāng, and she used it to buy an airplane today and a cannon tomorrow, wouldn't that be disastrous?"

  Zhuge Dachang said in a warm tone, "Wu Shuang is not Xiao Yan, she spends money relatively reasonably, besides, she only helped me keep the deposit slip, and she doesn't know my password."

  Wu Ming blinked his eyes and said, "To be honest, 50 yuan can only buy three catties of pork now. With this little money, it's hard to even find a street vendor selling it. I think I'll just stick with one Buddha statue for the rest of my life."

  "Huh? This... " Zhuge Dachang hesitated for a moment before carefully asking, "Can we pay by card when looking for the girl?"

  "Brush sister-in-law!" Wu Ming said: "Most places can't swipe cards, if they can swipe cards, they can also open a float account."

  Zhuge Dachang lowered his head and said with a dejected expression: "I'd better think of ways to earn some extra money as a small treasury."

  Wu Ming said with a look of disdain: "Now they are just like the Southern Vietnamese, fully equipped with their traditional qualities."

  "What quality?"

  Poor!

  Zhuge Dachang's mouth twitched twice, then he said with great enthusiasm: "Boys should be raised in poverty from a young age, only then will they have ambition. A poor man is not short on aspiration, heroes are not afraid of humble origins..."

  "Get a massage later, pay for it yourself!"

  "Brother is wrong!"

  "Wu Ming said with a heavy heart: 'Pig brother! I will eventually be managed by Wú Shuāng to the point where I have no temper at all, and become as obedient as a little dog.'"

  Zhuge Dachang sighed and said with a distant look in his eyes, "When a man is truly fond of a woman, even the hardest steel will turn into soft silk. This is true love, don't you understand?"

  "No massage for you later!"

  "Brother is wrong!"

  Wu Ming said with a sly tone: "I have a way that can let you continue being a good man, have women to play with, and money to spend."

  Zhuge Dachang's eyes lit up and he hastily asked: "What method?"

  "Get out of here!"

  "What the duck?" Zhuge Dachang was momentarily stunned, then scolded: "Get out of here, you damned duck! I'm a model soldier of moral integrity, I wouldn't do something that would humiliate a man's dignity like this."

  "I'm a model of a floating prostitute..." Wu Ming covered his mouth and smiled slyly, saying as he stood up, "Let's go! It's not early anymore, we can leave the cave."

  Zhuge Dachang stood outside the window and smiled with a hint of meaning: "The early bird can pick up worms to eat."

  Two men walked out of the restaurant, Guo Dachang received a call from Feng Wushuang, after receiving an imperial edict, Wu Ming reluctantly followed Guo Dachang to Starbucks to meet the Empress.

  As they walked out of the coffee shop, Feng Wushuang patted the shoulders of the two big men and said with great care: "I won't disturb your reunion, you brothers rarely have a day off, so go ahead and have fun, enjoy yourselves to the fullest!"

  At this time, the two men had only one hundred yuan in total. Zuo Feng Wushuang drove away, and Wu Ming indignantly said: "Why did she confiscate my cash and bank card?"

  Zhuge Dachang showed a hint of sympathy and sighed, "Just because she is Xiao Yan's cousin, just because she can let the dead have no place to bury with just one sentence."

  "Also said to have fun? 50 yuan can do what?" Wu Ming said irritably: "Buy two cans of beer and a roll of toilet paper, find a dark corner to drink, and happily drink two bottles?"

  "Don't be so naive, okay?" Zhuge Dachang sneered: "I know a place where men can have fun without spending money, and women will even take the initiative to come to them."

  Wu Ming rolled his eyes and sneered, "If I'm not mistaken, that place is a brothel. And wasn't someone just saying they'd rather die than become a gigolo? How quickly things change."

  "Idiot! The one who takes money is the duck, not taking money is just a... This is a fundamental difference, are we that kind of man who does the duck?"

  Wu Ming's mouth curled up in a sly smile: "We're just playing around."

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  E's Bar, a foreigner-owned bar, and notably, this is the famous Duck House of Zhonghai.

  A Porsche concept car stopped in front of the Duck House gate, and two men wearing black suits got out of the car. Even if they only had a few dozen yuan on them, their luxury car dazzled the eyes of the doorman, who didn't dare to look at them straight.

  The white rose symbolizes pure love, like a warm night, only with love and nothing else. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang both had white roses in their breast pockets, this beautiful flower was just conveying a message, it's a cooked duck.

  A white rose, a white handkerchief, a white lighter - as long as a man is holding something like this and waiting alone in a bar, the pick-up artist will know he's a SB (small white face) doing business. The duck feathers are all white too, it's an identity symbol.

  Entering the bar, the two people immediately went their separate ways. Wu Ming spent a lot of effort and 15 yuan to buy roses, but he only had enough money on him to barely afford a can of milk. Sitting on a high stool, he took a glance around and found that there were not many customers, mostly middle-aged women.

  Will a beautiful woman lack men? Is it worth spending money to find one? Wu Ming shook his head and smiled wryly, thinking that those who spend money to find men are usually rich aunties. Just as he was thinking this, a woman swayed beside him, shaking her hips to the soothing music.

  Business is booming!

  Wu Ming glanced at the woman and smiled slightly, saying: "Your butt is shaking pretty well!" The woman was delighted and just wanted to speak when Wu Ming's face suddenly changed, coldly adding: "Auntie! Be careful not to sprain your old waist with such shaking."

  The woman was still very elegant, but she just gave Wu Ming the middle finger and left. Not far away, Zhuge Dachang saw this and Wu Ming showed a strange expression, for his aunt, macho men were more attractive.

  There aren't many guests yet, but Zhuge Dachang is already the center of attention. Several middle-aged women are surrounding him, probably because he's not used to being treated like a celebrity by women, and he looks somewhat smug with a cheap smile on his face.

  "Little brother, are you alone?" Another heavily made-up auntie walked up to Wu Ming's side, "How about sister buying you a cup of wine?"

  "Are you always calling me?" Wu Ming's face turned black as he glanced down and said, "Or are you still calling the one below me?"

  Auntie picked up Wu Ming's hand and gently stroked it, chuckling: "Don't be angry! Can't you just call him Little Handsome?"

  Wu Ming immediately got goosebumps all over his body, shook off the hand of the aunt and said in a low voice: "Are you trying to steal my watch?"

  The aunt was a bit angry and hummed: "A watch like this, I can buy a dozen at will."

  "What's the use of being able to buy a dozen? Can you buy time?" Wu Ming retorted bluntly, "I don't want to be a fake son, go find someone else!"

  The aunt was furious, turned around and walked away. Wu Ming tossed the rose to one side, looked around and saw that they were all middle-aged women, with hardly any young ones. The duck game for tonight had come to an end. He turned to Zhuge Dachang and found him apparently drunk, three women were preparing to move him out.

  On their desktop, Wu Ming only found a few beer cans. Can this amount of wine get Zhuge Dachang drunk? Wine doesn't make people drunk, it's the people who get drunk themselves. That's relative to beautiful women, but for several ordinary-looking middle-aged women? It's really a bit far-fetched.

  There's something fishy going on!

  Three women supported Zhuge Dachang as he walked out of the bar, with Wu Ming quietly following behind. As they stepped outside, a van that had been waiting by the roadside quickly started up and pulled over to them. Wu Ming strode forward, shouting: "Where are you taking him?"

  The van door opened with a loud creak, and two men wearing masks jumped out. They were holding wooden clubs and hammers in their hands. The driver also got out of the car, holding a dagger. Several pairs of eyes as venomous as snakes stared at Wu Ming, one of them coldly saying: "Kid, it's best not to meddle in other people's business."

  "Ah……" Two soft cries rang out, and Zhuge Dachang, who had been supported by others all along, suddenly burst forth and struck out with his hands, sending the two women supporting him flying towards three men a few steps away. The five people instantly crashed to the ground in a heap. Another woman, seeing this situation, turned around without hesitation and took off running.

  Wu Ming chased after the fleeing woman with lightning speed, catching up to her in an instant. He kicked out a vicious foot from behind the woman, who let out a pained cry and collapsed to the ground clutching at her groin. Afterwards, he dragged the woman back to Zuge's side.

  The cunning Zhuge Dachang had already taken action and knocked the four men unconscious. He glanced at Wu Ming, chuckling and saying: "Tsk tsk! Using a kick to the groin on women too? That's too ruthless, isn't it?"

  "It's better for men! Women won't lose anything..." Wu Ming chuckled and said: "I thought I was really knocked out by someone."

  "Is your brother that stupid?" Zhuge Dachang sneered, "Three women with murderous auras, reeking of formaldehyde, who would dare to fall into their arms? By the time they wake up, their organs might have already been harvested."

  Wu Ming rubbed his nose and said, "What's the point of plotting against them?"

  Zhuge Dachang rubbed his fingers together and said with a greedy tone, "Let's make some extra money! Hand them over to the police, we'll probably get a reward!"

  Wu Ming let out a soft sigh and said, "They really are unlucky to have run into each other!"

  No need to call the police, enthusiastic citizens are everywhere, and within ten minutes, several police cars arrived. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were also warmly invited back to the police station for a midnight snack.

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