There sits a man drinking tea next to a fire.

  "Why hello There!" Say the author as he sips his tea

  "Now I know I lied about writing more for the introduction of magic but I'm sorry. Finals came up and I got caught up writing erotica with my ex."

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  "I know many of you will disagree with my decision but all I have to say about that is fuck you. With lots of love!"

  Now I have nothing against sharing some of this wonderful erotica so let me know if you care to read it."