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  At 10 o'clock at night, the Haidian District Police Station in Beijing, the robbers were not caught, but Wu Ming and Shen Ruoxi were asked to come back, and Director Wu Gang personally helped them make a record.

  "At that time, more than a hundred people came up with machetes and steel pipes... " Wu Ming gesticulated wildly, spitting as he spoke of his heroic deeds, "I let out a loud roar, you little thieves, do you think you can hurt me?"

  Director Wu Gang asked with a terrified face: "Do they want to go up?"

  "It's an injury, a wounded wound..." Wu Ming rolled his eyes and said, "You'd better not interrupt, okay?"

  "Alright, you go on."

  Shameless Wu Ming described himself as a war god descending to the world, a human version of Lü Bu, bravely fighting against hundreds of bandits with unparalleled valor and sharpness, completely forgetting that at the time he ran faster than his mother's red rabbit.

  "Don't let us know how powerful, we don't know that the Horse King has three eyes......" Wu Ming continued to tell his own glorious deeds, and glanced at his relative Wu Gang, asking: "By the way, do you know the Horse King?"

  "I know."

  "I only know that Erlang Shen has three eyes, but where is the third eye of Ma Wangye?" Wu Ming asked cautiously: "It can't be the one on his butt, right?"

  The director who was drinking water choked and coughed, Shen Ruo Xue blushed with anger: "It's not grown there, people don't have eyes on that place."

  "Hasn't grown up?" Wu Ming's eyes widened in surprise, then he exclaimed: "Marquis Ma's father is really not a vegetarian, how many evil things must he have done!"

  Shen Ruoxi was speechless, Director Wu Gang wiped away a nonexistent cold sweat and dryly said: "Let's get to the point, let's get to the point."

  Wu Ming nodded and continued to embellish the story, adding oil to the fire, speaking vividly and bringing the robbery event to life. Just listening to him made people feel as if they were there in person, but the facts were severely distorted.

  Wu Ming perfectly interpreted the idiom "to open one's mouth is to dig a river", and in order to create a brilliant image, he stuck gold on himself with all his might.

  "Finally, I had a fierce battle with a group of extremely evil thugs for over 300 rounds. More than 100 of them were chased by me for nine streets and escaped with their tails between their legs."

  "Is it over?"

  "It's done."

  "That's good......" Director Wu Gang looked at Shen Ruo Xi and said in a warm tone, "Miss Shen, tell us about the real situation at that time."

  Shen Ruoxi gave Wu Ming a white eye and said in a bad tone: "The fact is that we were chased by more than ten people with steel pipes for nine streets."

  Wu Ming showed a slightly embarrassed expression, Director Wu began to scribble notes, Wu glanced at the notebook and slammed his hand on the table, shouting: "You're only starting to take notes now? It seems that nothing I said earlier was recorded?"

  "What you're talking about is a TV plot, I want facts..." Director Wu Gang smiled and shrugged his shoulders, then turned to Shen Ruoxi and continued: "Miss Shen, please elaborate."

  "Do you want it very detailed?"

  "The more detailed the better."

  "Oh..." Shen Ruo Xi's face turned red as she said in a low voice: "We had just arrived at the parking lot, when a group of strangers rushed down from the car and shouted 'robbery', there was also a woman who seemed to have been so scared that she peed her pants. Then Wu Ming... he hugged my butt and started running, I... I even hooked his waist with my legs..."

  "Enough... enough..." Director Wu Gang said awkwardly: "No need to be so detailed, just tell the story clearly."

  Wu Ming couldn't help but steal a smile, and Shen Ruoxi gave him a kick under the table with a flushed face. Then she continued to gesture: "They chased us with steel pipes all the way, Wu Ming held me and ran east, west, south, north, and finally circled back, running non-stop..."

  "Damn it!" Director Wu Gang cursed silently in his heart, his face aching as he interrupted, "Can't you do anything but run?"

  "It's all gone! We just ran away at that time."

  Director Wu Gang sighed and asked: "Didn't anything else happen?"

  Shen Ruo Xi glanced at Wu Ming, a blush appearing on her face. She hesitated for a moment before shyly saying: "Yes! He was secretly pinching my butt when he ran away."

  Wu Ming smiled and added: "The feel is very good!"

  Director Wu Gang almost fell off his chair upon hearing this, what kind of people are these? Who took their statement last time? It's really too patient and professional, it's necessary to give them a bonus. Helpless, he had to adopt a Q&A format, and after hearing "keep running" again, he was on the verge of collapse.

  They inquired about some physical characteristics of the robbers, the car they came in and its license plate number, etc. Director Wu Gang used his leg thinking method, which is to simply not think and directly infer that they were the ones who smashed into Chaoyang Company last time. Shen Ruoxi did not deny it.

  After finishing the transcript, it was already past eleven o'clock. When Shen Ruoxi walked out of the interrogation room, she quietly took a deep breath and had an expression of relief. Wu Ming touched his nose, this little woman is quite good at pretending to be silly! If she were acting, she wouldn't even need to take off her clothes to become famous.

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  On the way back, the car was quiet, Shen Ruoxi's mood was a bit low, her eyes were very tired, Wu Ming glanced at her and then fell into deep thought.

  Tonight's robbers are not simple, they are not a group of ordinary hoodlums, but a group of high-quality hoodlums. A rather attractive woman lies on the ground with her legs spread wide open, and they can all ignore her, which shows that they are not ordinary hoodlums.

  Are they all gay? What a scene it would be if so many people were doing it together! The waves of explosive chrysanthemums, one after another, the little recipient lying dizzy on the bed, truly an attack of infinite virtue! Wu Ming couldn't help but shudder.

  As long as you're not a fool, come out. The little rascals who robbed tonight didn't really come to harm people for money, they obviously came for Shen Ruoxue, of course not to rob her of her chastity, but seemingly just to warn and intimidate?

  They did this just like they smashed the Chaoyang Company, it should all be to threaten and coerce Shen Ruoxi, as for what the purpose is, I don't know, only Shen Ruoxi knows the twists and turns in this matter, but she remains tight-lipped, not saying a word.

  Why did she want to keep silent? Wu Ming was puzzled and couldn't figure it out.

  Wu Ming did not choose to keep a group of small fry, thinking it was unnecessary. Catching some shrimp soldiers and crabs would be useless, and might even startle the snake in the grass, putting those behind on high alert, which would be somewhat counterproductive. When striking a snake, if you can't grasp its seven inches at once, it's better to wait and observe.

  As long as you have meat buns in your hand, are you still worried about no dogs coming to your door?

  Thinking of meat buns, Wu Ming saw Shen Ruo Xi's majestic chest rising and falling with her breath, really one wave after another, so big! And it's still pure meat filling, it's really rare, Little Golden Lion King grew up eating such buns, what a bliss!

  Unfortunately, it's a non-sellable item. If she doesn't bestow it upon him, Wu Ming secretly sighed that he would never get to taste it in his lifetime.

  She glanced at Wu Ming with the corner of her eye and found that he had been staring at her chest all along. Shen Ruo Xue's ears started to heat up, and she pretended to be calm as she asked: "At what?"

  Wu Ming said: "The chest!"

  Shen Ruoxi's face was bitter, not knowing whether to praise his honesty or scold him for being shameless. She clutched her coat tightly and said in a huff: "Next thing you know, he'll dig out my eyeballs."

  "Recently in fighting fake..." Wu Ming said seriously: "I was just identifying the authenticity, I think the chest is too fake."

  Shen Ruoxi's face turned red as she gritted her teeth and said, "Do you want me to touch it?"

  "Really?" Wu Mingxi was overjoyed.

  "Then let's go to hell together."

  Wu Ming's outstretched hand quickly withdrew, pretending to pick his nose, and said lightly: "The weather is really great tonight!"

  “…………”

  There was once a woman who would follow me to the grave, she yelled with a broken heart: If you dare touch my chest, I will die with you.

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  She returned home safely, Shen Ruoxi walked back to her room, Wu Ming followed closely behind her. When they entered the room, she turned around and glared at Wu Ming, saying: "Do you want to come into my room?"

  "Yes! Protecting a weak woman is a man's responsibility."

  "Is this close protection or a sanitary pad?" Shen Ruoxi blushed with anger and pushed Wu Ming away, locking the door immediately after.

  It's completely hopeless! Wu Ming let out a long sigh, turned around and went back to his own room next door, took a bath, lay on the bed thinking back and forth, and finally decided to make a phone call to a man who didn't have a mobile phone.

  The phone rang, but it was a woman's lazy voice. Wu Ming was taken aback for a moment before saying, "Okay, I'm Wu Ming. Is Comrade Gu Dong at home?"

  The woman giggled and said, "He says he's not in!" After a pause, the loud voice of Gu Dong Huo erupted, "You'd better have something important to say, or I'll break your bones into pieces."

  "Haha......" Wu Ming chuckled twice and said: "Sorry to disturb your good things, but there is indeed an urgent matter."

  "Speak!"

  "Do me a favor......" Wu Ming said briefly and got straight to the point, only saying at the end: "You should be able to help with this, right?"

  " I'm a soldier, not a detective. This kind of thing should be left to Tang Yuyan. Give her just one day and she'll be able to tell you even the number of hairs on the mastermind's legs."

  Wu Ming said with a scowl: "I'm not familiar with her."

  "Just based on a few possibly fake license plates, you want me to help investigate the mastermind behind it? You're overestimating me...” Gu Dong said helplessly: "I'll make a few phone calls! At least it'll take two or three days to get any news."

  "Thank you very much!"

  "Is everything okay now?"

  "It's gone......" Wu Ming chuckled and said: "I wish you a dreamless spring, hold on for more than a minute."

  "Get out of here!"

  He hung up the phone, Wu Ming's eyes gradually turned cold. I won't offend anyone if no one offends me, but if someone offends me, they will be left with nothing but a corpse!

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